wet hot american cripple

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

Okay

I failed... i failed so hard i forgot i was trying in the first place

i love how macdennis is basically just "guy with a psychological need to manipulate people" and "guy with a psychological need to be manipulated." they would find each other in every universe

Hello since there is 80mph wind outside can everyone pray with me that if one of my trees splits or falls it doesnt fall on mine or my neighbor's house

Really high wind scares me more than anything else weatger wise i must admit

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

Omg im on the scene where cas refuses naomi and doesnt kill dean.. been looking forward to this scene

Something something "when castiel first laid a hand on you he was lost"