my haters are tomaters

If I'm over your house just know I'm dry humping the furniture whenever you go to the bathroom.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

i love bald women

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

*talking loudly to my fat golf friends* now jeez… chevy chase. if he had a pussy i would lay him out like pizza dough

isn't it kinda wild how you'd be a completely unrecognizable person compared to who you are now if all that shit hadn't happened