That’s Gross. I Love It.

Somebody taking off their sun glasses to clean them, sneezing on the freshly cleaned lenses due to phonic reflex, cleaning the sunglasses again, repeat.

I'm probably the most boring person ever, but the simple, domestic fluff of having a person taking care of their SO who has a cold will always be so very dear to my heart. Just simple cuddles, and tea, and blankets, and bless yous while someone's doting on their partner 💕

I genuinely think I rate attractiveness by how cute I think they’d look with a fever.

crazy when someone goes out of their way to try to enunciate through a stuffy nose but it just casts spotlights on the wrong sounds

There is probably some reason for this that I’m too tired to properly articulate, but I looooove the concept of summer colds that are noisy and gross and can’t be contained at all in the heat and humidity, and winter colds that can be muffled and tucked behind scarves and sweater sleeves

Going feral over voices that sound so nasal and congested.. their m’s and n’s sounding like b’s and d’s… and when they sniffle its just a tight squeak but their nose is so sensitive from their cold or allergies that it still makes them sneeze 😩

hey let’s talk about a soft “oh, bless you baby”

someone who always sneezes more than once, for whatever rhyme or reason, uncharacteristically sneezing only once — subsequently squinting suspiciously and hazily at some middle distance, not because they feel the next sneeze coming, but because they don't.

A sickie who isn’t that sick but is playing it up because they want to be doted on and babied by their partner who has an especially soft spot for them whenever they’re sick

Somebody not realising they even need to sneeze until right in the middle of their sehhntehHH...

A person with a really sensitive nose sneezing from the smoke released when you watch fireworks up close

Sneezing and wheezing... labored hitching breaths to uncontrollable sneezes... whining and panting breaths in between... they have to pinch their nose shut just to catch their breath

just havin a little thought about how frequently some people need to blow their nose. like, they have to or else they Cannot continue, or concentrate on anything. maybe they even get kinda bitchy or mopey if they don't. it doesn't matter that it's a temporary reprieve. it just has to happen either way. :')