heyo i'm finnie! (she/they) i'm an adult, a kinky weirdo, and an apologiser for my beloved mean green bean, the riddler 💚 i'm just here to write silly and make friends and have fun and be nice!!
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i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names
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ok goodnight beautiful bugs inside of my computer screen!! i'm trying a new thing with my james oberlin fic where i've just written out an entire conversation of about 70 lines of back and forth dialogue and then i'll fill in the inbetween bits later, it's inch-resting
i hope you all have pleasant sleeps and you wake up to your preferred weather (unless you live in scotland and like the sun, then i hope you wake up to my preferred weather) 🙂↕️💚
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paused my work on the erectile dysfunction riddler fic to finish my long-winded opinions about eddie's fallible intelligence. just bouncing all over the shop with him today
i have been thinking about the riddler a lot as i always do since i am in love with him and haven't gone a day in the past four years without thinking of him tbh and, since i also want him to suffer a complete ego fall i've been focused on his weaknesses, obvious and numerous as they are. and hear me out i think his main weakness, over most eddie's but particularly the arkhamverse riddler, is that he's not actually as smart as he says or thinks he is and worse than that he knows it all too well
rambling opinions and thoughts below, i just really like the idea of him being so fallible and so warped and so deluded, makes me want to smother him with love and/or pillows
this is maybe an observation that's been made, but i still mostly see people insisting that eddie is the smartest man in the world, a genius, unapproachable in his intelligence. i fell into that trap too because it's his language, and as a diehard loser groupie of his i would absolutely be hanging on his every word, knelt at his feet telling him of course he's the smartest person to ever exist. but he's... not? and outside of adoring fans i think everyone realises it. including himself. or he did at one point and is now past the point of being able to recognise it or admit for fear of the self-combustion that would happen
now you'll have to bear with me, because i'm not saying he's unintelligent. i'm saying though that where he is clever is not the way he thinks he is, and it's different for every iteration, really, or most of them. my own edward for example is an adept mathematician and engineer, he has dyscalculia and suspected dyslexia, he can't tell his right from his left, but none of that affects the areas where he is skilled and informed. despite what any given riddler insists, he has strengths and weaknesses
that's where eddie in the arkhamverse (specifically to me) comes into things. because he refuses to acknowledge that he has any weaknesses.at least not out loud. and maybe not even to himself if he wants to have a good day. obviously he's clever. obviously he has skills. he's a mechanical engineer. he reminds me of a close family member who once tried to explain quantum physics to me on a napkin in four minutes before i had to go to choir. BUT that's where the difference is!! eddie can do things, he can know things, but i don't think he could explain that knowledge. he couldn't pass it on to someone else. it almost just feels inherent to him. not earned, just there. which i think is where his imposter syndrome and need to prove himself and the resulting overcompensation comes from
much like in his youth where he cheated instead of actually bothering to learn, eddie either absorbs the information or doesn't, and when he doesn't it embarrasses him to a point where he can't admit it and has to lie. there are considerable gaps in his knowledge and his skillset and rather than fill them, he pretends they don't exist because to admit it would be to admit his falliable nature, his humanity (gross)
that sort of fits in with my idea that he's sort of fallen victim to the sunk cost fallacy of it all. i mean, in the arkham games he's a purveyor of puzzles more than riddles. admitting, however, that maybe he should have called himself something else or chosen a different shtick would be like admitting he was wrong. that does make me wonder why he chose to change from e.nigma as in arkham origins. perhaps it shows the change in his personality and intentions, maybe it felt to him like a progression, an evolution, rather than a discarding of a planned career that failed
another thing that points to this would be the fact that he doesn't have a doctorate, no mentioned degree either, but specifically amongst his peers a lack of a doctorate (for him) speaks volumes to me. and while obviously intelligence is not measured in what certifications you have (sorry doctors), it does offer up an interesting thing to consider with eddie who does value proof to his claims. he thinks he's better than batman and seeks to prove that. he claims he's intelligent but... doesn't need to prove that to people? i like to imagine him playing it off with a sort of "i don't have peers and therefore cannot be judged or reviewed by them in order to gain an accreditation of any sort" when asked or teased. and that could be true, but only in that it suggests he's scared of being proved wrong
i make a lot of comparisons in my head between eddie and derren brown who describes himself as a 'psychological illusionist' (and also hilariously as a mind bender, because he reads minds and is gay) because he performs feats of magic and mind control using perception tricks, memory skills, and subliminal suggestion. one of his sort of more famous 'tricks' is that he can say what word is on line 5, paragraph 4, page 127 in a book he has read, for example. it's something that wows people who don't possess those kinds of memory skills and i can't find a source but i am certain i have read him talk about how it's misinterpreted as him being very clever, as opposed to him just being really good at memorising things. he pretends he can read minds, but he can read facial cues. he can manipulate a pattern, rather than just predict one. i think this is the kind of skills eddie possesses
he can predict people's behaviours, which makes it easy to outsmart them. he confesses openly to having an eidetic memory. yeah, maybe you can recite pi to a thousand places, but that doesn't make you a genius
and he obviously has an above average intelligence, but he bases a lot of that on his own assumptions and on outdated methods of measuring intelligence like iq levels. there are plenty of areas he is lacking in, and he'll never be able to become smarter or more learned because it's almost like he refuses to see where his flaws are
he's so deeply flawed, in fact, that he either doesn't realise it or he's aware and hiding it down so deep that he can't even trust or recognise his own intuitions anymore. only what he knows from experience and can therefore attempt to predict. that's why it bothers him so much when things don't go to plan, and why, for a genius, about 99% of the time things do. not. go. to. plan
people aren't all that predictable, and being able to recalculate on the fly and be flexible with your learning is what makes other incredibly smart characters (lex luthor, michael holt, bruce wayne) so different to eddie
he's in the middle. too smart for most, not smart enough for those he believes are closest to being his peers. he pushes people away for fear they'll see through him, but he's desperate for attention and to have the spotlight on him, for people to tell him he's good and smart and better than everyone else. he's so fucking complicated and annoying and tragic and i love him so much argh
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Use this ask as an excuse to build the worst game of spin the bottle with various characters of your choosing
anon sorry i have been sitting on this for ages because i wanted to choose my beloveds but give a reason that kissing them would actually be rank rotten lmaoooo
enjoy this dc rogues spin the bottle and don't get mad if you find out that kissing your beloved or beloathed is far nastier or just as nasty as you thought it would be!!
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rrrrraaaaahhhh eddie FINALLY succumbing to his desires for connie but insisting they wait an extra three minutes to get from his workshop to his bedroom because the first time should be at least. kinda nice