Parabola of Mystery

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.

I’m dying over the knock-off Kit-Kat! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

scully dissecting a dead man and finding partially digested pizza in his stomach and getting hungry and going back to her motel and ordering a pizza.......i love you weird girl

cozy game is such a weird term to me i feel like it gets applied to so many genres. life sims farming games rpgs survival games strategy games. i saw someone call dont starve a cozy game. i feel like the vibes of dont starve are quite possibly the opposite of cozy actually.

i was talking to my roommate and she mentioned that she often feels like people say 'cozy game' in the same way gamers would derisevely call something a 'girls game' in the 2000s. which is something to think about tbh. much to consider.

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

I've said this before but it bears repeating. You need to stop drowning yourself in irony and fake selves. Say something true and beautiful today or else.

You need to be earnest. You need to stop hiding yourself into falsehoods, before you can no longer separate them from you. There is no difference between pretending to do something as a bit and doing it earnestly, given time. You need to be earnest.

You cannot assemble a self out of bits and jokes and trolling. Speak with your heart open and bleeding, rather than see it covered in layers of poison

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

It's cool how old alcohol is. A meth addict is a novel and rootless thing but the humble alkie is in a noble tradition millenia long counting great statesmen, artists, scientists, etc among their rank. And by chance! Can you imagine if yeast made a stimulant? We'd be on the moon!

@shit-hdb-would-say

Harry du Bois would say this.

Sometimes I overheat and die for a little bit but then I get better

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit