Sickromancer’s fic master post
In case someone would be interested in the filthy stuff I write...
3 newest fics are marked with a star 🌟
Mostly male ailing but some female too. Mostly colds, some allergies. And some monstersnz.
Original:
1999 (M): Part 1 + Part 2 🌟 It's year 1999, and DI Hannes Friberg is trying to make contact with a certain dancer at a queer strip club, for there is a crime to solve. A modern AU for my original Warbler & Tehana stories; he's a stripper, she's a bouncer, he's a hot little piece of ass and a right bastard, he might also have a cold.
The Tehana & Warbler stories (the big handkerchief ripper):
(if you don’t want to read chronologically, there’s a character profile post here, but everything is in the fics really)
Breaking the Ice (M): Part I + Part II + Part III + A Follow-Up Two reluctant companions, Tehana and Warbler, in a vague fantasy setting. A mishap on thin ice getting both drenched. He is a spy, a cocky bastard, gets sick with an awful head cold. She tries to take care of him while keeping her own frayed nerves in check. 3rd part is NSFW.
Moderately Attractive Things (M): Part I + Part II + Part III + Part IV + A Follow-Up A follow up story to Breaking the Ice. It’s been two and a half years. Of course he’s sick again. Tensions rise, some things get resolved, some don’t.
Lifeline (M) 🌟 Warbler deals with the aftermath of traumatic events, constantly on alert and catching colds back to back. Tehana is trying to deal with Warbler. And they're both trying to deal with this unlikely relationship.
The Brute (M): Part I + Part II Warbler interrogates a man hard, using violence and intimidation. Tehana is watching and learning the more unsavoury aspects of the trade. He is also coming down with something.
A Close Shave (M)(short) Warbler wants a shave after being down with a fever for a while, but it’s not easy as he’s only barely on the mend.
Besieged (M): part I + part II + part III + part IV + part V + a snippet Warbler, Tehana, a rare flower. They are stuck. His nose doesn’t appreciate the situation at all.
The Shield (M) (short) Warbler is over his flu, but Tehana is not over her worry
Hunting lodge (M): part I + part II + part III + part IV + part V Warbler sustains a rib injury. He also seems to be coming down with something.
Spy vs Spy masterpost for all 17 parts (M) - co-written with wonderful @cravatsandcolds A story about spies, and pathetic, sneezy colds.
The Leash (short) (no snz!) So what really happened during that time Warbler met with his boss, as referred to in Hunting Lodge
Stakes (M): (short) Warbler wants to accompany Tehana for a stake-out, while she doesn’t think he’s in the shape for it. She has to resort to some unconventional means. nsfw!
Don’t worry + Cold Black Water (F) (short) Roles get reversed when Tehana is down with a fever, struggling through nightmares, and Warbler looks after her.
Fashionable (M) (short) Warbler’s amorous pursuits are hindered by a stuck sneeze. NSFW, highly ridiculous.
The Law of the Feast + follow up (M) Warbler posing as a jester at a feast, mainly insulting people and looking good in his flamboyant jester’s outfit. He’s also coming down with a rotten cold. There’s more to it all than meets the eye though, like usual.
Distraction (M) Tehana is playing a role of a criminal boss, and Warbler the role of her useless man-toy. A useless man-toy who is coming down with a nasty cold.
Stop it! (Again!) (M) (short) Indulging in some bdms-ish play, Warbler is a little on the mend. nsfw! Plotless filth.
Something Bad (F) No snz! Just whump (poison whump, emotional whump). Warbler & Tehana are getting busy rigging a vote, assisted by a local young nobleman Durante. Things go unexpectedly wrong, to the point of Warbler actually losing his cool.
Snippets: some staking out some cheek Shoo!!
No Disrespect for the Arsonists (short) A snipped about Warbler and Tehana having their first encounter with gunpowder. No snz! But one pitifully terrified spy.
(A drawing of Warbler here, I think this is how he looked on the first night in the Red Mare while bitching about having caught a cold and blaming it on Tehana) - another drawing of Warbler here, as I imagine him in the fic The Brute
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Anni & Gustaf stories (all M):
The grand duchy of Finland, part of Imperial Russia, mid-1800s. An eccentric widow and a gravely stiff and polite land surveyor, they are lovers. He has the fetish and get excessively embarrassed and aroused when he is down with the sniffles. She finds this riveting.
A Little Honesty
In the Garden + a follow-up
The Sleigh Carousel Part I + Part II +
Snippets: could I trouble you
Monstersnez:
Human Habits (M): Part I + Part II + Part III Two noble warriors, not entirely human, have lived the whole ~150 years of their lives firmly believing that their kind doesn’t catch colds like humans do. Their beliefs are about to receive a mighty blow.
Sleeping Hole A scientist researching a dying forest has a run in with the last resident ogre in the area. The somewhat terrifying but not outright hostile creature seems to be under the weather too, poor thing. (monstersnez)
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Others:
Terrible for Business (F) 🌟 A travelling merchant selling ladies' stockings in the 1950s US is trying to do business with a hot housewife. She has a ghastly cold. NSFW!
Secret Nest (F) Farmer lesbians and a cold. Also some sheep.
The Problem Was the Nose + a follow-up (M) Vicenzo is a high ranking royal necromancer in an imaginary city state. He has a massive vanity, and just as massive head cold. Lucky his long-time friend Elda intervenes.
Rocking the Chair (M) A not all that impressive wizard with a nevertheless impressive head cold finds himself dependent on the kindness of a grouchy witch.
Eight of Spades (M) It’s autumn, there’s a lot to do in the garden, and her partner has a cold to boot. Cottagecore feels and soft caretaking. Also, on top of being sniffly and sneezy he’s a sore loser at cards.
Unfamiliar Ceiling (short) (M) Just a very indulgent vaguely old timey cold/sick scenario
Not Something you would want to catch + follow-up fic (M) Two kinda hipsterish/lumbersexual dudes, Mats and Aron, run a small scale fishing company. But on one fateful day, Aron is not feeling his best, and his burgeoning head cold isn’t the only problem they are going to face. 3 chapters + a follow up with the aftermath of contagion.
...to be continued....











