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You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

One of my favorite interpretations of the Garashir Lunch Debates is that Bashir knows full well that he’s flirting with Garak. Garak, on the other hand, thinks that he’s really lucky that Bashir definitely doesn’t know that he’s been flirting with him. This obviously leads to a situation where Bashir thinks they have a will-they-won’t-they romcom-type thing going, and Garak thinks he’s in a devastating tale of unrequited love and he’s the tragic heroine who will suffer for his beloved.

sometimes i forget not all fanbases are on the same page and there are people out there who were shocked and blindsided by canon garashir in lower decks like andy robinson hasn’t been saying for years he wanted to smash so bad that rick berman sent him to conversion camp gooner jail with dukats daughter

watching supernatural for the first time in your twenties as a longtime tumblr user is wild because i know a lot of the main beats and how the show ends but i feel that people neglected to mention the episode where dean winchester kills hitler or when lucifer possessed the president of the united states. everyone was correct about castiel being a fag though.

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

oh my god the original out in the wild

I think everything that is happening to Doctor Bashir is so much more fun and unhinged when you remember that it's his first job ever. Like he was just writing his finals a week ago and now he's saving people's lives and flirting with a fashionable spy lizard (affectionately) on the edge of the galaxy