Parabola of Mystery

this could work. we never tried it

I love the blinkers so it doesn't get spooked

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Charles J. Guiteau

was thinking about how you can work out your tongue to make it stronger and went, you know, I wonder if there's a competitive sport for that, so in a brief blissful moment I forgot all outside context and googled "tongue wrestling" and I'm going to be honest, even accounting for that, what came up on google images was completely unwarranted

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

public transport and public libraries are making out nasty on the couch