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2025 lunar psychosis wrapped

Hey pro gamer tip for any depressed teenagers obsessed with literary romanticism what like I were once: So the world actually hasn't changed actually. Whatever shit u read about in books that stirred your soul and makes you sigh and go "Oh, if only we still had [thing] in this soulless modern world" is still there. You're right abt the modern world being soulless and empty and dumb but it was like that back in the history times too it's always like that. You can go have all kinds of adventures that are just as interesting and exciting as like, I dunno, viking stuff. You can still go do great deeds or what the fuck ever, we're in the same tale still Mr. Frodo, et cetera. But a lot of the time the cops aren't gonna like it so you have to also have to learn abt security culture

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.

Somebody at work keeps adjusting one of the perimeter cameras to have this beautiful artistic angle on the museum in a historical building across the way. The sun sets just behind it and the whole sky turns golden-blue, clouds streaked across the sky above. The lush tree line beneath the museum is perfectly lined up along the rule of thirds and the building itself towers above, almost mythical in its evening glory. Like damn, take a still from this camera and send it to the museum to frame and hang on their wall. I do need the camera to be pointing at the parking lot. Tho

The setting sun bounces off the skyscrapers downtown and hits the museum's windows and every one of them turns the same golden hue as the sky behind, reflected in the trees just starting to turn golden-orange beneath. The bottoms of the clouds take on the slightest tinge of purple and birds circle above, speckling the evening sky as they call autumn's last farewell. Someone's car got broken into in the parking lot last week, Tammy, point the damn camera at the cars

I pull up to the apothecary like good day sir Ive got a top hat with gears and pipes and a cane rhats lowkey a sword and I ask for their finest miracle tinctures as I draw my pneumatic pistole I'll be having them on the house of course and I run back to the ornithopter plunder in tow with my girl in the driver's cockpit she's wearing a corset thats 75% buckles by mass and goggles with too many lenses and her top hats far more cumbersome than mine and well you know what they say about ladies with big top hats her names sprocket by the way yup my bitch named sprocket yes speockets her name and we make our getaway and I operate the crankpower lightning gun to dissuade and kill the pursuing constable and we make our way back to our clock tower hideout and she puts her thing in my mouth multiple times until theres bubbles yup my bitch named sprocket put her thing in my mouth and cummed in my mouth until there were bubbles

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

lets groove tonight .. impaled on spikes of life

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

"#'old religion' they said. and then simply said nothing of a new religion" yeah Uther Pendragon, noted athiest. Entirely agnostic court. It's crazy that there's no belief system backing anything up. Like, we're going to get by on vague prophecies but also prophecies are magic which is evil. Divine right of kings but no divinity. Mirrors and mirrors but no windows.

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

it feels wrong when is see doxx written as "dox"... two x's are sexier... sexxier.... yeah baby!

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face