Salutations, fellow oddballs and assorted folks of interest!
You can call me Vee, Veri or Effy (derived from "Very Freakin Effable" - no way in heaven, hell or the planes betwixt am I revealing my actual name on here)
My pronouns are they/he, and I finally got brave enough to do this!
This is, as you may guess, a snz/whump blog, so anyone who's not into that can respectfully fuck off. Don't make this any weirder than it is.
I'm asexual and some flavour of nonbinary (haven't quiiiite figured that out quite yet) so ✨deal with it babes✨
Ground rules/Shit To Know
I don't take requests for writing. Full stop. Sorr-eeee.
I don't write outright sex ever, sorry to disappoint but that's a Hell No for me.
If you don't have your age in your bio, your ass is getting blocked on sight.
I'm *really* into Go/od Om/ens, E/pic The Mu/sical, Hel/luva Bo/ss and Haz/bin Ho/tel at the moment but I may do things with original characters in the future if the inspiration strikes me.
Fic masterlist is here
Writing tag is #effablewritings
Fandom tags will be on this post to find them easier
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sneeze fetish/kink is an interesting thing in that it sorta forces you to grasp more directly with the idea of consent than you might otherwise consider.
the question of whether it's "okay" to jerk off to somebody you find attractive who basically gave you porn without even realizing it is a bizarre ethical quandary that can really only come from an "incredibly normal nonsexual thing is my porn" fetish, especially something as incredibly normal (and common) as sneezing.
for what it's worth i've always been of the mind that what they don't know means nothing to them, and it's not like you take anything from them by jerking off by yourself. the bad thing is when you start directly perving about it, reposting & commenting on their unrelated videos where they just happen to sneeze being a creep. don't do that.
your fantasies can't harm anyone; you're the one who would be doing that. it's weird and kinda gross to think about, but like, knowing what some people get off to i go around my day safe in the knowledge that regardless of what i'm doing, there's probably someone out there who will jerk off to it (and, by extension, to me), and i think anybody who thinks otherwise is a little foolish to do so.
idk how to explain it, but i enjoy that sneezing is a really plain thing. i like that there isn't an inherent sexual implication there, for a few reasons, but in this case it's because it means a lot of media will casually include sneezing and it's awesome.
Alastor being more than slightly sick, where it's really nothing he can't handle himself except now he has a Vincent who is willing to do anything for him and that really should be exploited as much as possible (and that's the only reason, exploitation, certainly no other reasons) so he somewhat reluctantly (cause god forbid he admit to wanting or, worse, needing help) calls him (Vincent has been busy with work instead of checking in on Alastor like he should have)
"I'm sure you're terribly busy preparing to dull the minds of the masses with another all glitter no substance performance..."
"I knew you watched my show," Vincent interjects.
Alastor can hear the smirk.
He won't dignify that with a confirmation though. "Whenever you're done if you could pick up some supplies for me, I'm afraid I've run out of a few essentials. Nothing extravagant," he sniffles wetly, partially for show and partially because he needs to "just some tissues, aspirin, the cold tablets you got last time if they have them, a carton of orange juice..." he lists things like it's a regular grocery run.
"Are you sick?" Vincent asks after moment, voice unbearably soft
Alastor hums rather than answer
"And," Vincent's breath catches "you're asking me to help you? You need me? You want me to help you? Holy shit, Al, this is... it's... it's momentous!"
Alastor can picture the manic glee in Vincent's mismatched eyes. "If you're going to be like this then I can go to the store mys-"
"No!" Vincent cuts him off sharply "I mean... no. Don't go anywhere. Stay in bed. I..." a longer pause, like hes calculating and making a decision "I have time before the show. I'll be right there. Don't worry, Al, I'm going to take care of everything"
He's there within an hour, arms full of more than what Alastor requested. And then he stays to fuss. Checks Alastor's temperature and gets him extra blankets and pillows and brings him oj and tea and coffee (even though he says Al shouldn't have it) and promises to come back and make soup or whatever Al feels like eating. He acts like he doesn't want to leave, like if Al allowed it he'd miss his show to curl up under the covers with Alastor to act as his own personal hot water bottle (which he also brought Al and tucked it by his feet)
Finally he realizes the time "I have to... my show..."
"Of course," Alastor says, looking wane and just a touch pathetic propped up against a mountain of pillows. "Your show. Best be going then. Your adoring public awaits"
There's a moment of hesitation before the greedy, attention seeking part of Vincent takes over. "I can't let my fans down"
Then a moment later he takes Alastor's hand, thumb ghosting over Al's knuckles. "And I'll be back as soon as we're done filming"
Alastor half expects Vincent to kiss his hand, but instead he tucks it back under the blankets and pats it gently. "Try to rest" he advises, like he's a medical professional or something
Alastor nods anyway, he is rather tired and now he doesn't have to wonder about what to make for dinner
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two characters playing caretake-chicken (“I’m fine. You, on the other hand…”) and the one who looks and sounds much worse, who outwardly seems to be losing, is actually the one who doesn’t feel nearly as awful. if no one else can tell, at least they can. as such, they will not give in.
zoned-out character sighing, heavy and relieved, at the gentle stamping of a palm over their forehead. as the hand’s owner finds no unusual heat, they take care not to mention it as they ask if they have a headache
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a character whose just getting over one cold, not quite realising they’re catching another — the increased frequency of nose rubs, the shift from dry sniffles to wetter ones, their eyes watering more, sinuses growing itchier, most of which they put down to external factors, like temperature changes from outside to inside, dust or air con. and, after all, they’re still recovering so they expect to be more sensitive.
instead, it takes comments from others watching on, that they don’t seem to be looking ( or feeling ) better, are they taking it easy? and do they need some more rest? they do seem to be sneezing rather a lot .. for them to realise they’ve caught another cold.
Thinkning about a really wealthy woman who's never set foot in a stable or even petted a horse, but suddenly decides that she's going to buy a horse and take private lessons. 😈
As soon as the horse arrives her nose starts itching. What a coincidence that she'd catch a terribly sneezy cold just when her new horse arrives, huh? Oh well.
Her horse allergies becomes more and more obvious to everyone but her, who's in denial because SHE cannot be something as weak and pathetic as ALLERGIC, epecially not to her new toy!
Meanwhile one of the horse grooms, who happens to have a certain kink, is quite excited to see this spoiled, arrogant (but hot) bitch sneeze her head off every time she's near her own horse. 😏 She sneezes on the horse, into her expensive leather gloves, into the air, she rubs her nose with the hand she just touched the horse with and is shocked when the itch just keeps getting worse....
Love when someone is trying to take care of themselves and they're so worn down/delirious that they can't manage to do things without screwing up in a way that's annoying.
It's one thing to be sick--it's not easily denied, most of the time, given symptoms. It's another to be so sick that not only is it obvious you are sick, but that you actually struggle to take care of yourself, and especially when it's simply that your brain is playing catch-up, because--again, it's one thing to be so sick that you can't move, and a complete other to be so sick that you can't take care of yourself, despite feeling like you can.
People tend to view the problem with doing anything while sick to be physical, but I prefer it when they feel like they can, they should be able to take care of themselves just fine, because they can walk, only to screw up everything they try to do, inconvenience themselves more and more, deal with little annoying things that crop up, and finally give up in frustration, finally admitting, with moderate embarrassment, that they do, in fact, need help, and they cannot, in fact, do it themselves.
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"Going to an event and the pollen count is high" is such a good scenario for multiple reasons, but I think the main one is that most people probably wouldn't think that's a reason not to do an event.
Like if you catch a cold, that's one thing. It's still personal to you, and more than slightly humiliating, but you at least have an excuse to stay home, because other people don't want to get sick. That's the responsible, reasonable thing to do.
On the other hand, if you have really bad pollen allergies, chances are a high pollen count still singles you out as being sensitive, but it's also sorta weird as a reason to call out of something. To the point that it would probably be less embarrassing to fake being sick (which--probably isn't hard!)
I also just think the "singling out" part is more fun with allergies.
Pollen affects you. The high pollen count is an issue for you. It seems purpose-built to humiliate you. Everybody else is breathing the same air, enjoying the event, and they're doing just fine. Some are even taking the time to smell the roses!
But you can't. Chance took a little time out of its day to fuck you over specifically. Nobody else is even thinking about it.
So what to do? Do you try to confabulate an excuse to stay home or do you take some medicine and try to power through, all the while an itchy, snotty, sneezy mess?
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