Speaking of Doorknobs

Children’s sad beige room but the rest of the house is very colorful and eclectic. That’e just the kind of thing the kid likes and their parents respect that

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

ill do a whole lot more than just bite the bullet ill fuck the gun too

he’s exactly right tho

[id: Tweet by Joanne Harris, which reads: “Awake from a very vivid dream, in which Terry Pratchett was explaining to me that Dr Who was ‘Greek theatre, written from the point of view of the deus ex machina.’ It’s going to be That Kind of Day.” end id.]

Warms my heart to think that this is what he’s doing in the afterlife.

A bridge over troubled highways.

The real reason you need to title your drawings is so that you can stick a little placard in the caption displaying the title of the work, artist's name, year of creation, and medium like your blog is a a fancy art gallery.