Parabola of Mystery

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

I'm gonna have to deal with people's dogshit takes on inflation forever aren't i

they get about 7% more bullshit per year, don't they?

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

I’ll take to to the candy shop…I’ll let you lick the candy shop

Are you fucking kidding me

i have never been happier 

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

it spides

pre hairwash melancholy

#tbh if you’re dumb enough to give openai your bank account info you deserve everything that’s coming to you

girl asks me to use her like a toy so i put her in a row with several other girls sorted by name alphabetically & sit there silently looking at her

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

i legit miss red lights in cars and appliances n stuff. red city lighting is goated