Official Penis Posts

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

world heritage post

#looked up old screenies– the op used to be collegehumor #so this is less dropout employee rebranding their tumblr for marketing #and more dropout got the tumblr account in the divorce

Sadly putting away my dirty willy 

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

Puki, i want you to know i pissed myself laughing at this. Pukipiss

No argument here!

No more shaved pussy we need to bring back bush i hope whoever invented shaved pussy is in hell

says someone who’s never had to put their dick in a bush. i shouldnt have to use my penis like a machete to work my way through a jungle

I think u should explode <3

say you've never seen a vagina without saying you've never seen a vagina

i think everyone should have to use their penis like a machete

Growers

I’m bringing this bad pun into the light as it were because it made me laugh

@official-penis-posts iz this anything

What it is is giving me a seizure

Growers

@official-penis-posts Well...

I suspect the arm and fingers wrapped around the thermostat were edited in and thank God they were

@official-penis-posts

If that’s like smoking pole, count me in. But if you mean literally like ‘hey did you know your penis is on fire?’ then WOWIE OWIE

May I perchance see a picture of the employee first?

When the dick so good you’re dancing

House of Cock

Everyone talks about high speed rail but what I really want is to be high speed railed