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2025 lunar psychosis wrapped

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

hitting the gym with my cuttlefishgirl buddy and she keeps saying "hey can you spot me?" and then when i turn to look she's camouflaged herself against the equipment again. like okay it was funny the first time but come on.

this has probably already been articulated better by some respected sociologist somewhere but i would argue that congruent with the ableist denial of dignity of risk is this refusal to conceive of certain demographics and individuals as capable of meaning, or even comprehending, their ability to do harm. and this denial of what i call "dignity of intent" is used to effectively isolate and punish anyone who can be determined a danger to themselves and/or "society" by severing the ties of cause and effect; of choice and consequence, while maintaining the illusory integrity of the status quo. people are dangerous not as a result of any conditions placed upon them that define them as such, but simply due to an inherent flaw in their nature - an immutable moral failing; weak, worthless flesh that cannot be molded or taught. if someone cannot accept that they pose too much of a potential threat to the social order be allowed free range, then they cannot be trusted to act autonomously, so they must be caged and leashed or put down like an animal with a bite history.

"innocence" is a rhetorical device used by the repressed comfortable to oppress the disturbed. there is no action, behaviour, or ontological state of being that begets punishment, and no amount of moral or ethical purity that can defend one from suffering, even if it were achievable. the concept of an "innocent victim" is akin to a bladeless knife with no handle - a thought exercise in pointlessness.

to want to reduce harm or the risk thereof is an admirable and worthwhile goal, but to deny anyone, yourself included, the possibility of intent to harm or even offend entirely only threatens your freedom

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

*leaves

where are you going

let that bisexual woman ruin your life. you don't have enough going on anyways

i think the way to get out of having ai posters for everything is to make it funny and cool to have badly drawn mspaint art on everything again. not even kidding. "i can't draw and can't afford an artist" good! funnier that way! trust me! write it out on microsoft word, screenshot it, red squiggles and everything, done. take my hand

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option