blesshu

when a character is too cute and damp and pathetic, i take physical damage. like it hurts so good when they’re wet and miserable and dripping. i’m gonna fuckjng bite them in half

happy pride to the asexual snzfuckers who were very confused about how they could be into no one and also snz at the same time! it’s a wild experience, but i love that there are so many of us on here and that the snz community is so inclusive when it comes to asexuality <3

i’m such a fever lover bro. like yes you’re delirious. yes you’re sweaty but you’re shivering. yeah you’re cuddling up to whoever, yeah you’re pathetic.

someone sneezing through an explanation of what’s making them sneeze — and only managing to get 1-2 words out at a time 🥵

I swear nothing is hotter than someone desperately stammering, .... wait ... oh no .... hear I GO OAAUSHEW. And then absolutely being assaulted by sneezes.

I love the concept of sneezing into the thing that is causing you to sneeze. You're tickling your nose with a feather duster AND you use the dusty feathers to sneeze into because they're all right in front of your nose???? Same thing with a bouquet of flowers or something fluffy that would tickle your nose like a big pile of fur or feathers. Perhaps an article of clothing with far too much perfume on it.. ouuhh. The way you'd just sneeze and sneeze and sneeze from this 😵‍💫🩷

reblogging this since it explains the previous reblog I did better than I did

okay but that single raised finger in a 'wait a second' motion when someone feels a sneeze coming 🪦

Snz thought: partner finding out they have the kink through being taken care of through a REALLY bad cold or flu

pushing back the tip of a person's nose and holding a flower right against their nostrils making them deeply breath it in. You can watch their nostrils twitch quiver and flare in real time but you don't remove the flower. You want to make sure you get as much in them as possible and all that mess will keep the pollen trapped inside if you make them hold back

Sneezing into your scarf? Hot. Sneezing into your hands while you have gloves on? Hot. Sneezing into a plushie? Hot. Sneezing into a blanket? Hot. Sneezing into the thing that is making you sneeze? Hot. Sneezing into a pillow? Hot. Sneezing into something somebody else is holding there for you to catch your sneezes? Hot. Sneezing into the crook of your arm like you're supposed to, but it makes a huge mess of your sleeve? Hot.