The Most Oreo of Oreo Reviews
Where does one even begin?
Oreo? Oreo Oreo? Oreo Oreo Oreo? No. This is the MOST Oreo Oreo. Or, as I keep accidentally calling it, The Most Oreo of Oreos.
Someone had an idea. Some magnificent human in some home office or large concrete building had an idea. This idea not only encompasses tasty treats but an entire Oreoverse. A thing that EXISTS. But how? Why? Does it matter?
As the foremost reviewers of Oreos on this planet (can’t speak to what happens on other planets) I felt it not only right but also my solemn duty to review this new specimen for this much neglected Tumblr... blog... thing. I just need to dust off a few of the graphics we made oh those many innocent years ago, take a few photos, eat a few of these creations and see what happens, right? Right.
I’m just gonna come right out (of the closet) and say it: fuck this is good. Someone spent A LOT of time on this and it is (not it’s but IT IS) gorgeous. Did ya notice the “MOST” has an “O” that’s filled in but “OREO” has two empty “O’s?” That is a deliberate choice that was probably debated for weeks. WEEKS. I also respect their dedication to the current Oreo logo as the only blue point of reference on this packaging. And the QR code that is in an Oreo. As someone who works in marketing, a well placed QR code is, as the kids say, a slay. Design note: the outline of the QR code was not transparent so you can see it is a different white than the creme of that Oreo. Hire me, @oreo ?
Only thing I dislike? I think the arrow that shows you where to open the package looks a bit off.
It’s an Oreo. It tastes like an Oreo. It rules. Still great. 10/10 on the Oreo scale. Oh right, we do things in 5′s here at forseriousoreveiews.tumblr.com. 5/5.
THERE’S SO MUCH. THEY PUT SO MUCH. MUCH. DROWNING IN IT.
It’s great. It says “COOKIES-N-CREME FLAVOR CREME” but that’s just more Oreo mushed up and put into an Oreo. I love a double stuff. Dedicated readers know I especially love the creme quantity in a seasonal Oreo (see Halloween, Holiday, etc.).
It’s good. It tastes like Oreo creme but like... better cause it’s got Oreo cookie in it. As Bernie Mac once said in his pivotal role as Frank in Ocean’s Thirteen: “‘nough said.”
Just eat that thing. Dunk it in milk. Eat it. Twist it apart. Eat the creme. Hell, stack like sick of ‘em together to make the most most most most most most Oreo. I don’t care. It tastes great.
Oh dang. I scooped myself. It tastes great. Like it’s so much Oreo I can only eat one of them but daaaaaang, when I do, so satisfying. Eat ‘em. V. good. 10/10. DAMN. Did it again. 5/5
4/5 - Can’t lie. OG Oreo still wins. But damn is this good.
5/5 - The Most Oreo Oreo is the Most Oreo Oreo you can get.
