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@kyloschuyler

Let him out

heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies– I need them to survive

if, by some divine mistake, you find the lady of the forest, you can only ask her a single question. pray that it’s one she knows how to answer.

who’s a good girl?

Beauty vlogger: so this is my water bottle. i just got it over at the corner store, okay, uhm, first impression you DO have to twist the cap for it to come off so keep that  in mind before you buy it, and the water is a lot more, uhm, liquidy? than i would’ve thought. the bottle is pretty nice it’s made of, uhm, plastic. so it has that sort of uhm, plasticy feel to it it’s really nice

beauty vlogger for 8 minutes before that: hi guys, so today i just wanted to check in and give you guys a little review and first impressions of my bottle of water. a lot of people have been asking me if i could review water, or bottles, and i just thought i’d make a quick video to review my water bottle. now, some of you have been saying that water in bottles is good, but i just thought i’d try a bottle of water and do a quick video for you of my first impressions. this is just a quick video, because i got a bottle of water today and just wanted to do a quick review. 

beauty vlogger for 5 minutes before that: but before that, have you guys ever heard of reading? well sometimes you don’t always have the time to do it. audible.com is the leading provider of online audiobooks, and if you use my promo code you get your first book for FREE. it’s crazy guys, i’m OBSESSED. i’ve been listening to The Secret Life of Countess Boochie Flagrante and it’s literally everything right now. it’s literally everything. the link is in the description down below.

me: ohh this person didnt reply!! i bet their phone is off or out of batteries or something! maybe theyre asleep! :) they’ll reply soon! the disorder: theyre dead me: what the disorder: dead