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My 3-year-old, Mouse, has been watching Kpop demon hunters. A keen noodle aficionado whose birthday treat is the UK ramen restaurant Wagamama, Mouse will snarfle the hell out of a noodle pot anyway. But they were powerfully moved by the pop stars snarfling noodles in what Mouse believed to be a relatable way.
āCan I have some demon hunter noodles? Iāll eat them NARF NNARF NARF.ā
Their sire dutifully bought some pot noodles, the kind you prepare by adding boiling water, and Mouse snarfled the whole pot up as a post-nursery snack this afternoon. As Mouse maintains their general microscopic mousiness by subsisting on tiny little nibbles of improbable things, we were pleased.
This evening, Bear, aged 9, dreamily unpacked the grocery order and discovered several instant porridge pots. āWaheyyyyyy,ā they said, and several airy thoughts collided. āEyy,ā they said, percolating, āare we taking these to Wales?ā
āOh, well done, Bear.ā I was impressed. Bear had successfully pieced together āyearly camping trip to place we go to, constantlyā and āthe expensive porridge they usually only get while camping.ā
Bear, attention sharpening as they looked at this wealth, asked: āall of them? Can I have one now?ā
āI guess. Not the gluten-free ones. Theyāre really expensive and harder to get. Actually, I only got so many because these weird ones were on super-discount.ā
Bear usually has a song on the go. They sang a song about Wales Porridge as they boiled the kettle for sneaky post-dinner porridge.
āCalcifer sings a song like that,ā I said vaguely, ābut only in the book.ā
Mouse came in and saw the proceedings. Eyes round, they hooted. āDEMON PORRIDGE,ā they said.
āWell, more of a familiar,ā I thought out loud.
āItās only because we always have it,ā Bear said.
āDemon HUNTER porridge,ā Mouse said. āTHREE MINUTES. NARF NARF NARF.ā
āOh shit,ā I said. āOh yeah. It is.ā
And if you think about it, you will see exactly what they mean!
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happy interview day beloveds
Some wacky illustrations for a short dissertation I wrote for my Masters, exploring the relationship between medieval illuminations, marginalia, and online ads.
Markers on cartridge paper.
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I think part of the reason it's so hard to explain why I love her is because I don't love the same woman.
Let me expand.
She's not the same woman she was at 20 something. She changes every few years. Motherhood changed her, hardship changed her, time changed her.
If I don't change the way I love her, I will lose her. At 40 she needed respect more than romance. At 50 she needs a partner more than passion. At 60 who knows what she will need.
Every time she changed, I had a choice. I could complain that she wasn't the woman I fell in love with or I could love the person she's becoming.
I think one of the biggest mistakes folks make is they think love is easy and stays the same. They fall in love once and stop paying attention, but loving someone means you have to stay curious about them. Learn them, notice them.... Choose them.
The moment you stop discovering and learning and noticing your partner, someone else just might.

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Roald Dahl swore he was only anti-Israel. The play watches that fall apart, and so did I.
I went into Giant braced for a hit job, and I was wrong about that. Mark Rosenblatt does not put Roald Dahl in the dock and read out the charges against him. He gives him wit, a beautiful house in the country, a fiancĆ©e who adores him, and a new childrenās book about to ship... And then he lets Dahl talk. John Lithgow plays him as charming, the kind of man you would want at your table. By the end you understand that the charm and prestige were doing the work the whole time. It was how the cruelty traveled.
Liccy, his fiancƩe, catches the contradiction before anyone else in the room. You keep telling me the Jews in Israel are violent monsters, she says, and yet you tell me the Jews here are weak. She cannot make the two fit together. She is not meant to. The Jew who is too powerful and the Jew who is too cowardly are the same invented Jew, convicted in both directions at once. The charges against him have never needed to agree with one another.
Then there is Tom, Dahlās British publisher, who is Jewish and wants no part of any of it. āIām British!ā he proclaims. This has nothing to do with me. Yes, I was rolling my eyes too. Later he exclaimed that when his people do something good he feels a flicker of pride, or maybe not pride, maybe just relief at not having to be ashamed for once. When they do something bad, he is ashamed. It is the diaspora bargain, the hope that enough distance from Israel will buy you a pass. It does not. Dahl turns on him anyway and calls him a house Jew. A house Jew? The man who worked hardest to be left out of it gets the ugliest name in the room.
Dahl saves a stranger argument for Jessie Stone, the executive his American publisher sent to manage him. His real quarrel, he tells her, is with Ashkenazi Jews like her. Europeans, with no claim to the Middle East, unlike the āArab Jews and the Ethiopian Jews.ā The flattery is a weapon. It makes some Jews native so the rest can be called foreign. I hear the identical argument now, usually from people who have never read a line of Dahl. The Israeli becomes the white colonizer and the Mizrahi the real thing, and none of it is meant to honor anyone. It is a way to decide which Jews are allowed to belong where they already live. Dahl got there in 1983. The sorting is a pose, and it does not survive the afternoon. By the end he stops pretending any of them are the real ones. He hates all of us.
The play is funniest right before it is at its worst. Stone presses Dahl on Israel fighting a defensive war and asks what Britain would do if its own cities were bombed. We would never be as barbaric as you are to the Palestinians, he says. She gives him two words back. Dresden. Nagasaki.
Later, cornered, he turns to his cook and asks whether she would ever visit Israel, whether she would boycott an Israeli avocado. Does the avocado know that itās Israeli, she asks, and the house laughed. The laugh matters. The whole logic of the boycott comes apart the moment a real piece of fruit is in your hand.
What lifts Giant above a period piece is that Dahl wrote the ending himself, in life, and Rosenblatt understood that.
In the summer of 1983 Dahl reviewed a book about Israelās invasion of Lebanon for the Literary Review. No people in history, he wrote, had ever flipped so fast from victims to barbarous murderers. He compared the Jewish state to Nazi Germany. America, he warned, was run by great Jewish financial institutions. The defense he reached for was the one we still hear. He was not antisemitic. He was just anti-Israel.
He could not hold it. That same year he told the New Statesman there was a trait in the Jewish character that provokes animosity, and that even a stinker like Hitler did not pick on them for no reason. In 1990, a few months before he died, he abandoned the distinction altogether. Iām certainly anti-Israeli, he said, and Iāve become antisemitic.
Seven years. That is how long it took a man who swore he only hated the state to confess that he had come to hate the people. Giant takes those seven years and runs them at conversational speed across one afternoon. The hatred of Israel and the hatred of Jews do not sit in separate rooms inside this man. One is the front door. The other is everything waiting behind it.
At the end Dahl is on the phone with a journalist, narrating his own descent and getting louder, and his cook grabs her coat and leaves the house. I understood why. She is an ordinary person who walked into something too big to hold, and walking out was the only sane thing left to do.
I saw the play this spring. Most of Dahlās lines I had heard before, from people I used to count as friends. Non-Jews who have spent the last two years making his arguments about Israel almost word for word. When the lights came up, everyone else got to leave it in 1983. I walked out into it.
Mark Rosenblattās dĆ©but play brings light, shadow, and humor to its portrait of a troubled writer.
also a good article on the play
i need everyone to get into college football right now i am dying to talk about the texas tech situation. this is the kind of thing that will be referenced for the next 100 years. there will be documentaries and biopics about this.
no one asked but here
texas tech's quartback, brendan sorsby, was investigated for sports gambling. i know sports betting is all the rage right now, but athletes themselves are not allowed to do it. it is Rule Number 1 and it is the highest priority rule for the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), who governs all athletic programs at about 1,100 colleges in the US.
the invesitagetion of sorsby revealed that, not only did he place more than 9,000 sports bets when he himself was a collegiate athlete, but 40 of those bets were AGAINST HIS OWN TEAM when he was playing at indiana university. immediately, this threatens the integrity of the sport, and especially because indiana is the hottest team right now as the defending national champion.
the NCAA, which is largely a sham organization these days (they've truly lost their grasp and college athletics are the wild west now) actually enforced their Number 1 Rule and told sorsby his career is over, that he would never play college football again (and, subsequently, that he would never get drafted into the NFL because his college career was cut short).
well, because the NCAA is a husk of its former self, sorsby and texad tech immediately took this to court. MANY athletes have learned these past few seasons that if you can find a judge who's a fan of your team, you can get any NCAA ruling overturned. that's exactly what texas tech did. they filed a suit in Lubbock, where the university is located and where every judge is an alum of texas tech. so sorsby was granted an injunction and will now only be suspended for the first 2 games od the 2026 season (which are alwayd against no-name teams that will be destroyed regardless of who's suspended).
every other school in the country immediately went on the defensive because this is a very clear integretiy issue. so nebraska and georgia (sic em dawgs) released statements saying that all currently-scheduled competitions witb Texas Tech in ANY sport will be canceled and there will be no future schedulings. at least 3 of the major conferences (SEC, Big 10, Big 12) , who account for almost all division 1 sports teams in the country, are also in discussions about cancelling comtests. Texas Tech is part of the Big 12, and there is serious talk of all other teams in the conference shutting texas tech out.
now would probably be time where i say that texas tech is one of the wealthiest programs in college football becaise there is a single billionaire alumnus pouring money into the program with hopes of essentially buying a championship. so texas techs integrity has always been questionable. anyway, the university president put oit a statement that he doesnt care that sorseby violated regulation and that texas tech will sue any school that refuses to play them because it jeopardizes their championship prospects if they're umable to play any games.
this is all just startomg but its so juicy and delicious. the NCAA is going to crumble to dust if they cannot get this injunction overturned. schools like georgia and nebraska have plenty of money so a suit isnt necessarily a concern, but this will absolutely change college football forever. i cant stop reading about it.
update on this: texas tech is claiming that every school who has/is considering cancelling all contests is "afraid" that texas tech is better than them. what's funny about this is that sorsby's stats are average. he is not good enough for this kind of protection. many schools who have already cancelled or are considering it have much better quarterbacks than sorsby. also, texas tech's head coach had said that it's actually ok that sorsby bet against his own team because it "its not murder or assault."
the attorney general of texas has threatened to investigate the Big 12 conference if they sanction Texas Tech
the claim is now that texas texh university just cares so much about brendan sorsbys mental health that they have to sue everyone who calls this an integrity violation. any other school who wouldnt defend an athlete that committed this violation "doesnt care about mental health"
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thank you! yours is problematic because I had to look up gyaru. apart from that, simple and descriptive. nice.
Objectively the funniest (and only memorable) time I've been blocked on any website was when Jordan Peterson posted "nobody knew about transgenderism five years ago" on twitter and I quoted it with "you've been saying this for ten years"

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my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his cityās public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planningā¦. like thereās a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning
everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.