I’ve Come To Make An Announcement

I have the worlds widest fattest fuck of a cat and he has an underbelly that begs to be bothered akin to a glowing video game weak point

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

Thinking abt that rheumatologist that told me all of my problems were bc I was “Weak like tofu” and that I needed to eat more long radishes