blesshu

I swear nothing is hotter than someone desperately stammering, .... wait ... oh no .... hear I GO OAAUSHEW. And then absolutely being assaulted by sneezes.

someone crashing at a new friend’s house while they’re sick and they wake up super groggy in the morning and as their host hands them their glasses they stuffily ask, “what time is it?”

Dom/sub relationship where the usual roles are reversed when the dom gets sneezy and is all embarrassed about it.

“I’m going to sneeze and there’s nothing you can do about it.” 😈

when a character is too cute and damp and pathetic, i take physical damage. like it hurts so good when they’re wet and miserable and dripping. i’m gonna fuckjng bite them in half

happy pride to the asexual snzfuckers who were very confused about how they could be into no one and also snz at the same time! it’s a wild experience, but i love that there are so many of us on here and that the snz community is so inclusive when it comes to asexuality <3

i’m such a fever lover bro. like yes you’re delirious. yes you’re sweaty but you’re shivering. yeah you’re cuddling up to whoever, yeah you’re pathetic.

someone sneezing through an explanation of what’s making them sneeze — and only managing to get 1-2 words out at a time 🥵

I swear nothing is hotter than someone desperately stammering, .... wait ... oh no .... hear I GO OAAUSHEW. And then absolutely being assaulted by sneezes.

I love the concept of sneezing into the thing that is causing you to sneeze. You're tickling your nose with a feather duster AND you use the dusty feathers to sneeze into because they're all right in front of your nose???? Same thing with a bouquet of flowers or something fluffy that would tickle your nose like a big pile of fur or feathers. Perhaps an article of clothing with far too much perfume on it.. ouuhh. The way you'd just sneeze and sneeze and sneeze from this 😵‍💫🩷