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got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"
Story concept:
There's a series of mysterious, otherwise unconnected deaths happening across the country, where the only things that the deceased have in common are that they had at least one enemy who would want them actually-for-real-fucking-dead, but who invariably always had a solid alibi of where they were during the time of death, and almost every time there's an eyewitness who insists that they saw a large black horse, with no reins, harness nor saddle, walking loose by itself somewhere in the area, walking away from the location the death occurred. Even in places where a horse would be an extremely unlikely sight, like at 3 am in the middle of a city without a stable anywhere nearby.
The black stallion becomes known as an ill omen, a messenger of mysterious deaths of generally somewhat-signifcant people, all unlikely but ambiguously accidental. People have ambivalent feelings towards it, some consider it simply a dark and evil, terrifying thing, while some point out that none of these black horse incidents have happened to "innocent people"; It's always been someone involved in some kind of shady business.
In truth, the deaths are all connected, and they are, indeed, murders. Or to be more exact, they are assassinations. There's a very skilled and sought-after hitman who knows how to make every killing look like an accident (or enough like an accident for plausible deniability, nobody can prove that it was a murder). He is also a shapeshifter, who only knows how to take two forms: Human and horse.

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"Problematic height gap" was a concept made up by people who have never seen the kind of short people who go out to interact with the public. Those fucking gnomes fear nothing. If they're at the exact right height to bite you in the nuts, they will.
And insanely tall people come in two categories: If they're merely tall, and not large, they're just skittish fragile giraffes. The most dangerous thing they can do to you is stand up too fast, faint because their blood pressure dropped, and hit you on the way down like a felled tree.
The tall people who are also large are mostly chill in my experience. Sure some of them must be assholes just out of statistical inevitability, but it takes some edge out of life knowing that someone could try to hit you with a tank and all they're going to find out is whether or not a Leopard 2A7 has a crumple zone. And most importantly they are never tactically prepared for getting bit in the nuts.
If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help
Stephen King’s Misery
its increasing ?
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I should print this out and put it on the wall for motivational purposes
I'm sorry, you're genuinely telling me Ann Widdecombe lived someplace called "'Haytor Vale"?
Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said George Washington University Hospital cardiologist Dr. Eric Fallstaff, who suggested that EMTs should receive special commendations for arriving at the four-term Republican senator’s house long after they could have successfully delivered life-saving care.
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Understanding Freud
Japan, late 19th century - photo. T. Enami 1859 - 1929
T. Enami (Enami Nobukuni, 1859 - 1929) was the trade name of a celebrated Meiji period photographer. The T. of his trade name is thought to have stood for Toshi, though he never spelled it out on any personal or business document.
Born in Edo (now Tokyo) during the Bakumatsu era, Enami was first a student of, and then an assistant to the well known photographer and collotypist, Ogawa Kazumasa. Enami relocated to Yokohama, and opened a studio on Benten-dori (Benten Street) in 1892. Just a few doors away from him was the studio of the already well known Tamamura Kozaburo. He and Enami would work together on at least three related projects over the years.
Enami became quietly unique as the only photographer of that period known to work in all popular formats, including the production of large-format photographs compiled into what are commonly called Yokohama Albums. Enami went on to become Japan's most prolific photographer of small-format images such as the stereoview and glass lantern-slides. The best of these were delicately hand-tinted
https://www.shutterstock.com/cs/editorial/image-editorial/t-enami-nobukuni-1859---1929-trade-15322970a
https://www.flickr.com/photos/okinawa-soba/albums/72157614096929365/
https://www.openculture.com/2016/08/1850s-japan-comes-to-life-in-3d-color-photos.html
Just a reminder that Christian nationalist white supremacy ideology throughout US history doesn’t really consider Irish, Italian and other European Catholic nationalities as truly white.
they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
skillet issue

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"If covid was damaging our immune systems, we'd be seeing more disease in general"
Don't forget that the normalization of anti-vaxx sentiments has DIRECTLY contributed to this. RFK jr has blood on his hands.
This is why I read the reddit comments
I love how the notes for this are just chock full of examples of the most batshit specific things people research for their fanfics. Truly a treasure trove.
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