They don't know how you've haunted me. So stunningly ♡
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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They don't know how you've haunted me. So stunningly ♡

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+ close up and a bonus abandoned one
Hannibal (2013-2015)
“You got me there” moments
My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel
Howl's Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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“bits to use in everyday conversations”
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying
You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video
And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter
Sound definitely needs to be on
Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.
It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom
it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now
going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me
it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying
“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“
The Beholding
Pride and Prejudice Art
A few recent scene redraws from the 2005 Pride and Prejudice film! One of my favorite movies ever.
Prints available in my shop!
I’ve been on a big Jane Austen kick this year and currently reading my way through all the books! So far I’ve read Emma, Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, and I’m almost finished with Northanger Abbey!
Where did your first name come from?
I was named after one of my parents
I was named after a dead relative or family friend
I was named after a living relative or family friend
I was named after a religious figure
I was named after a historical figure
I was named after a fictional character
I was named after a place
My parents just chose a name they liked
Other
Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

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Ive just had the stupidest crossover au idea known to man.
So we know the winter soldier was sent into various wars over the years. Stupid stupid stupid au where he gets injured on the front line in Korea and by some slip up confusion in the chaos he ends up taken by helicopter to the nearest medical unit. The 4077th.
Halfway through Hawkeye prying out shrapnel, the man's wounds start to heal on their own, and fuck, maybe Hawkeyes a little too drunk to operate right now because he must be seeing things. A man's chest doesnt just stitch itself up on the operating table. What the fuck.
So of course they keep him for observation. Frank most definitely has a shitfit about it when he finds out, and absolutely doesnt believe Hawkeye that the guy just healed on his own. Frank demanding x-rays for the mistery patient, because surely there has to be an injury somewhere. The man came to the table more shrapnel than human.
The images are....confusing, at best. The soldiers body was a myriad of injuries and trauma, bones broken and healed over, bullets permanently healed between muscles. Each abuse taken and healed over and never once questioned. The worst of all is the mass of scar tissue on the soldiers shoulder, and the mechanical weapon attached to it, drilled into the mans very bones and twisting his spine under the weight. No one knows what to make of this mystery soldier but they know they can't send him back where he came.
Even Hawkeye finds it hard to joke about the situation. Hes seen shell shock, and this is something else entirely. There's something empty in the soldiers gaze, like hes been carved open and dumped out. The only time the soldier seems to relax is, strangely enough, around Radar, of all people.
Frank tries to get information out of him. To understand who he was or who he worked for, who hurt him and who built that arm of his, but he never answers.
Radar is the one who realizes. Of course he is. He takes one good look at the winter soldiers face and- yeah, he knows that face. Thats Captain America's buddy. Radar offhandedly mentioning this to Henry who goes "yeah yeah caps buddy's on our operating table ok" before he thinks about it for a moment longer and OH Fuck thats Sergeant James Goddamn Barnes.
The first question is, of course, how the fuck is he alive didnt he die in the war, and the second is, naturally What Do We Do With Him.
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

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Are you flirting or are you starting a fight? When you hit him, are you hoping he catches your hand? You say it's just strategy, but boy it looks an awful lot like a dance. Pulling punches, telegraphing moves -- they're leaps and bounds. He says, "Let's do this." He cracks a grin. Your steps don't falter but what if a heartbeat did?
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gif request meme: motleywolf asked ↳ teen wolf + favorite episode ☆ wolf’s bane/abomination