this is the 7th time tumblr has broken my theme

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

I like how pluribus starts with the premise of "what if we responded to first contact in the stupidest way possible"

if someone sends you an RNA sequence simply do not print that shit!!!

Do not listen to this person. You can trust my RNA sequences, I have the best around. Cures all ailments, including several yet to be discovered or categorized. Please print my sequences.

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

"this is fetish art" okay ❤️ yay ❤️

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

[looking myself in the mirror intensely] its okay to make an ugly drawing. its okay to make an ugly drawing. its okay to make an ugly drawing. its okay to even make several ugly drawings in a row. or on the same page next to each other perhaps in some sort of sequential art format

nyc-looks wants to show you a 22 year old wearing $3000 of pure bullshit

If I had a space ship I would make having sex against the rules on my spaceship to make the sex we have on my spaceship even hotter on my space ship