We're All Mad Here

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

An orc warrior just flayed the blonde mayor.

His sash is in tatters

nudes while he’s at work is a must

Or while she's at work, let's not discriminate.

it’s actually crazy how passion and sincerity is the answer

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

if i had to hazard a guess as to why the english & scots independently named 2 different potato and cabbage dishes silly names (bubble & squeak and rumbledethumps respectively) i would say it's probably bcos both dishes are designed to use up reheated leftovers and coming up with a whimsical name makes it an easier sell on your kids vs just saying 'tonight we are having yesterday's potatoes'

hey bro. do you mind if i impose my own self-conception of normalcy on you using the framework of wellness

...yes?

you wouldn't be saying that if you were well 💉

And like I genuinely am loath to negatively discuss women’s bodies online and I think the way that famous women’s bodies are up for discussion online and in the press is upsetting and dehumanising and I feel a lot of compassion for women who are struggling with eating disorders and body image issues in the public eye however the fucking mass weight loss happening to all famous women either through eating disorders or weight loss medication cannot just go uncommented on. Nearly every single famous woman got skeletal overnight and it is so incredibly worrying both for them and for what it signals to other women and girls about how they should look.