dongers

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

I will do anything to be free

Even escape?

I dont know. Can i do that

anjefkjdjhff 

lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

they are teenagers now

computa..................................... come the fuck on man *bursts into tears*

Sex is so gross I’m just gonna keep welding

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude