this is the 7th time tumblr has broken my theme

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

(flirting) i could be your problem

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...