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A second Dollar General has hit the server

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Further update: Greg is trapping goblins in the Dollar General

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lvmimis

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

vintxgemiseries

count me outs

tallochar

Adopting that immediately.

foldingfittedsheets

I’m often fascinated watching people eat. It’s a personal thing and many friends have been like, “Hey stop it,” because I scarfed my food and then watched them finish eating with rapt attention.

Some people are impossibly gross eaters. Horrible lip smacking and open mouthed chewing. In those cases I politely look anywhere else. In general though watching people eat is interesting if they’re not bothered.

One thing I noticed pretty instantly about my beloved when we first started dating was the care and precision with which they eat.

Every bite is carefully controlled and tidy. If they’re having sauce, they will scrape and contain it to their fork and after meals I’ll usually have some food debris of bits too small to bother with and my beloved with happily envelope my plate into their field of spotlessness.

They’re out having dinner with a coworker tonight.

Apparently it is agony to share dips and spreads with me because I couldn’t be that regimented if I tried and I’d rather just eat than try to keep a perfect neat line.

ryley-robinson

Where's the post about how being an expert or just acutely interested in something, can skew your perception about what is common and not common knowledge.

According to a friend, most people don't know the fried egg jellyfish exists.

There. Now you do.

omi-papus

Love her. Need her. She is everything

heavensenthousepet

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

melonisopod

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wizardarchetypes

y’all.

last night someone left the door open and none of us could figure out who did it. not a huge deal but it’s important to keep the animals in, if they were to get out of their room into the main space. since we all swore we shut it behind us we decided to look back at the motion sensor game cam to see if it bounced open or something so we could fix it so it wouldn’t do that.

i was like “it had to have somehow bounced open. it’s not like anyone out here would be breaking in.”

my friend joked, “there were a few deer in the pasture last night that looked shifty.”

Well you’re never gonna fucking believe this.

wizardarchetypes

I even thought to myself “maybe it was me?” because of my ADHD. but shutting doors and gates is one of my ONLY reliable habits because i’ve been on farms my whole life.

I’m never second-guessing myself again after this, frankly. from now on when I misplace my keys I’m gonna be like, well maybe they were taken by a wild animal.

schmoyoho

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

calysto1395

i need a full version of this pls

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

Sis voice tho!

hollowedskin

i was NOT expecting to love this as much as i do

lullychi

THIS GAVE ME SO MANY CHILLS OMFG

liquidstar

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

liquidstar

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

grimeclown

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

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monkey-mulch

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

red-mercer

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

grimeclown

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

grimeclown

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

headspace-hotel

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

bogleech

Convergent evolution.

bisexual-engineer-girl

Linguistic crab

backofthebookshelf

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

punishedsaints

shadowblade8192

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

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doublelp

happy birthday to my greatest post

beardedmrbean

derinthescarletpescatarian

When I was in uni my housemates had a baby, and we taught them some sign language so they could communicate before all their mouth parts were coordinated yet. None of us knew Auslan but two of us were familiar with the signs that the State Emergency Services used in the field so we worked with those.

The kid learned to request a drink, which is great, because that's like the #1 most important thing for a baby to be able to request, but instead of learning any of the other signs they just used modified versions of the drink sign to ask for all kinds of things. They couldn't actually make the proper drink sign (it requires some level of hand control) and used a modified wave, so they ended up with a whole bunch of subtly different waves to ask for stuff. Which was pretty fun in public because strangers would coo over this adorable baby who kept waving at them when, in practice, the baby wanted their ice cream.

foxgloves-garden

Our kid used the "milk" sign for any and every liquid, including Lake Huron. We went to Mackinac when they were a toddler, they looked over the edge of the ferry and got so hyped up yelling "wa-juice! Wa-juice!" (Everything was either water or juice at this point in their life) and signing about it. Didn't know what to make of the waves.

nohoperadio

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

rationalisms

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

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hotvampireadjacent

Great photo from birds facing forward

conzoop

If I killed someone I'd be so impossible to find online I'd be posting "Feels really good not being a killer and having never killed anyone ever"

conzoop

my "I havent killed anyone" post has a lot of people asking questions answered by aforementioned post

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