Gobville

building an ark. goblins only.

Can I bring my squigs and trolls too?

you can bring one squig but the trolls stay.

theres a swamp hag living under the outhouse

Is she nice?

no she keeps putting glue on the seat. i was stuck in there for three hours

theres a swamp hag living under the outhouse

are there no suitable swamps near by? if so i can summon a lovely swamp for them

are you trying to poach my swamp hag

most stuff is rocks

As a geologist I can confirm most stuff is rocks

mountains, for example

guy that thinks he has narcolepsy but he’s giving people real prophecies when he sleeps and no one tells him

like just in an office job or something

guy that thinks he has narcolepsy but he’s giving people real prophecies when he sleeps and no one tells him

like just in an office job or something

cooking up a batch of hotdog water. anyone know where i can get rid of the sausages when i’m done?

I'll eat them. I know it's been three days, but I'll still eat them if they're available.

I summon nuclear bomb centralized entirely within your left nut

Thank goodness I always keep a spare in my testicles stew

Boiling in the stew