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i won't follow ageless blogs & they'll get blocked, minors should block me
i am into blocking freely, nasty kinks, fictional nastiness and creative freedom
i'm just here to write silly and make friends and have fun and be nice and be dorky about my beloved mean green bean
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❥ multi-fandom: dc, fallout, rdr2, tf2, horror, vidya games
❥ kink-friendly blog and a safe space for 'cringe' stuff
❥ very slow at replying to dms, i am so sorry!!
❥ certified exuberant
❥ neurodivergent, bisexual, just a bean
❥ forever kind to those deserving of it
❥ writing tag is "finnie writes"
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american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.
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one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive
I don’t request stuff much and honestly am kinda new to tumblr so I hope this is ok! But I was wondering if you could write some x reader belly bulge stuff for the tf2 mercs? Like just how they would react to seeing you have one from them. Feel free to delete this if it’s an uncool thing to request, and I hope you’re having a good day!
Belly Bulge Headcanons
TF2 Merc Headcanons
➸ cw: anal sex and/or vaginal sex, p in v/a, belly bulges, size kink
➸ reader: reader is gender neutral, they can have a vagina or not
➸ a/n: anything is possible if you are willing to suspend your disbelief on the average anatomy (and the anatomy of the guys), and boy howdy are we going there today
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medic
what was once supposed to be a light-hearted romp has quickly turned into a medical experiment. how much can the human body take? how far can skin and muscle and sinew stretch? how deep can you open up to him and which orifice will be the one that impresses him the most? can he make out his veins if he pushes far enough through your delicate but strong skin? you don't want to know how far he'll go, but suffice to say an external bulge isn't quite enough. he will be utilising x-rays next time…
pyro
there's a little bit of shock at first, silent surprise as he pulls out completely to examine your facial expressions and make sure it was ok. but immediately after recognising the look of pleasure on your own face, he is back in and rutting against you, feral and frantic, trying to make it happen again, a soft giggle when it's finally achieved
demo
his reaction is explosive, pardon the pun, but there's no other way to explain the excitement he experiences seeing you shift and writhe and bend to his will in such a deliciously nasty kind of way. each time he manages to see the outline of his head punching through, visibly deep within you, he takes a celebratory swig of his bottle, as it's a sight worth getting giddy over
soldier
it's one of those things he hears tell of and then immediately decides he has to experience. it becomes a target, a goal, a mission to complete, and before you can even process the pleasure, he's claiming your body for his country so expect a patriotic rendition of the national anthem when he sees his tip rolling like a wave under your skin
sniper
it's maybe even less of a testament to his length and more to how rough he likes to get with you. sex with mick is always a bit animalistic, borderline violent because that's how you both want it when he's the giver in question, so to see himself pushing out of you like that only tells him that he's doing it right. he might pretend to be nonchalant about the whole thing, but he'll grunt a bit louder and his blown out pupils will suggest that he's anything but
heavy
ok i mean yeah. he knew that was going to happen. didn't you? he did warn you. he prepared you. weren't you listening? or were you too busy drooling over his massive body, his big hands coating his incredible cock in lube, and the way his voice is so deep and commanding but gently reassuring? it's not something that's a huge deal to him, not something that's a goal. if anything, it concerns him, makes him hyper aware of his size and the difference between his body and yours. but that only makes him even sweeter during the aftercare
engineer
the cause and effect is fascinating, really inspires him to consider the inner-workings of your body. and while he is worried about causing damage or hurting you eventually, that doesn't mean he doesn't want to see you stuffed and bulging. it just means he doesn't want to be responsible. now... if someone were to have the engineering skills to fashion a toy to do it so that someone could sit back and watch...
spy
he's fighting the urge to comment on how remaining hidden and undercover is his game, so bulging so prominently inside of you is surely going to give away his location. but he's better than a terrible joke like that, so after a falsely casual draw of his cigarette, he will place his hand on your stomach, his gloves making for a delightful contrast on your skin, and he'll do his best to hit the head of his cock against your palm, trying to keep himself concealed at least slightly
scout
it comes as a surprise to even him, but he delights in the visuals!! it makes him feel more macho, so big and so strong, so powerful and huge. he'll be fighting for his life to keep calm enough to let the experience last more than three seconds, because it's bad enough feeling you around him, seeing the effect he has on your body has him trying to clench his jaws, bite his tongue, and stop from filling you up then and there
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you're **the** guy gardner writer in my head, you characterise him so accurately to how i imagine him to be and are an amazing writer in general. if i want to read fics with him, you're my go-to person and have been for a while now <3 on that note, do you know of any other guy writers or fics out there 🥺, is there stand out fics out there i'm missing out on???
yah u can check out my fellow soldiers in the trenches @skeeets @fanfictionwarrior-chills @finniestoncrane @gilverrwrites @kaydekarios @sun-da-ri @kitkatscabinet @froggibus for some real bangers
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Hi Finnie! Hope its a nice breezy day for you. Do you have any favorite Arkham Eddie screen shots? And if so would you mind sharing them? I keep finding like the same two…
i know i already sent you 0.5% of my precious hoarding but i couldn't resist the urge to share my favourite pictures of him which are my backgrounds on so many things lmao
the first two are my screenshots with terrible editing, the others are official promotional material i've squirrelled away (to my knowledge they aren't anyone's art or edits!!)
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