Mad Gastronomer

@madgastronomer

Yes, I am THAT Mad Gastronomer. Whichever one you're thinking of, that's me. The one and only. If you know me from elsewhere, feel free to say hi, just let me know who you are. Queer, cis, white, mentally ill, pagan fat woman. My Hellenic religion and magic blog is hexdotink. I consistently fail at tagging anything ever. Not an ideological stance, I just fail at it. Not a safe blog to follow if you need things tagged.

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blignick

Weighing foster kittens..they understood the assignment..🐈🐾😍

madgastronomer

We got a cat scale, because one of our cats is huge and we wanted to know how heavy he was. The scale came with a liner that's a cardboard scratching mat. He immediately wanted to use it, and I had to stop him until I had the scale turned on. It wasn't this cute, but it was pretty cute.

He was 19.8 pounds.

fluff-e-boy

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

primarybufferpanel

Ohhh the fantasy of all your bones being put into one of those ultrasonic cleaning baths they use for jewelry. All the pain coming clouding out like dirt. Then carefully reassembled and joints oiled and then it would all just work perfectly and painlessly...

Like, I know that's not what's wrong with me but I think we should try just to be sure

softest-punk

I would like to say as an editor that when I edit someone's work I am not thinking, "WOW what an idiot this person is, can't construct a sentence to save their life!!"

What I am thinking is, "does this mean what the author intends it to mean, and if not, how can we adjust it so it does?" and also usually, "wow I'm so glad I get to read this, what a privilege it is to help people say exactly what they mean to say."

I think a lot of people get frightened by the prospect of editing and I won't pretend there aren't some editors who come at the task with a suboptimal attitude but a good editor just wants to help. They want the piece to mean exactly what you intended it to mean when they're done. They do not, if they are worth their asking rate, want to scold you for being a bad writer. They do want to make you a better one. It is a helping profession.

cust0mb0yt0y

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sandersstudies

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

sandersstudies

Pathologizing: Hey sorry I yelled at you. I have this ADHD symptom called RSD that makes me really sensitive.

Humanizing: Hey, I’m sorry that I blew up like that earlier. In the moment I felt really attacked and overwhelmed and I reacted badly, but I know you didn’t mean to offend me with what you said, so that behavior is on me.

queer-asinfuckyou

Because I just saw a post bitching about this one, I want to add: this post is saying that you need to take accountability for the way you hurt other people, even if it happens because of a symptom of your disability/illness. It's also saying that using terms (especially acronyms) that aren't common knowledge isn't a helpful way to explain yourself. It is NOT saying that you need to let people walk all over you because "your disability isn't an excuse."

If you're diabetic, you don't have to eat the honey glazed ham that will send you into a coma (their example). But you also can't yell at the person offering it and accuse them of trying to kill you. You can just say "thanks, but my body can't handle that kind of sugar intake, so I'll pass"

ayin-me-yesh

If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise

aropride

ur clothes size doesnt say anything. like it doesnt say anything abt u as a person but it also especially doesnt say anything about what size your clothes are

flork-of-cows-official

burn out

ruinedchildhood

island-delver-go

sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

catgirlforeskin

Obsessed with the way the kangaroo runs straight at them and attacks like a hostile mob in a survival game

scribefindegil

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

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warmfigure

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

unlettered-heathen

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

frostedmagnolias

Anklet

c. 1898-1899

by René Lalique

Musée des Arts Décoratifs

sometiktoksarevalid

warriorsmurf

I'm pretty good at butchering produce: I was vegetarian for a decade, I still prefer plants, and I had to get better with knives for work at one point. Note that this was at a grocery store, before my current era. (My current job is best described as "poop doula for neurodivergent but undiagnosed children" and "person who periodically imposes the first 'no' your kid has ever heard.") But my god it's annoying to do. Ugh what do you MEAN I have to shop AND cut up all the melons AND store them AND pack lunches AND wash dishes AND put the rinds in compost. AND I have to make my kids, particularly my son, do helpful shit so they understand all this isn't done magically.

I have gotten very good at cubed potatoes in a skillet! I never learned the skill from my mom, in the 90s anything fried was a no-go, and simple carbs were on notice. Which is a shame, because feeling satisfied after eating is good. I think being hangry was so common with my parents' generation that they don't even recognize it.

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

TT post by @ crafty.lad (he/him).

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evenlyevi

Moonlight Dandelions (in color) - original bw ver!

taibhsearachd

To everyone who is feeling a little sad right now... close your eyes. Hold out your hands.

I am gently offering you Ring with Cat and Kittens, 1295–664 BCE.

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