I’ve Come To Make An Announcement

a real true mutual waits until you are opening tumblr at work to reblog sexually explicit art

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

talking heads was right

how

i do ask myself. how did i get here

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion