Speaking of Doorknobs

I just napped in bed with a ray of sunlight cast upon me. Man, this is cats shit. I get it cats. That's rpretty good.

when bashir asked dax out in the first episode and sisko was like "i wonder if he'd be interested if you were still some old man" What no one realised is the answer was probably yes

Generally speaking what prevents me from experiencing most cyberpunk media is that I love it *so* much I can't enjoy it. I have to sit and take breaks because I'm experiencing so many unpleasant emotions (love, excitement, joy) and I need rest from that. Which means I just never get through it. I can do about 2 pages of Ghost in the SHell before I'm like, close to crying, and I'm actively speedreading to avoiding taking in anything from Neuromancer so I don't enjoy it (which will ruin it for me immediately if I do)

when I said I did not have time for any more bullshit to go wrong this week, that was not a plea to the universe, it was a warning.

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close