…to burn them to a crisp

i just thought of will going to a ren faire dressed as wtw and a random kid all starry eyed asking him if he’s a real wizard and he hesitates and maybe mike is with him or the whole party and they’re like “some would even say he’s a sorcerer”

if the gay people in my phone were real i would invite everyone over to my house for a sleepover and we would make a craft and take turns playing youtube videos on the tv and you could hit my yart if ur into that. then in the morning i would make everyone a really good breakfast sandwich and fruit salad #trust

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

seeing the “following ✅” icon in ur notifs every so often like and i will wait for the next time u want me… like a dog w a bird at ur door…

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s