wet hot american cripple

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

Okay

My cats have made such a mess of my house since ive been gone and its now stressing me out but i cant even do anything until im done with work

Unfortunately for the next couple hours this is all i'm going to focus on

she can reclaim faggot for this one

there's a few ships where i firmly believe they wouldn't be a cute domestic couple but i do think that they'd probably be thinking of each other in their last moments going "hey was that gay?"

they would not make each other coffee in the morning, but they would one hundred percent spend the rest of their short sad lives having wet dreams about each other where they wake up and go "that was weird as fuck" and then move on immediately

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

if you comment on someones eating habits while theyre eating you automatically qualify for the death penalty sorry i dont make the rules