Bubberhutching On The Sosh

Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

the agnostic slander posts I really can't disagree with despite technically being agnostic

#nobody knows whether you agree or disagree

Liking men is one of those kinks thats fine if its rp but really unsafe to attempt irl

guys the point is "reflect on how you have learned bigotry through exposure and you parrot it in your own works and in the fandoms you engage with without self awareness" not "tell me, specifically, what random motifs you think are evil"

on the flipside, to everyone adding notes about hooked noses, turbans + headscarves, nonwhite features and cultural clothing in general, mental and physical disorders, and surely others I've missed in recollection: you are entirely right and should say it.

taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show

nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF

*watching a race* god theyre going around in a circle again !? have they learned NOTHING

women should get even more childless