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Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

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quietwingsinthesky

you should be able to right click things in real life and see how old they are

quietwingsinthesky

somewhere out there is information on when these streetlamps were erected and who put them up, it’s just not information available to me. and i don’t like that. i should know everything forever.

infected

The Angel of Death, Émile Jean-Horace Vernet, 1851

princelevnikolayevichmyshkin-de

tokkibean

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

harpyharpyharpy

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

oidial

bappy saturday!!!

read it and sheep ladies!!! ohoho

ok bye ohohoh

melonatipatch

Had to make one for myself immediately

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famylee83

This man needs to be hunted for sport.

gremlinzeeeeeero

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MADE HIMSELF ONE TOO

literallymechanical

This is a contender for my new favorite fusion paper. How does it feel to be the realest god damn scientist on the planet Dr. Smiet

pankendev

i need to get out of my own head. perhaps if i sneeze really hard

the-haiku-bot

i need to get out

of my own head. perhaps if

i sneeze really hard

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

fujoshiwarrior

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

dailycatsblog

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kitchen1

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

dogpuppy

squeakitties

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

squeakitties

twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

stevishabitat

mandate-transgenderism

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

screaming-at-the-wailing-void

In the 2010s I read a weekly column sporking bad fanfiction. I'm glad the practice is no longer in vogue as far as I'm aware, but it did successfully make me aware of some of the most disgusting things I'm aware of. And I was laughing, because the articles were pretty well written, if distinctly of the time. I honestly think it's why I'm so close to immune to disgust at fetishes and kinks, and why any time someone tries to talk about like. Age gaps in popular ships as pedophilia, or 50 shades as the worst depiction of bdsm. I just smile and crack up on the inside.

I promise, it's fine. Whatever people are calling degenerate, or claiming will destroy society, you're still in the lobby displays. There's a whole library and the stacks contain multitudes. Relax, read something else, learn to analyze what you don't like honestly instead of being grossed out. It makes the world a better place

sillysymbol

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

yoyoma-stanaccount

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

aadamantine

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

inkmothnexus

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

inkmothnexus

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

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youdonthavetogotocollege

Most intriguing sentence ever

dib

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

zim

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

dib

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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