Speaking of Doorknobs

every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

its crazy how nobody has ever been as objectively beautiful as danny john-jules in red dwarf and nobody ever will be again

@iiep-wop

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

Alas - I did go, but they were already sold out and I had to content myself with the snacking bacon

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

Probably about additives? Like the extra oil and sugar or whatever but that's a hard hill to clean those drinks have been around for a long arse time. Possibly as long as dairy? I know almond milk is bronze age.

Cow milk also has oil and sugar in it, it's just pre-blended inside the cow.

There's also the 'real' milk to consider like we couldn't drink whale milk right? Buffalo/goat/cow/sheep is fine but certain milk aren't just for us. Like baby whales need so much fat.

Envisioning old whaling ships but instead of killing the whales for blubber and ivory they milk them and let them go

ok but if you go to the actual article the person was buried with women’s accessories and in the manner reserved for women and from that they decided it must be a gay man which is sort of hilarious

2015

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

Webby would 100% beat Freddy in a fight