Brainfarts of a walking trainwreck

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

No, I do, I just don't have the pain tolerance required for me to last long enough to get there.

oh leonid, we're really in it now

Leonid, you really understand it.

Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document

Leonid what should I do about the emails

Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work again

Clearly not, I reposted Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work.

Screams in mock pain and does the hoppy ouchy dance around you every time.e

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

Where at? Hannibal Lecters office?

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

I think I've read that hentai

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

okay what the fuck

There is so much beauty in the world.

It looks like Dubai chocolate

Someone needs to put that in minecraft and make it smokeable

Is this what they mean by CNC kink?

wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled

@official-penis-posts

I mean it ki d of works in the monster fucker quarters if you give the one doing the lathing a rough tongue like a cats.

cute as fuck person reading my post right now what do I do

Hide

Gives you the potion that turns you into a buge

No more taxes

Squish

Oh thank fuck!

I love that there's not a single sane Walton Goggins fan. Honestly top tier group.

I was about to say I am a sane walton goggins fan but then I remembered that my grippy sock vacation is booked for new year.

For many people, the lack of consent is also a kink, and this is quite probably the only way they have found to act it out, so to speak, without risking harm or otherwise to other people, and putting Lucy through it in the fanfics and fan art tickles at voyeurism for the readers and the writers.

every october someone brings this back… every october i regret my decisions…

You forgot the spooky butt stuff.

#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

Good bot, and good birb.