A Fierce And Unrelenting Joy

The first time we met we hated each other. No, you didn’t hate me, I hated you. The second time we met you didn’t even remember me. I did too, I remembered you. The third time we met, we became friends. We were friends for a long time. And then we weren’t. And then we fell in love.

Penny: wait! Mama! I need you to do me a big favor

Me: sure baby what is it?

Penny: (runs out of the room and doesn't return-it takes me a good minute and a half to realize I've been duped)

uclajewishmusic:

We are excited to partner with Hughie Stone Fish in producing another of his brilliant songs. This one is a love letter to all of the Jewish songwriters who have created and continue to create the music we love.

mostly wholesome comments on this for once!

my favorite genre of response are the people just listing names:

You either like her or you don’t.

If you don’t, you won’t.

If you do — wheee-ouuu-eu!

You do!

when I told my family I was trans, my mum started laughing. I was all like WTF dude so rude? Turns out when she was pregnant she was CONVINCED I was a girl. She told everyone. She was so surprised when I came out as a boy. This lady was cackling all through dinner going "I was right, I was right, I am the most right person, I am all knowing :)"

There are two truths about moms in this world:

- we love our children unconditionally

For clarification:

His name is Parking Lot

His scientific classification is El wiwi

I call him “pipi” or “wiwi”

He is made of dust bunnies and dryer lint

GetUp Australia issue media statement on the National Press Club stunt: