"I'll have my brain slightly scrambled."

Let’s all actually do this

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

If you fuck Robo-Ky it nulls the warranty.

Official Post of Massachusetts

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

this feels like a wtnv skit

Please tell me an intern was googling pictures of spinach. Please tell me this was not an ad.

It says "FDA" in the top right corner of the baby spinach screen so I think this was a misplaced graphic for a food recall

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

idk if this is a contreversial take or not but i think that the ideal internet experience is being able to remove specific things (triggers, nsfw, gore) if you truly dont want to see them but overall being also shown things you aren’t interested in. i think one of my fave things about tumblr is seeing like 50% of my dash be about fandoms im not in, bands i dont like and quotes from books i dont want to read rather than this endless feedback loop of tiktok showing me ‘exactly what i want to see’ in a trap to keep me online as long as possible and blind to communities outside of my own. i want a mix of curating my own experience and a healthy dose of content i don’t already know i want to see, yknow?

wanna draw boobs? look in the mirror. Don't have them? estradiol valerate. had boobs but got rid of them? try remembering.

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god