Parabola of Mystery

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."

His husband is the pokemon fan and picks out a different pokemon plush to sit in the background of each episode. Its ADORABLE.

why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look

not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

many women dont seem 2 realize that being 'pretty' isnt mandatory in life

however having swag is.

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

consider this for themes as well

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

I thought I was going to learn something cool....

Uh oh, the player character is coming this way. Quick, engage in mindless small talk which comments on recent events or location relevant details

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

your work is appreciated

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch