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When I was in uni my housemates had a baby, and we taught them some sign language so they could communicate before all their mouth parts were coordinated yet. None of us knew Auslan but two of us were familiar with the signs that the State Emergency Services used in the field so we worked with those.

The kid learned to request a drink, which is great, because that's like the #1 most important thing for a baby to be able to request, but instead of learning any of the other signs they just used modified versions of the drink sign to ask for all kinds of things. They couldn't actually make the proper drink sign (it requires some level of hand control) and used a modified wave, so they ended up with a whole bunch of subtly different waves to ask for stuff. Which was pretty fun in public because strangers would coo over this adorable baby who kept waving at them when, in practice, the baby wanted their ice cream.

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Our kid used the "milk" sign for any and every liquid, including Lake Huron. We went to Mackinac when they were a toddler, they looked over the edge of the ferry and got so hyped up yelling "wa-juice! Wa-juice!" (Everything was either water or juice at this point in their life) and signing about it. Didn't know what to make of the waves.

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You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

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using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

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Great photo from birds facing forward

conzoop

If I killed someone I'd be so impossible to find online I'd be posting "Feels really good not being a killer and having never killed anyone ever"

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my "I havent killed anyone" post has a lot of people asking questions answered by aforementioned post

eddiegayass

I didn't have hunter biden being the funniest person on twitter in 2026 on my bingo card yet here we are

charl0ttan

thinking about how long five inches would be if i was an ant

charl0ttan

gotta be a couple meters at least

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Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

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work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

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there should be a rule that it has to rain at least once or twice a week

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i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

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amazing tweet by mou

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Legendary Ford and Chrysler CEO Lee Iacocca, the man responsible for the Ford Mustang, Pinto, Chrysler K-Car, and the entire concept of the minivan, used twitter for 34 minutes on April 30, 2009 and decided it was too much for him.

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