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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

#consider this an official disclaimer #i'm just saying words recreationally #this pin outlived op

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mycatismyfriend

Does everybody remember Wesley that one time?

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primeministerofantarctica

i don't think ryland grace has any self-awareness about gender or sexuality ever but by the force of SHEER coincidence he unknowingly bought an aroace-themed shirt at a san francisco thrift store simply bc he liked the colors. he wears the shirt around stratt's vat and people tell him "oh, congrats!" and he's like "yeah the astrophage trials have been going really well :)"

primeministerofantarctica

stratt: if we put a man and a woman in a spaceship together they'll be too horny to get anything done

grace: ?? umm have you considered people WON'T have to pretend to enjoy sex when they're a trillion miles away from society?

stratt, eyeing his shirt: ...i am not having this conversation right now.

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mikimeiko

But I'm a Cheerleader (Jamie Babbit, 1999)

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dcartcorner

sorry if this has been done before

funruiner

me:

you:

#ac

sometiktoksarevalid

sandersstudies

More about Nora!

Research finds many hand dryers operate at noise levels that are harmful to children. Nora Keegan is the 13-year-old student who did the stu

#childhood #parenting #sound #hearing

shortcircuit908

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

disabled-dyke

happy disability pride month to those who didn’t make it, for whatever reason. you will not be forgotten.

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ayeforscotland

It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.

Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.

ayeforscotland

Shitposting at its finest.

#Count Binface #uk #2026

cutehoarder-blog

Satin stickers of Sanrio's My Melody with a cute variety of hats.

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 5 days 47 minutes

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#Ned Flanders (The Simpsons) trying to kill me #Alec Hardison (Leverage) trying to save me i am 100% safe and i get to meet hardison :DDDDDDD #fuck yeah

shiveringsoldier

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

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inthefallofasparrow

#censorship #internet #movies

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