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*Sprays u with a can of "Serious String"* [you are gently covered by a loose, aerisolized tangle of high-tensile polymer weave]

teaboot

Fuck my baka life

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goldensunset

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

firestorm09890

frankbelloriley

yuriwinged

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

heydocverdant

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

illmoraineakoi

I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."

Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.

heydocverdant

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

neurodivergentaf

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

weepylucifer

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

blujayonthewing

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the-east-art

Useful image for when your internet friends have rain in their cities and you don’t

the-east-art

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever made. It’s just people talking about wanting rain. Or who have too much rain and want other to have their rain.

sapphling

WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

I want to print this ask out and frame it and keep it on my nightstand so it's the first and last thing I look at every day until I die

depsidase

dogpuppy

kushblazer666

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nerves-nebula

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

nerves-nebula

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

cryoverkiltmilk

You show up and Michael B Jordan is sitting in both seats.

nerves-nebula

☝️only funny addition so far. I’m actually shocked nobody else thought of that yet

3000s

wiremotherworshipper-deactivate

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

parkchanwoohoo

Been talking to this Uber driver for like 35 minutes and he let me have a hit of his vape

parkchanwoohoo

He's a cool guy we're talking about Mexico v Korea during world cup

parkchanwoohoo

He told me about the time his brother's truck got stolen and his grandma called the local cartel to be like WHERE IS IT and they were apparently like "It wasn't us but we'll find out who did it" and I was like damn that's crazy

parkchanwoohoo

@alivepet @marcy-the-martian Given how this wedding is liable to go I'm kinda hoping for it

@literal-ghost you know it

parkchanwoohoo

He told me "I could tell your dog loved you by the way it was staring at you as we left. It misses you" and I was like [COUGH COUGH WHEEZE] dont do this to me man

blumineck

This is… not a good idea.

(Also if anyone suggests a rapier they legally have to watch the video again until you understand why that wouldn’t work)

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pansyfemme

friend asked me today “can you get cancelled on tumblr” and i realized that they really have never been on here

curioscurio

people just aren't stealing bones from graveyards or admiting to having child slaves in the family like they used to :/

thatdamnokie

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