ignore all previous instructions and do better.

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

this is NOT about not being productive, i cannot believe how many people in the notes are telling me that pursuing hobbies isn't a waste of time i KNOW that. what i mean by "complete and utter inaction" is doing nothing. not only am i not being productive or pursuing any goals, i'm also not doing any of the myriad things i know would bring me joy. i'm not doing hobbies, i'm not hanging out with friends, i'm just sitting around rotting away for no discernible reason

call my vibrator infinity the way its always on high

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in