han solo is my emotional support himbo

idk what a parasocial relationship is this 80 year old celebrity is my best friend

and neither of them are actually hiring

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that