Speak soon. Stay Lucky.

Honestly it’s not that surprising people can’t accept bisexuals exist when people still think you can’t like both dogs and cats

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

i love everything about this

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.

shit i don’t own a single confection what do i do if human children come knocking on my door???

oh we cryin today? didnt know that but uhhhh i think we can fit it in the schedule