5'11 (short)

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

it was so fucking funny when Louis, the multimillionaire living a life of luxury and opulence, said he dreams of living in a trailer park in the desert. girl this is like cottagecore for rich ppl

Cecil Palmer would probably let him buy an ad read for blood donors if he wanted, to be fair.

armand being a firm believer in method acting who tells his company shit like "uhmmmm do i hear FRENCH from the lips of an ENGLISH company??? remember u gotta live it off stage if you wanna be it on stage..." like yeah okay the guy who fully pretends to be whoever his current companion wants him to be and doesn't reflect on this one minute but instead just pretends everything is fine and normal and as it should be believes in pretending to be something you're not with total disregard of your own true self so you can play a convincing part for an audience. fork found in kitchen.

all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING