man or muppet?

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

Ilya Rozanov will be the world's first male top to get pregnant from topping his husband

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

A good bit you can do is talk to your pets like you’re doing a job interview. “So, how long have you been a dog? As a dog, what unique insights do you feel you can offer?”

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

extremely funny when students get really into some harmless "vintage" activity to the point of absurdity. right now it's hacky sack, which is not something i ever thought i would see my students playing en masse. and yet here they are organizing competitive hacky sack teams. taking over any space they can to kick a hacky sack around. i had to chase a group to morning assembly today because they were busy playing hacky sack. just saw one of my students sending an email that said "stop adding randos to our team they're the worst sackers." 2026 year of the hacky sack ig