it's about belonging to something

i love when curiosity drives me to see what's going on in the more obscure hypothetically Problematique ship tags of a fandom (incest pairings and the like), and almost invariably i find very little fic but the fic that does exist is always like, over a dozen works written singlehandedly by one Extremely Dedicated Pervert. we need to cherish these people. support your fandom's local pervert today they're a load-bearing part of the ecosystem

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"

this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file

I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit

yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me

@redsesame

LOL, 100% right, and that's why all the stupid pseudo-fitness ads are now: "get your VACATION body in just 7 minutes per day"

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees

[ID: Photo of a doorway into a closet or room stuffed with innumerable crabs, wedged up the entire doorway. End ID.]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

i saw a post earlier today and now i can’t find it but someone was like the only reason i get through studying is by saying “let’s go steal a grade” where they just imagine they’re doing research for a leverage con and they have to know all the information to pull it off successfully. I’m at my internship rn and i found the original score for the og show and redemption and let me tell you i have never been more productive

Replace imposter syndrome with the conman method! You're a fraud, and you're such a competent fraud that the mark is never going to realize what hit them until the gloat.

Ser Arlan lives AU where they reach Ashford Meadow for the tourney and greet Baelor who takes interest in Dunk but the old man won't let him have a "moment" with his squire so Baelor enter the lists just to unhorse Arlan again and piss him off and show off to Dunk bc he's a petty prince, it's not hard to do that bc Dunk's already smitten for him and it's all Arlan's fault bc he fed the Baelor soul of chivalry agenda to him lol

my parents divorce has got me thinking a lot about how theres no force out there assuring everybody gets their happy ending. my parents spent 30 years together and as far as i can tell it was never as good as love should be and nothing stopped them from making that choice. theres no force in the world stopping you from throwing away your life. very few choices ruin your whole life at once (i mean. like. doing a murder and getting caught. for example) but if you just keep choosing the path of unhappiness no one stops you. you can keep doing that as long as you like