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I haven't traveled a ton in my life but I find it pretty easy to pack for long trips because 1) I have faith in my ability to find and operate a laundry service abroad 2) I think people generally get nervous and overpack and I think I tend to underpack with the specific belief that the world will shrimply provide if I need something

But mostly, I am not worried about packing for China because if I'm gonna be honest, my suitcase from last year is still pretty full sdlkfjdslkfj

parkchanwoohoo

@intobarbarians I'M FUCJING SCREAMING, NOT ONLY DID YOU REMEMBER THOSE DAMN CROCS BUT I FULLY WAS CONSIDERING BRINGING THEM

mazamba

"Shrimply"?

parkchanwoohoo

Unfortunately not a typo, not sure when I started saying it unironically but it began with me constantly going "I'm shrimply going to krill myshellf" like a suicidal Bikini Bottom citizen

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pussyronin-deactivated20260120

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

greelin

i DO care if it hurts actually because i WANT it to hurt

greelin

you know

pangur-and-grim

some sort of sandwich

pangur-and-grim

lascitasdelashoras

Brian Level, Vertigo

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gondorrevealparty

Normal American Guy: have you seen what these "transgenders" are sexualizing? they're reenacting childhood experiences. it's disgusting and un-american.

Every Good Ol' American Rock Song: 🎸🎤 I can't stress enough how much this girl is underage 🎸 🎶

pjackk

What on earth is tekken about

It ask the question what happen when two men love each other fight each other

punkitt-is-here

Hello person having transgender thoughts but convinced they aren't trans because they don't have the requisite amount of dysphoria they think they need

Hi I transitioned without even thinking I had dysphoria. Like later in hindsight I can go "oh that's probably what it was" but for the first year of my transition I was straight up like "I like being a guy but I like being a girl WAY more" and you can do that!! There is no prerequisite amount of suffering needed to make yourself happier.

punkitt-is-here

Gonna include these tags cuz they're good

myfootyrthroat

It is funny with bigotry where people unaffected by it act like that somehow disproves it. At an old job, talked to HR about a co-worker who kept calling me a faggot, and the HR person was like "Are you sure? He's never said anything like that to me."

Gee, Hetero Jessica, he's never called you a faggot? Then I must have misheard him!

thesunnahthebetter

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

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transette

naradreamscape

Serious explanation here: she's teaching them the instinct of being alert around enclosure openings! For example, if these were wild cats living in a bush, they'd run the risk of a larger predator running up to the opening and grabbing one of them. The mother cat is also only bapping them lightly without claws, so those slaps are more of an annoyance meant to get the kittens' attention, and to teach them to keep their eyes out for potential threats.

glupbleepo

also slapping him is fummny

ramdomcitizen

This post encapsulates everyone on this site

artistredfox

Audio transcription: faint background noise, with thuds and scrabbling as the cat moves. No words are spoken.

destructionfanq

i want ice cream .

javascript-official

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

destructionfanq

oh my apologies i see my mistake

cryptotheism

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

momolive

The best kind of photo is when a cheeky cat has stolen a fish

sanrio-stud

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

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sodomit

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

karnalesbian

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

tim-official

what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

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