wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

I'm selling this thing for $285 flat sale in case anyone likes weird cat slugs...(more extra arts).. SOLD

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

getting tme people to acknowledge this is like pulling teeth

its important to keep in mind that no matter how little of an understanding of transmisogyny you think most tme people have, you are probably overestimating them