wet hot american cripple

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

Okay

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

imagine being parched at night in ye olden days and having to put on your best turnshoes to go to the fuckin well in the dark to get some water because you forgot to fill up the pitcher before dark. going "fucketh mine lifeeee...." as you taste the clean as fuck medieval night water under a pristine sky 0% light pollution grumbling about having to trudge back home with this fucking pitcher now that you'll probably trip and spill half of

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes