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morphmaker

Lizards in my eye,

in the Nest,

in the shower.

Lizards on the driveway

taking mealworms from my father.

Lizard's bobbin' head

to the frogs

on the window.

Lizard's twitching tail

left behind

lain in shadow.

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 4 days 1 minute

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#ted lasso is trying to protect me from ronald mcdonald

mephostophilis

are non brits aware of count binface.

mephostophilis

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

mephostophilis

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

#this is the funniest possible laurence fox jumpscare

klapollo

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

klapollo

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

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sesiondemadrugada

Thomas W. Schaller.

fakecrfan

There are few delights in the world like having a friend start to read Jane Eyre for the first time and then as they are commenting on it you slowly realize that they don't know. They don't know Rochester's deal.

This is like the literary equivalent of meeting someone who doesn't know Darth Vader is Luke's father.

So they go "I don't understand why anyone would have a problem with this relationship! Yeah he's older and there is a class/power difference but he clearly respects her as a person and it's so refreshing!" and you just cackle, cackle, cackle behind your screen until the inevitable day you get this message.

Everyone congratulate my friend @anonymoustypewriter, they just found out one of literature's biggest 100+ year old shock twists authentically without anyone spoiling it for them.

the-uss-premise

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

Culturally significant forbidden candy

#i want a cell phone that has these #like.....all of them

lucylehane

Jacob with some spot-on Ilya character analysis (and general thoughts on sex-as-self)

It's Open With Ilana Glazer

#“so he's sucked one dick before”#ha

valigarmander

prismatic-bell

And then his work was destroyed by the Nazis because he was Jewish.

Queer rights and our understanding of human sexuality was set back by eighty years because of antisemitism.

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sadgi

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

sadgi

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

sadgi

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

talkwithtatsu

too good for tags

mageless

I HAVE BEEN SAYING MY PRONIS FOR SO LING AND I FORGOT WHY THANK YOU FOR THE REMINDER

wakingfromthewater

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

attackoftheskydancers

Screenshots I took to traumatize my husband when I got this ad

pastimperfection

It is HILARIOUS that they're censoring fuck. Let's not offend any delicate sensibilities by dropping a complete f-bomb in the middle of explaining the rules of the monster fucking 💦💦💦 game.

wakingfromthewater

This is going to enter my vocabulary

#that last tag took me out

duxuebing

Photography by Xuebing Du

fuckyeahchinesefashion

How to make Warrior Outfit of Withered Leaves (cr粘花贴草)

taibhsearachd

To everyone who is feeling a little sad right now... close your eyes. Hold out your hands.

I am gently offering you Ring with Cat and Kittens, 1295–664 BCE.

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rosieandthemoon

church of St Mary, Clipsham, Rutland

emungere

@louiselux sent me this card years ago and when I saw the bird in this post, I was sure it must be from the same place, but this guy is from York Minster. Same artist maybe? Anyway, I love him.

diana-andraste

The Black Sun, Bill Mayer, 2017

Gouache, with gold leaf, on watercolor paper

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