I’ve Come To Make An Announcement

it's warm so I've been doing this activity called sitting in front of a fan

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

Clipart Studio lets you cut up magazines sourced from the Internet Archive, images from Wikimedia Commons, & files you’ve uploaded, and create art collages from them. This is great — be sure to check out the gallery.

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

Suicide ideation is so weird. Making a lovely apple pie while thinking of bleeding out in the tub.