…to burn them to a crisp

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

And sometimes "narrative fulfillment" doesn't mean "the character overcomes their flaws" or even "the antihero is punished for their flaws"! sometimes it means the narrative says "wow was that fucked up or what? anyway i'm rod sterling"

will gets worried about mike's health bc his pupils are dilated like all the time but its actually just bc mike's pupils dilate like a cat whenever he looks at will

i dont think its cute or funny to be sex negative it is not cute or funny to reinforce norms that force people to hide their basic human bodies from public view you should be embarassed if your reaction to sex is being like DONT. DONT DO THAT

reblogging posts without liking them is like having sex without kissing

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life