EFF's Fic List
Here's an ongoing list of the snzfuckery and plotfuckery I've written.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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almost home

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Not today Justin
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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EFF's Fic List
Here's an ongoing list of the snzfuckery and plotfuckery I've written.
Grimm and Indigo Universe:

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Lethal and Divine
Here's a short little vampire and werewolf fuckery between Lucien and Marrok because I felt like it. Yes, I have written this type of "snz at the opera" scene 923847 times and will continue to do so.
Lucien may be a vampire, but some of his mortal issues came along for the supernatural ride. Sunlight won't kill him, but it DOES pose other problems.
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“I listened to some of this,” Marrok says. “I thought Mozart was all about some funny and happy shit. This ain’t that.”
“Did you believe that I would not take you to something worthy of your ears?” Lucien gestures to the curtained stage. “This is ‘Don Giovanni,’ one of Mozart's most grand achievements.”
“Hmn, okay.” Marrok scratches the space beneath his chin with a curved nail. “What’s it about?”
Lucien smiles, the tips of his fangs showing. “Promiscuity, infidelity, and murder.”
“Huh.” Marrok sits back in his seat, dark hair spilling over one shoulder. “That actually sounds . . . good.”
“It is more than ‘good.’ It is magnificent.”
Much like his companion on this fine evening. Marrok is dressed in unrelenting black, a combination of his own design with a jacquard vest beneath a more modern tailcoat with strategically placed metal studs that is more “goth rock” than it is operatic formal attire. But Lucien has no complaints. The mere fact that the werewolf is wearing a coat of sorts is nearly unheard of, a concession that he has made purely for Lucien’s sake.
The sentiment has not gone unnoticed.
He nudges Marrok’s thigh with his own, lays his hand upon it with a squeeze. “Have I told you, mon cher, that you look lethal and divine?”
“You have.” Marrok leans in close enough to run the utmost tip of his tongue along the shell of Lucien’s ear. “But you can say it again.”
You know what I love? A chesty, rough sneeze. One that sounds like it echoes off the ribcage and rattles things around. Mmm, yeah. That's the shit.
Do you enjoy coming up with spellings?
Love it!
It's fine.
Hate it!
I don't come up with spellings/See results.
+ bonus question, do you include spellings as you're writing/doing art, or do you go back and write them afterwards? It breaks my flow if I stop to spell out sneezes, so I always mark a highlighted "x1 stifled" or whatever in the text and then come back and write them all out at once at the end.
I love a good snzfic that has lore. Like yes give me your 10 chapter, 100k word fic about your favorite ship and riddle it with lore and sneezy sex. Yes write that fic that just so happens to be erotic care taking with nightmares and comfort and getting together and make it 100k words. I WILL READ IT.
Snzfics are more than a goon to me I promise 😔

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Hey, I used your ask compilation along with a few others to help me draft up more details about a character. I combined the questions into another format. Do you mind if I post the blank copy of all three in case people are interested? I won't post it unless all three people who I used questions from agree to it.
Hey! I'm not sure which compilation you mean, but if something I did inspired you, feel free to use it!
WIP Wednesday.
📖 for the adk game!
📖 for the adk game!
One of my favorite "sneeze in the movies" scenes has always been from S/elma Ha/yek in "The Faculty."
Love Bites - Part 2
Like the title says. ;)
**Also, make sure you realize that werewolves and vampires are creatures that feast on blood and flesh. If this type of thing bothers you, this fic is not for you. There's going to be blood. Curate your internet experience accordingly.
Please see the end of the fic for translations and such fuckery.
Enjoy!
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Like himself, Marrok is a creature of the night, so there is no surprise in Lucian when he awakens at dusk to find the werewolf still sleeping beside him. Not that Lucian himself truly “slept.” The slumber of a vampire was more of a deep, meditative void. He had gone weeks without “sleeping.” Now, it was a sort of indulgence to lie beside his lover, who did still require rest.
At least it had been as such, until this vile misfortune had been foisted upon him. Now, resting was a necessity until the wretched foolishness of his body had healed itself. Exactly when that might be, he did not know.
Marrok grumbles in his sleep and rolls onto his side, one arm flopping across Lucian’s body. Whether it is the werewolf’s need for “pack behavior” or a true desire to be close does not matter. Lucian takes the opportunity just the same.
He curls against Marrok’s bare chest, lulled by the steady, pulsing rhythm of his heart. That is, until his own body decides upon retribution. Always at the most insufferable and inconvenient of times.
Second part.
Love Bites: A Tale of Indulgent Preternatural Fuckery
I was going to wait until morning to post this, but fuck it. I make my own rules. Please enjoy some poncy ass fetish fuckery between 324 year old French vampire Lucian d'Alarie and his far more modern 82 year old, tattooed werewolf lover, Marrok Rafe.
Guess which one has "the thing."
*This story already has multiple parts that I may or not post. It depends on a few factors.
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“Lucian?? Lucian!! Where are you hiding??”
Somewhere from the other side of the ridiculous estate, his beloved is bellowing in a manner that would wake the dead. Or, in Lucian’s case, the undead.
- I am not hiding. You are simply blinded by whatever rage has a hold upon you. -
He bursts through the door. The balcony door. From outside of it. Marrok never did appreciate the simplicity and ease a door offered.
“Get out of my head.” Marrok’s voice is a flat growl, a rumble far too low to be human.
Because he is not.
“And how else would you hear me, hmm? With all of your grandiose nonsense. Mon dieu, Marrok. I realize that we have no neighbors, but–”
“What. Happened.” Again, not a question. A demand of sorts.
Lucian does not grant him an answer at his impatient behest. Instead, he takes a moment to appreciate the feral being before him. Lean and well-muscled with shoulders even broader than his own, skin bronzed from the sun, and adorned with a myriad of tattoos, Marrok looks every bit the part of the apex predator that he truly is. The topmost portion of his rather absurd length of jagged jet black hair is pulled tight by some manner of elastic, revealing the tips of his pointed ears and the shaved sides of his head beneath.
There was a time when Lucian found such a thing appalling. But it suited Marrok on many levels.
“I am not certain.” Lucian sinks down into one of the wingback chairs near the now flung-open balcony doors, just beyond the reach of the sun’s rays. “I feel . . . strange. Like a mortal does when nursing the beginnings of an illness.”
Bringing this back because of reasons.

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Ask Game for the illness&injury/snz/whump/sphere 🥰 (I tried to word these as broadly as possible to apply to the most people heehee)
Put an emoji (or several) in the ask box of the person you reblogged this from and the person who reblogs it from you!
🌟 - What illness symptom/torture tactic/snz trigger do you have the most fun portraying or reading?
👤 - Describe your current favorite character (including OCs)
🖋 - What is your favorite media that you have made? (Illustrations, writing of any kind, WAVs, manips, etc).
💓 - What is your favorite thing about this community?
🤩 - Is there any symptom/torture tactic/snz trigger that you haven't portrayed or seen yet that you'd like to try?
📖 - Recommend some media that has a good i&i/whump/snz scene
🌡 - Giving your character a fever: yea or nay
🐑 - What scenario are you currently thinking about before bed?
👃🏼 - What would you like to do with your blorbo's nose? (Break it? Tickle it with a feather? Wipe it with tissues? The possibilities are endless!)
🖥 - What is the first website where you started engaging with i&i/whump/snz? (Or was it irl? A webring? Zines?)
🤧 - Do you prefer stoic characters or characters who complain?
🆎️ - Have you ever made a scenario post that uses "A" and "B" as stand-ins for character names? Would you?
"The Vampire Lestat" out here hurtin' my feelings REAL bad.
Now THIS is some fic-level fuckery. I can't believe I witnessed this.
Went to see a band tonight and there's not really a frontman. It's not that kind of band. One guy was sitting in a chair, but I figured it was just easier for him to play his instrument that way or perhaps he had an injury or something that required him to sit down.
Well, the guy that was doing most of the talking thanked the audience for their energy and their love. Then, he motioned to his seated bandmate and said "Especially (his name). He needs your energy most of all. He's been very sick the past few days."
Excuse me, what?
So, I took a very good look at this guy and he was 100% feeling like death warmed over. His hair was in a messy bun, he had wrap-around shades on, and he was pale and flushed. But he played anyway and they took breaks so he could walk off the stage and do gods only know what.
Right before the last song, the sick guy called his bandmate over to him and they fucking HUGGED on the stage. The sick guy walked off and the bandmate apologized to the crowd and said they had to cut the set short because his bandmate's health was suffering and he just wasn't going to make him play the last song.
Y'ALL....
I was already TREMENDOUSLY moved by their music, quite literally tearing up like a fucking girl, but I thought I was going to melt through the goddamn floor when THAT happened. I didn't even care about the last damn song.
Back on my vampire/werewolf bullshit again. This whole "the sun is an allergen" thing is both fun and hilarious.
AGGRESSIVE hitching….that last, sudden violent intake of air that sounds like a desperate final gasp of resistance before sneezing harder than you expected…

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Heh.