I’ve Come To Make An Announcement

yo get off your ass i need you to come up front and call a customer the f slur for me i cant reclaim it

Sometimes on the internet people will throw an abbreviation at you as if you’re supposed to know what it means and you’ll try to find out what it means but no matter what you do on any search engine all that comes up is some kind of dental supplies logistics company in Malaysia or something

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

When nobody else was remember who was there for you at your lowest. That's right. Completely and absolutely dogshit music

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option