Parabola of Mystery

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

There somehow just keeps being More Dress

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

you should be able to right click things in real life and see how old they are

somewhere out there is information on when these streetlamps were erected and who put them up, it’s just not information available to me. and i don’t like that. i should know everything forever.

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MADE HIMSELF ONE TOO

i need to get out of my own head. perhaps if i sneeze really hard

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer