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wizardshark

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

wizardshark

WEAR A HELMET WHEN YOU RIDE A BIKE!!!

callmebliss

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

macleod

I've seen this passed around a few times, and I have one thing to say:

It's online. The book was carefully and wonderfully recreated online by hand. You can find it here. The entire book is this easy.

calculusmadeeasy.org

callmebliss

TIL the highest honor is to be consigned to the processing vortex

bl00dfroma-fairy

artofelanor

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

mossworth

Have you seen your post? You can see it at library. It's at library. It's on the library staff cabinet. It got printed out on paper and put up on Library.

artofelanor

oh my GOSH wow... I'm on Library...

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tainbocuailnge

[bravely] i like it when the smaller one tops

two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat

we need more mean butches in media that never reconnect with their feminity and never feel longing for the nuclear life they gave up on. and I mean nowwwwww

two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat

AND THEY DONT BECOME COPS

nighera

Bocchi the Rock Season 2 isn't here yet so I'm coping until then

Audio: Bear in the Big Blue House

you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be

"Immature people crave and demand moral certainty: This is bad, this is good. Kids and adolescents struggle to find a sure moral foothold in this bewildering world; they long to feel they’re on the winning side, or at least a member of the team. To them, heroic fantasy may offer a vision of moral clarity. Unfortunately, the pretended Battle Between (unquestioned) Good and (unexamined) Evil obscures instead of clarifying, serving as a mere excuse for violence — as brainless, useless, and base as aggressive war in the real world."

Ursula K Le Guin at it again, being right as always

charl0ttan

better to forcefem nine cis men then to let one egg go uncracked

charl0ttan

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shima-draws

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024

OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

analog-machine

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

mrtylers

The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!

transgendercyborg-deactivated20

The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2023!

robokyenthusiast

THE LAST OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY OF 2024!

its-your-mind

Merry Last Out of Touch Thursday of 2025

geyfrog

Prophecy states no one who resides in the fifty United States nor the lands outside can harm me; killed by a DC resident

geyfrog

Prophecy states the citizens of every nation will be made to cower and none shall ever raise a weapon against me. Beaten to death by a stateless guy

geyfrog

Prophecy states nobody single, married, widowed, or divorced can stand in the way of my ambitions to the throne; my assassin is in the midst of undergoing a legal separation

geyfrog

Prophecy states that I cannot be harmed on any of the three hundred and sixty five days of any year. I’m killed on January 12th anyway. Prophecies aren’t real, idiot

general-goods

“Prophecy states” in the cadence of a tired mechanic’s “customer states.”

importantcatpics

ancientgeek

tiredfoxtf

Shout out to this person's meat craving bunny.

wizardarchetypes

went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

cipheramnesia

The fact that the beheading was at the order of a superior, and the solution was to create some sort of monster of disobediance to the letter of the law instead of just lying and saving them adds a certain mythological resonance.

lady-of-the-spirit

The thing that gets me about Celine is that she tries to be both a mother figure and a demon hunter, but she fails.

She tries to be a mother but fails because she can't love her daughter wholeheartedly, because Rumi is a demon and Celine is a demon hunter. She tries to be a demon hunter but fails because she can't kill a demon even when the demon is asking her to, because Rumi is her daughter and Celine is her mother.

#god... sick and twisted...#kpdh

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incomingalbatross

Characters being compared to dogs always use terriers or pitbulls or something for their metaphors. “They grab on and they don’t let go” “They keep worrying at it until it’s dead” etc.

Anyway, I want to see collies used as metaphors. Albert Payson Terhune style. “He was like an attack dog–making slash-and-run attacks, cutting them up worse every time, never staying in range long enough to get hurt but circling back over and over.”

incomingalbatross

@animatedamerican yes EXCELLENT.

“He was like a bloodhound–not actually that violent at all, but his reputation did the work for him.”

animatedamerican

“He was like a corgi: by all signs unaware that a fight was even happening, just enthusiastic and delighted to be involved.”

wolffyluna

“He was like a labrador– so known for being friendly and having a soft mouth that everyone forgot that he was actually quite large and had teeth.”

sew-birb

“He was like a poodle - much smarter than you’d expect for someone with such flamboyant hair ”

speakingofdoorknobs

“He was like an Irish Wolfhound - he could do more damage being friendly than most people could do in a blind rage.”

tiwaztyrsfist

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gallusrostromegalus

Tags via @ragsy: #he was like a mutt; no one knew what he was meant to be and everyone was disappointed in him anyway

madgastronomer

He was like a Newfoundland: much too lazy to be dealing with any of this, but willing to get up and bodycheck the person causing the problem if it would mean he could go back to sleep.

araglas1989

@artistsfuneral @hailhailsatan

leebrontide

Actual line from Names in Their Blood:

“Issac needed a bigger distraction for his brain.

It was like making sure a hyperactive herding dog had enough chew toys and exercise to not destroy your couch. Except Issac was, unfortunately, both the dog and the couch.”

astercontrol

Lmfao

(this post has more examples every time)

(but it still always makes me think of 1. the springer spaniel my family had as a kid, and 2. Tron)

(“he was deeply loyal to humans, often untrusting of his own kind, and went from adoring innocent cuddliness in youth to crotchety grump with old age and disability. Also his favorite game was frisbee”)

calebwittebane

i hate those Ship Dynamic drawings you know those asinine things where its like placeholders for characters so theyre bald featureless creatures that look like they belong in 2014 antisjw comics but theyre holding hands or making out or fucking and theyre labeled like "sweet 5'5 bottom with ibs" or some shite... such low effort garbaggio and besides none of that is real, those arent the dynamics. in this day and age the relationship dynamics are: 1. baby crab riding on a sea pig to look for richer environments 2. sorry i spilled my beer on you 3. a sheep thanking the blood-soaked livestock guardian dog for killing a wolf 4. step one hold each other

calebwittebane

these are the dynamics

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