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DEAR READER
we're not kids anymore.
pixel skylines
Sweet Seals For You, Always
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Keni
Sade Olutola
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Discoholic πͺ©
JBB: An Artblog!
Cosmic Funnies
Today's Document
Jules of Nature
Show & Tell
@theartofmadeline
macklin celebrini has autism
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@hippy-craic
2025 lunar psychosis wrapped
u were diminished by the waning moon 107 times!
u were emboldened by the waxing moon 87 times!
u spent 53.9% of the year in lunar synchronization. that puts u in the top 95% of terrestrial conduits!
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Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually
Good point. We should jerk off and *throws dart* eat some pork bao. Or if you're vegetarian we could *spins comically sized wheel* eat some samosas. What's truly important is we have to jerk off. Together.
You just don't get this on other sites
Everyone likes my wobbly yet determined steps
art museum websites when the artist was a communist: ...he continued to paint, despite the fact that every time someone in Soviet Russia made abstract art Joe Stalin would personally storm into their studio and start tearing apart the canvas with his teeth
art museum websites when the artist was a nazi: ...his work flourished from 1937β1945, a time where nothing particularly notable happened, and then he emigrated to the united states where he designed buildings for private universities
clocking into a shift at the dick sucking factory but I work in payroll so it's basically just a normal office job
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next stage of human evolution is for everyone to join together as a writhing limbless mass
real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guyβ¦ i wanna live in the moment yβknowβ¦. im like really private i like having secrets
on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17
Happy Friday. Ann Widdecombe is dead.
had a dream elon musk threw a glass at me so violently i ended up with glass in my mouth - so i beat his head in with a big rock
i once had a dream where i woke up in my bedroom as my roommate was coming home from somewhere and everything seemed like normal until it turned out to actually be a shapeshifting elon musk so i grabbed this big hunk of glass that i own irl and tried to bash his head in and all he did was laugh at me. when i woke up and told people about this they were like You were visited by the devil himself
the hunk of glass in question
elon musk has unshackled his astral self and is using it to torment transgender individuals. unfortunately for him, this has already begun eroding his spiritual enamel. its only a matter of time before the charlie kirk witches get him too. he's already shown to be weakened in the realm of dreams.
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quora please stop emailing me
OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
Iβve known this post longer than Iβve known most of my friends
Author/illustrator Trung Le Nguyen has been live posting reading Pride and Prejudice for the first time on bluesky and just hit the first proposal. The replies are basically the sickos meme
Thread here
Incredible stuff happening. I want push notifications for every update. I hate push notifications.
"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now
Which vessel would your soul inhabit?
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When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it
little miss ticklish tummy is stretching reeeeeal big while wearing a shirt too small for her
