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This is the FUNNIEST THING THEY'VE EVER DONE

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

What the-

From Russia, with Nudes

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

conversations of amatonormativity and consent overlap a lot and should be discussed side by side more frequently. because when you live in a society that teaches you that you’re supposed to want sex and romance, that you may want to say no in the moment but you shouldn’t say no forever, any statements about consent get muddied. you cannot at once preach that consent is vital and “you can always say no” and also insist that people should give sex and romance a try, even when they express disinterest, telling them “eventually you’ll find the right person.”

love the CC function on emails. "you should know about this but you don't have to take care of it."

love the BCC function even more. "you shouldn't know about this but you can eavesdrop. keep it to yourself." ok then 💅✨

alternately, CC: "whether or not your boss has to deal with this depends entirely on whether you do what you should have done six weeks ago" and BCC: "do you see this shit my liege"

CZECHIA BEACH SUMMER WITH THE GIRLS!!!!!

Quick question, do you all still understand each other?

Why?

¿Qué?

Cosa?

Čo?

Miért?

מה?

Wieso?

为什么？

Hein ?

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Hey uhhh why did you shape it..... like that