Parabola of Mystery

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

Doctor who belongs in the hands of a faggot, not the bbc

Well a fag not named Russel that is

to the miscreant teenagers in aisle 2 who pulled a stepladder out from under the shelves to take feet pics posing on the stepladder: what was that about? it's been several years and i still have no idea what compelled this. my coworker and i played rock paper scissors to decide who had to tell you to please stop taking feet pics on the stepladder because it was a liability issue. it was noon on a weekday. you were sheepish, but not ashamed.

The hatemail game on this website is insane

tshirt that says I HAD POTENTIAL

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

*slams reblog*

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}

((ALSO: A fun trick -  Affect = Action  Effect = End Result ))

Rebloging from myself because someone out there needs it

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

STATUS: DIVORCED (POSITIVE)