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@hippy-craic
2025 lunar psychosis wrapped
u were diminished by the waning moon 107 times!
u were emboldened by the waxing moon 87 times!
u spent 53.9% of the year in lunar synchronization. that puts u in the top 95% of terrestrial conduits!
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Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.
getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines
this is really resonating with the subjects
step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!
I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline
the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!
right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio
I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!
I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!
the Terracotta Army guy?
🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.
Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining
to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning
this is the best post i've experienced in years
one of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard (for myself, at least) is that if you're in a terrible mood and NOTHING is helping, then start doing the chores/responsibilities/job stuff/etc that you've been putting off. Will it put you in an even worse mood temporarily? Probably, but you're already pissed off, so you might as well double up on it at that point 😭 there's no loss. It's not like finally getting around to cleaning the house and scheduling appointments is going to ruin the good day that you aren't currently having to begin with 💀 And then, when the bad mood passes, you'll have gotten shit done and you'll feel a lot better later, even if in the moment you're having The Worst Time Ever about it.
DUDE NO FORREAL ACTUALLY I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. This is one of the few things that works SUPER WELL for me. Years ago one of my friends was talking to me and they were in a real bad mood. Then mentioned they were gonna do something productive and sink themselves into their work so at least something good can come of that time they otherwise would have spent in quiet misery. I internalized that and started practicing that on my own. Now, whenever I'm doing REALLY rough, I'll try to turn that into productivity. It's REALLY effective when I work on commissions, because that work gets me closer to being done regardless. Not only does it help get my mind off of whatever's ailing me (at least to some degrees), it means I made a net positive out of a bad situation. I can look back and feel ANY kind of positive emotion instead of it being completely terrible, and it's less work I have to do when I'm in a better mood. Win win.
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listen i know codependency is bad in practice but it's so hot in theory tho. imagine needing to be attached at the hip with someone or you die of anxiety
guy who substitutes different sex acts for "suck my dick" as a figure of speech but can't stop choosing like weirdly sensual ones every time
did this fucker just cut me off? ahh yeah REAL fuckin polite, hey, why don't you lick the sweat off my NECK, pal?
gently tongue my fuckin' perineum, buddy. learn how to drive
Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it
Futures
Made of
Ethical romantasy
he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall
wtf = wheres the femslash
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brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want
stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it
lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up
everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)
Hi! Language teacher here!
If there isn't a fluent speaker around to practice with regularly, it doesn't matter how many languages you make a small child study. They aren't going to speak any of them.
I can also confirm (anecdotally) that my adult students learned much quicker than any of the kids I worked with, and exponentially faster than any of the toddlers I taught.
If you want to learn a language, go learn it! You are fully capable of doing so as an adult, and you didn't miss any windows.
i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause
terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause
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tumblr keeps giving me these ads with straight up porn in them (like, nude dickriding) and while idgaf about seeing porn I really am like, exhausted by the double edged swords of "terms of service" and "advertising".
I can't post images that show too much of my stomach, because notable body fat trips whatever alarms are up in tumblr HQ. but advertisers can show me skinny white girls bouncing on it all day long bc like, they're advertisers.
we live in advertising world. companies have more rights to "expression" in public than individuals. once you notice it you won't stop seeing it. you have a moral duty to resist it.
getting tired of these kinds of responses. "you're only seeing porn because you look at porn and the ads are connected to your data huehuehuehue" like it's some kind of gotcha.
I am a sex worker - a porn creator. Yes, I spend a lot of time on porn sites! sometimes for work, sometimes for pleasure. I'm not embarrassed to admit it. Do you think I should be? I'm on testosterone, sometimes I jerk off four times a day. Get over it.
When I said "idgaf about seeing porn" I meant it! What I DO care about is the fact that I as a user and a worker cannot post my creative labour on this website, but that advertisers can show me whatever they want, including AI generated Attractive People doing my job. The implication that they're doing this with the use of tracking cookies makes it worse, actually. I don't like living under surveillance. Do you think it's funny? Or do you think that was part of the problem I was trying to talk about from the start?
