5'11 (short)

I love. the vampire armand😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lord why have you not taken woody allen yet. Your aim is fucking terrible

headcanon that whenever the crows all meet up they have an unspoken game of who can pickpocket the most from each other without getting caught. when it’s time to say goodbye they all gather around and hand out what they got back to whoever they got it from

interview with the vampire, the novel, treats homosexuality in a pretty bog standard way for 70s american media—a grotesquerie too unseemly to be addressed by name, whose practitioners are either helpless but still disgusting victims who rightfully want to die to kill the disease inside of them, or gauche, subhuman predators who reach grisly ends as a result of their perversion. it goes through the homophobic traits noted in chapter three of the celluloid closet like a checklist. and then not that long later the vampire lestat has a completely revised view of homosexuality, treating gayness and gay relationships with a kind of clumsy, eager voyeurism, titillation where before there was only artistry and disgust. something happened between 1976 and 1985 that resulted in anne rice’s fujoshi awakening

was it star trek ii: the wrath of khan (1982)

It was likely the birth of her gay son Christopher in 1978.

you’re suggesting that he came out of the womb and then immediately came out as gay

No, only after watching Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982).

so heartwarming to see armand and daniel engaging with eachothers hobbies (evil journalism and dismemberment) this episode

oh ok cool so claudia finally gets a chance to address her lifelong tormentors and abusers to their faces and they turned it into the absolve lestat monologue. very cool. yeah cool I’ll just kill myself no worries

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and grace's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

there’s never gonna be an end to supernatural you stupid sluts

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway