Old Man Enjoyer

I miss my leeches for all the normal pet reasons but I also miss being able to use them as a one-hit death blow to end stupid conversations. Whenever I defend the ecological importance of parasites someone will inevitably crawl up and go “well I bet you wouldn’t feel that way if you had them” and oooooo boy let me tell you. It was so fun to hit back with “I DO” and then whip out my phone and show them 30 pictures of my fucking Worms

character will get 10x hotter with the addition of blood btw. bonus points for disheveled hair, untucked clothing, and glazed, feverish eyes.

im always surprised when other artists really like my stuff cuz i be making shit from a butt

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people