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Iâm currently in a Hazbin Hotel hyper-fixation, especially with the character Vox, so this blog is very Vox-centric. Yes, I absolutely enjoy seeing Vox suffer from something as simple and uncontrollable as sneezing (and no, I donât care if he doesnât have a physical nose, we can pretend!).
Iâm currently in a Team Fortress 2 hyper-fixation, especially with the character Spy.
I enjoy reading original fics featuring male original characters sneezing, as well as fics based on or about my favorite characters!
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Godddd I need a fic where C/aine gets infected with a virus that makes him feverish and delirious and it makes him even more anxious abt the others abstracting. He falls asleep at his desk or somewhere else uncomfortable, one of the others finds him, and they bring him to their room. He wakes up and thinks the ceiling lights or smth are abstracted eyes for a sec until he realizes heâs in someoneâs room. Or he wakes up from a nightmare and sheepishly asks P/omni if he can stay with her for a little while bc he doesnât want to be alone.
Give me the circus glitching out whenever C/aine sneezes and he gets worried that heâll accidentally hurt the others and isolates himself
Or (spoilers below)
Someone finds Caine asleep and brings him into Jaxâs tent bc itâs dark and comfortable in there, but he panics when he wakes up and sees Jax bc he thinks sheâs is one of the others. Jax is very confused, bc this may be the first time sheâs seen Caine since he got deleted.
I'm definitely not the first to have this thought but today I can't stop thinking about TADC Caine getting a virus and sneezing for the first time and having his little AI mind blown because HOW AM I DOING THAT, I DON'T HAVE A NOSE?!?!
The circus glitching every time he sneezes.
Kinger: I don't know what is going on, or HOW is going on, or WHY is going on... O_o
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Welp, I'm finally ready to contribute something here. This is my very first attempt at making a snz fic, so I apologize if it's not quite up to standard, but hey.
This is loosely based on those prompts about using contagion to "knock someone down a peg," particularly an authority figure.
AO3 version
D/elta/rune s/pamt/enna
Approx. 4.5k words
Summary: T/en/na doesnât take S/pam/tonâs cancellation of his next show appearance well. S/pam/ton decides he needs to learn that despite his stubbornness, the show cannot, in fact, always go on.
Contains: Sneezing (M), non-consensual contagion, some coughing, cold denial, light mess, some other standard sickfic fare
Title: Proposition Bet
After a particularly grueling drive through the city, traffic having been unusually backed up for this time of day, Spamton couldnât help giving a sigh of exasperation as he finally pulled up to the entrance to TV World. A sigh that reached a little too deep, drawing out a few small coughs from his still-aching lungs, much to his disdain.
Because of course he needed more stressful bullshit thrown on top of the already mountainous pile, so of course he just had to have woken up with a cold two days prior, tipping him over from being on edge to outright irritable. Sure, it hadnât been much worse than a mild inconvenience, gracing his routine with a one-man symphony of sniffling, sneezing, and coughing, but it was more than enough to make him want to curl up and shut it all out for at least a little while. But of course, he didnât have that luxury, and so the best he could do was avoid going on camera for the time being.
And yet, as he entered the doors to the studio, it didnât take long at all for Tenna to track him down, tail lashing furiously on approach.
âSpamton!â He snapped, âYouâre late! Where the heck have you been?!â
On instinct, Spamton stiffened defensively. âLate for what?I already told you Iâm not doing the show tonight, Tenn, Iâm just here to do paperwork. Didnât you get my email?â
Tenna visibly bristled at that, looking a little flustered as he took on a defensive posture of his own. âIâno, how would IâŚ? Uh, I mean, I couldâve seen it if I wanted to! But you⌠you shouldâve just called like a normal person!â
Spamtonâs eye twitched as he glared up at him. Okay, maybe he should have done that, too, but he wasnât about to admit it. He was not in the mood for this right now. âHow is it my fault if you ignore my perfectly good method of communication? Sounds like you need better management around here.â
Tenna grit his teeth, baring his fangs at him. âIs that what you think?!â
Spamton could see the argument coming from a mile away. May as well take matters into his own hands. âCome on, we are not doing this in the hall.â
With no further warning, Tenna tensed in surprise as Spamton reached out to tug at his suit, dragging him somewhat successfully towards the nearest dressing room. In a flurry of movement, he swung open the door, ushered the two of them inside, and promptly shut it again with a resounding slam!
âHey, hey, watch it!â Tenna growled.
âYou watch it!â Spamton snapped in return, though he had to pause to cough a few times with the rise in volume. âWhat⌠whatâs your problem tonight, huh?!â
âMy problem?â Tenna huffed. âThe showâs ruined is my âproblem!â You shouldâve done things the right way and called instead of walking in less than an hour before weâre supposed to go on air! I had no idea where you were!â Another half-sigh, half-growl of frustration escaped him. âWhy are you even trying to cancel, anyway? What could possibly be more important right now?!â
âIf youâd read my email,â Spamton rasped, âyouâd know I already told you Iâm sick. If itâs such a big deal, why donât you just grab a temp replacement?â
Tenna looked offended by the suggestion. âItâs too short notice now! Argh, forget it! Weâll have to push the whole thing back at this rateâŚâ He ran a hand over his screen in frustration. âUnbelievable⌠Spam, you know how important tonight is to me! Why didnât you just tell me what was going on earlier? We couldâve made it work, but now the ratings are gonnaâŚâ He held a hand up to his head in distress.
Spamton raised a brow. âI tried.â âŚWell, sort of. âWhy do you even care about postponing one show if the ratings are doing s-soâhhihâso well?â He sniffled sharply, hoping to dispel the sudden tickle in the back of his nose.
Tenna managed to bristle even more. âTh-they are doing well! Fantastic, even! No thanks to you, anyway!â
Right. So this was how he wanted to play it, huh?
âYeah? Why donât you come down here and say that to my face?!â
Tennaâs expression twitched hesitantly, as though he were deliberating whether to backtrack or double down. However, the latter option seemed to win out as he took the bait and leaned down, the soft glow of his screen encompassing Spamton with its warmth.
âLet me make it clearer for you, then,â he hissed. âThe ratings are fine without you.â
Spamton scowled back at him. The words stung on the surface, but deep down, he knew Tenna was full of it. That was one of the rockier foundations of their relationship, heâd foundâneither of them wanted to admit the other was right. It was infuriating, but at the same time, he couldnât help taking in how intoxicating it was when he got like this. How cute it was that he thought he had the upper hand.
In a flash, Spamton reached out and grabbed him by the tie, pulling him an inch closer. By now, the tickle heâd felt not only hadnât gone away, but had blossomed into a nigh-unstoppable itchâone that he was too worked up to pay much notice.
âOh, yeah?! Then w-whyy⌠hhhâhehhâhehtâSHIEWW!!â
With little more warning than one fast, hitching breath, Spamton hadnât had time to turn away before the sneeze escaped him, catching Tennaâs screen with a generous, arcing spray. He flinched slightly, trying to pull away, but was held fast by the tie tightening around his neck in the attempt, too stunned to move any further.
Whoops. Spamton stared at him in dismay for a brief momentâit had genuinely snuck up on him, but now that the moment had already passed, he couldnât help eyeing the way the droplets on his screen amplified the colorful pixels underneath the glass, glittering in an attractive display of color. It was almost too perfect; even in this messy state of shock, he was frustratingly irresistible.
Fuck itâmay as well go all in now. See how he likes being knocked down a peg.
Spamton pulled him in close again, drawing him into a deep, confident kiss.
âMmfâŚ?!â
Again, Spamton pulled tighter, commanding his every move as he ran his lips over Tennaâs, running his tongue near the back of his throat and across the roof of his mouth, making sure to cover as much surface as possible before finally backing out, a thin string of contagious saliva visible for just a second after they separated.
He let go then, allowing Tenna to stand at full height again as he wiped desperately at his mouth.
âW-what the fuck, Spam?!â He spluttered. âWhyâd youâŚ?! Ughâwhereâs the Windex when I need itâŚ?â
âSnff. There,â he said with a crooked, mischievous grin, âyou want to act all high and mighty? Letâs see how you fare with this, then.â
âIâI donâtâth-thatâs notâŚ!â Tennaâs screen tinted ever-so-slightly pink, likely in a state between being flustered by the kiss and angered by his gall. âNoâyou know what? Itâs fine! It doesnât even matter!â He put on a smile, though it was definitely one of his fake, strained onesâSpamton had seen it enough times to catch a glimpse of that telltale twitch with ease. âIâm a professional, after allâIâm TV, and TVâs nothing if not resilient! Heck, I bet I wonât even get sick!â
âReally, now?â Spamton raised a brow. Tenna was obviously just trying to save face, but if he wanted to keep pushing, then heâd happily push back. âAnd how much do you wanna wager on that, hotshot?â
âFive-thousand points, easy,â Tenna answered, raising his head up in confidence.
Seriously? Heâs actually gonna run with this? Well, it wasnât like he had anything better to do for the next few days. Some forced downtime might do Tenna some good, anyway.
âFine, but donât come crying to me when you go bankrupt.â
âDonât worry,â Tenna said, his expression widening into a smile, âyou know by now that TVâs too big to fail!â
Spamton rolled his eyes. Weâll see.
--
Twenty-four hours later, plenty of time for their tempers to cool, and Spamton was finally feeling like he was on his way to kicking his cold to the curb. There was still a residual tickle in his throat, but at the very least, he felt like he could breathe normally again. Regardless, the next show had been delayed until tomorrow night, so he had the rest of today to continue catching up on administrative work.
And, if he remembered correctly, that included a meeting with an investor alongside Tenna that was coming up within the hour.
Having grown tired of the seemingly endless paperwork anyway, heâd stepped away from his desk in his personal room granted to him within the TV studio and was currently headed towards Tennaâs office. With how close it was to the scheduled start of the meeting, he figured he must be in the area.
Sure enough, as he rounded the corner that would take him there, he spotted his partner standing not far from his office door, speaking with what appeared to be several other TV World employees. As he approached, he could pick up on what sounded like the end of the conversation.
"Mhmm... yes, good. Make sure everything's set up for tomorrow, got it? Tha-a-nks, guys," he said, his voice crackling with a peculiar touch of static towards the end. Tenna cleared his throat before nodding and sending them on their way.
This was about to be the easiest 5k of Spamton's life.
Walking up to him, Spamton put on his most casual of grins.
"Hey hey, Cathode! And how are we feeling today? We still got that phone meeting coming up in a few minutes?"
Tenna turned to him with a bit of a start, but quickly readjusted himself.
"Oh, Spamton! Yesâfeeling like a million bucks, as usual! Haha!" He smiled back, though it was as strained as ever despite his best efforts. "Ahâthe meeting! Right! Guess we should probably get going on tha-a-t, huh?" He paused to clear his throat again, and for just a split second, he brought his gloved hand up to rub at the underside of his nose, bringing it back down just as fast as though he were afraid of being caught doing it.
"Uh-huh. You gonna invite me in, then, or are we gonna just stand here like a couple of tools?"
"Oh, uh, right." Tenna moved over a little to open the door to his office. "Sorry. Come in."
With no further hesitation, Spamton strolled in with Tenna right behind him. It didn't take long for him to pick out a spot in front of Tenna's desk where he'd be audible to the investor they were supposed to be meeting with over the phone. He leaned quite a bit back in his chair, raising his hands to rest them behind the back of his head. Tenna followed suit, taking up his own place at his desk, though he shifted a few times as if he couldnât get comfortable.
Could just be nerves. That, or heâs not gonna last even ten minutes. Either way, Spamton felt a little sorry for him, but there was no turning back now.
As they settled, Tenna reached forward to grab the cup of water sitting on his desk and took a quick, brisk sip.
"Should, uh... should be any minute, now," he said. "I think theyâ"
BRRING!
âOh!â His antennas perked at the sound. âThat must be him!â
âGreat,â Spamton replied unenthusiastically. Letâs get this over with, I guess.
With that, Tenna answered, putting the fellow Addison investor on the other side on speakerphone.
âŚAnd the moment he began speaking, Spamton ceased paying any sort of attention to their words. A greeting was given, that much he was sure of, but beyond that, he was finding it surprisingly difficult to focus on anything more. Not when what was happening in front of him was so much more entertaining.
A few minutes into the conversation, and Tennaâs screen looked faintly⌠fuzzy? It was subtle, but if one knew what they were looking for, it was there: a thin, vertical stripe of static had formed across the center of his screen, distorting it ever-so-slightly as it teased at the pixels underneath the glass.
ââŚSo, we were thinking of slotting that in on Thursday evenings,â Spamton heard the investor say. âHow does that sound to you guys?â
âThursdays?â Tenna echoed. âOh, y-yeah, that shâhhould⌠hhâhuhh⌠snnff,â he trailed off momentarily, sniffling against the sudden hitch in his breath. And yet, in response, the static only grew fuzzier, more irritating. âThat should be⌠fiâhhine⌠HahhâHahâHah'TSSHHIEW!!â
His head snapped forward as heâd started to raise his arm, but the sneeze slipped out faster than he could cover it.
âSnnfff. Guh⌠S-sorry, I was saying that should workâŚâ
Spamton watched in fascination as the static flickered across his screen, the first stripe joined by a second, even fuzzier one. It seemed that hadnât been nearly enough to satisfy whatever itch was building up.
âQuite alright, sir,â said the voice on the other end of the line. âNext, we were looking intoâŚâ
As before, they quickly faded into the background as Spamton found himself mesmerized by Tennaâs own futile attempt to focus on their words. His nose had begun twitching faintly as he fought against the rising staticky sensation that was surely spreading through it, desperately trying to suppress it through sheer will alone.
But if Spamton had learned anything during his brief time with this cold, it was that that was nothing less than an impossibility.
Soon enough, Tennaâs breathing resumed its rebellion against him. âH-hhâŚ! Snf⌠h-hehâehâTZSSsh! âŚnâGXCht!!â Two more, one for each stripe, this time muffled somewhat by the crook of his arm despite the second one looking like it caught him off guard. âNghâŚâ
âBless you,â Spamton chimed in, not moving from his relaxed position across from him.
Tenna eyed him warily with another sniffle, but didnât get the chance to say anything before the investor spoke again.
ââŚSorry, is this a good time?â
âYes!â Tenna said, snapping to attention. âYes, sorry, Iâmb just ndot feeling veryâŚâ He glanced at Spamton again.
Go on, Cathode, he thought, not bothering to hide the conceit glimmering in his eyes. Show us all how easy it is to just âpush through it,â why donât you?
ââŚUh, itâs just allergies,â he finished, his tone wavering a little.
ââŚRight. Well, moving on, we wanted to discuss the ratings weâve been seeingâŚâ
As he listened, Tenna took another generous sip of his water, then another, likely hoping to soothe the burning in his throat that, if Spamton recalled correctly, he should definitely be feeling by now. However, it wasnât long at all until his screen was already looking fuzzy again, though this time, it was the whole thing. It was still faint, but the layer of static had overtaken it, the white glow appearing wobbly and distorted as the static danced across it, prickly and ever-teasing. Spamton could practically feel the irritation just by looking at him, and he felt a flicker of sympathy then.
Tenna evidently couldnât help running a hand under his nose a few times, the motion desperate and frantic as though the rubbing would quell the growing storm. Unfortunately for him, it only seemed to spur it on, and with the next sniffle, his breath hitched aggressively.
He managed to stifle a few against the back of his hand, but each time he did, the static only hissed more furiously, demanding to be satisfied. The itch behind it was roaring to life, blooming until it had filled his nose to the brim with its ticklish display.
Meanwhile, the voice on the phone had gone temporarily silent, and when they broke it, Spamton thought they sounded rather annoyed.
And with that last one, Tenna froze in alarm, his antennas standing on end as a generous pool of snot connected with the back of his glove. He hadnât pulled it away yet, but Spamton could just make out the glistening shine of moisture underneath his nose rapidly seeping into the fabric.
He stood abruptly, placing his other hand on his desk, panic visible in his screen as it flickered anxiously. âIâIâmb sorry, Iâll be right backââ
âShould be some tissues in the righthand cabinet,â Spamton called after him as he turned tail, fleeing to the far side of the office. As he watched him frantically rummage through his belongings for something to save him from his own mess, he thought he heard someone speaking to him.
ââŚSpamton, sir? Anyone? Hello?!â
Ahâthere it was again. The investor was still trying to talk to him. Too bad he hadnât been paying a lick of attention.
âOh, shitâI mean, yeah, sorry, whatâd you say?â
They gave a very pointed, very frustrated sigh, the sound crackling a little through the receiver. ââŚHow about we pick this back up next week?â
Tenna, now with tissue in hand, paused mid-blow, interrupting the sickly gurgling sound heâd been making. âWhaâwait! Wait, Iâb still here, we canââ
âLook,â they continued despite his pleading, âthe two of you clearly arenât at your best today, for whatever reason. Iâve got some other important matters to attend to; Iâm sure you understand.â
âWait, pleaseââ Tenna started, but the strain on his voice just left him to cough a few times instead.
Click.
Well, shit.
âSorry, Cathode,â Spamton said. âBut, hey, if itâs any consolation, pretty sure that guy was tryinâ ta screw us over anyway. We dodged a bullet, if anything.â
Tennaâs antennae were drooping as he stared back at him, and he took a moment to wipe at his nose one last time before discarding the crumpled tissue. âDoesnât matter. We needed the money, bullet or not.â He sighed, then forced himself to hold back another light cough. âForget it. I have work to get back to.â
Spamton raised a brow at that. âWork?â Seriously, whatâs it gonna take to get this guy to slow down for once? âDonât you think you should, I dunno, rest first? Maybe take it easy for the rest of the day?â
Tenna hesitated, then seemed to recompose himself, taking on that same classic look of overconfidenceâthough with just a little scrutiny, Spamton could see that underneath it, he looked rather tired.
âWhat? Hahaândo, why would I do that? Thereâs still so much to be done around here!â He smiled slightly. âIâb fine, really! Snf.â
Now it was Spamtonâs turn to sigh. This goddamned idiotâŚ
As much as he admittedly adored his enthusiastic, often oblivious attitude, it was less cute in this case and more exasperating. âTenn, if this is about the bet, I donât actually care that much. If you feel like youâre getting sickââ
âI said Iâb fine!â Tenna responded, raising his voice into false liveliness. âLike I said, itâs probably just allergies! Iâmb resilient, remember?â
Desperate is more like.
âFine, fine. You wanna be stubborn and run yourself down before the show tomorrow? Be my guest. Iâll be doing paperwork in my room till then.â
Tenna merely stared at him, seeming almost disappointed by his response. âOh⌠right.â He lowered his gaze, then muttered, âUgh⌠I ndeed new gloves.â
I could take your old ones off you. The thought crossed Spamtonâs mind for a split second before he shoved it back down as fast as possible, hoping his face hadnât noticeably reddened in that time.
With a recomposing shake of his head, he then rose from his chair to move to the other side of Tennaâs desk. Already knowing where to go, he opened the second drawer down to retrieve a fresh pair of the same white gloves that he apparently kept well-stocked at all times.
âHere,â he said, tossing them casually.
Despite his dulled senses, Tenna managed to catch them without too much trouble. âUh⌠thanks.â
âAnything else? You know, before you end up passing out in the hallways?â
He perked up a little. âNdot happening, Spam. Iâve been through marathons on nothigg but coffee and mints before. This is nothinâ.â
âThatâs⌠not something to brag about, Cathode.â
âSays you.â
Spamton sighed. There really was no reasoning with him, it seemed.
With that aside, he began heading towards the door, preparing to leave Tenna to his own reckless desires. However, as he moved closer, he couldnât help the twinge of pity that ran through him. Yes, he was still being stubborn and difficult⌠but at the same time, he really was just trying to keep everything around here afloat, wasnât he? The stress had been getting to him lately, hence last nightâs confrontation. As much as he wanted to pretend things were okay, it had gotten to the point where even Spamton couldnât ignore it anymore.
That, and the fact that it was technically Spamtonâs fault that he was feeling testier than usual at the moment, was enough to further soften his heart towards his costar.
ââŚOh, by the way, I was gonna grab something to eat from the Green Room first. You want anything?â He offered.
Tennaâs shoulders visibly sank as he dropped his expression. âNah, itâs okay, Iâmb⌠ndot hungry. Just waterâs fine.â
He immediately tensed up again. âN-ndo! Itâs just⌠the humidity! Itâs been off in this room all day! I keep telling Mike to get it fixedâŚâ
ââŚSure, Tenn. Whatever you say.â In truth, he did want to stay, to do what he could to make him feel better, even if only by gently pushing him in the right direction. But it wasnât like he could force him to slow it down. If he wasnât going to help himself just yet, there was little Spamton could do about it.
Well, he knows where to find me when heâs ready to pay up one way or another.
--
Several hours later, somewhere around four or fiveâheâd lost track by nowâSpamton had nearly fallen asleep at his desk, almost bored to an early grave by the never-ending stack of papers that had greeted him. Soon enough, though, he found himself jolting back into alertness as he heard a knock at his door.
âMmhâyeah, come in!â
Slowly, the door creaked open and, after a momentâs hesitation, Tenna appeared as he shuffled his way inside. It took Spamton a second to rub the bleariness from his eyes, but once he did, he saw that when he spoke, Tennaâs gaze was lowered away from him.
ââŚYou won.â
ââŚI what now?â Spamton asked, blinking in confusion.
Tenna looked up at him, and immediately, the dark lines on his screen under where his eyes would be if he had any indicated the he was exhausted.
âYou won,â he repeated, his voice low and raspy. âI feel awful.â
Ah. On the one hand, Spamton had to hand it to him: it was impressive that it had taken this long for him to admit it. But on the other, with how terrible he simply lookedâtail and antennas drooping, a noticeable redness to the edges of his nares, and the aforementioned exhaustion, to name a fewâhe felt pretty guilty about the whole ordeal.
Yes, he looked terrible⌠and also deeply, wonderfully attractive in this vulnerable state of misery, much to Spamtonâs dismay.
Kind of wish heâd caught this first so I could catch it from him insteadâŚ
âŚAaaand, that was another thought heâd have to shove deep down for another time. Right now, Tenna needed a different kind of attention.
ââŚYeah, Iâll bet. Câmon, you can lay down in my bed for tonight, okay?â
Tenna seemed offput by the suggestion. âBut⌠but whad about y-hhou⌠huhhâhhâtCHHXT! HhâhhT! ...HihâtCHUU!â The sneezes tore through him without mercy, and he coughed a few times after for good measure. âSnrrk. NnghâŚâ
Spamton flinched at how much worse he sounded compared to a few hours ago. Congested to hell and back, for starters.
âDonât worry about me, Cathode. Youâre the one who looks like theyâre gonna keel over any minute now.â He got up from his desk and approached Tenna, reaching out to hold onto his elbow with a gentle touchâone heâd usually reserve only for special occasions. But this, he decided, was one that most definitely called for it. âThatâs it, letâs get you to bed.â
ââŚâKayâŚâ
Thankfully, Tenna didnât try to fight him as he guided him forward, leading him to the soft, red sheets that awaited him. However, as he began to settle in, Spamton couldnât help noticing how much he seemed to be trembling⌠and then, he realized how warm he felt under his touch. He was pretty warm normally, so he hadnât noticed at first, but now that he was paying more attention, there was definitely nothing normal about it.
Not tremblingâheâs shiveringâŚ
âAw, Tenn⌠I warned you about getting run down, didnât I?â Spamton let out a small sigh as he reached out to brush his hand against the casing surrounding his screen. âLooks like youâre getting hit harder than I was. Youâre running a fever.â
Tenna did his best to tilt his gaze up at Spamton while laying against the pillow, leaning ever-so-slightly into the touch. âOh⌠then, whad aboutâŚ?â
Spamton shook his head. âWeâre cancelling the show. Right now, you need to rest, got it?â
He looked away again, and Spamton felt his heart lurch at how small he seemed. It couldnât have been by more than a foot or so, but he mustâve shrunken in size just before heâd come in, likely weighed down by his emotions after heâd finally accepted them, and even now he was losing a few inches more.
ââŚHey, Spam?â
âYeah, Tenn?â
ââŚâM sorry âbout yesterday. Shouldnâtâve snapped at youâŚâ
His heart managed to somehow drop even further in his chest. ââŚItâs okay, Tenna. I was kind of being a dick. So⌠I guess Iâm sorry, too.â The word didnât come easily to him most of the time, but for once, it slipped out with little resistance.
Tenna remained quiet for a moment, but after a few more seconds, he made some sort of motion with his right arm, rifling through his suit jacket in search of something. Without glancing back up at Spamton, Tenna was suddenly holding out his wallet, practically shoving it against his chest.
âUh⌠what are you doing?â
âI told you,â Tenna rasped, âyou won. Take it.â His voice began to break even more. âJust take itâtake all of it. I donât even care anybmoreâŚâ
âTenna⌠Iâm not taking your wallet.â
He simply whined in response, though he didnât lower his arm.
âGeez, youâre overdramatic when youâre feverish, huh?â Spamton sighed again. âAlright, alright, fine. If youâre gonna be stubborn about it, then Iâll take it, but Iâm gonna use all your money to buy you medicine, deal?â
*snz-kink content, please do not rb to non-kink blogs*
Fandom: D/eltarune S/pamT/enna
Length: ~5.5k words
Summary: T/en/na snzfic based on the static buildup headcanon posts. The excess static from being sick causes a seemingly endless cycle of sneezing and misery, until S/pamt/on finds a way to help ease it.
CW: Sneezing (M), cold symptoms, mentions of contagion, brief themes of public humiliation, a moderately suggestive massage (nothing outright explicit)
Extra notes: I'm sure I have a long way to go with my snz spellings, but I think I've improved a lot since the last one :) This also includes stuffy talk, although I half-assed it because even though I love reading it, I hate writing it myself. Overall, this one's still quite tame, but I'm hoping to branch out from that eventually!
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As usual, the TV studio was bustling with activity by the time Tenna arrived backstage. The place had been livelier than ever the whole week, what with the schedule for TV Time filling up their calendar, and at Tennaâs direction, his crewmembers were keeping busy with the ever-changing lighting and the increasingly eccentric stage props. Now that the show was really taking off, both he and his co-star Spamton had hardly gotten a break from the hectic life of showbusiness.
But as much of a dream come true as it was, he was also completely exhausted.
Tenna hadnât been feeling his best right from the get-go when heâd woken up this morning with a scratchy throat and a persistent sniffle. In hindsight, it probably shouldâve been obvious: having a one-on-one interview segment for the show with an interviewee who was blatantly sick with a streaming cold was, perhaps, not the smartest of moves. But the Addison CEO heâd invited on was a big household name, and with the rate that they were upsizing, they simply couldnât afford to reject the views it would bring in, so Tenna had endured exposing himself to the cold-ridden air between them for an hour straight.
Heâd hoped to avoid ending up the same as him later in the week, and for a little while, it had seemed like heâd succeeded. In the time since the show finished on Monday, Tenna had taken every opportunity he could to rest as much as his busy schedule would allow, though of course, it still left much to be desired.
For the first few days, heâd felt perfectly peachy as his efforts seemed to pay off. That is, until this Thursday morning had finally come along, bringing with it a slight tickle behind his screen that signaled the first of what would inevitably become the early stages of his cold.
It wasnât that bad, though. Heâd suffered through so, so much worse over the years, and if there was anything heâd learned from them, it was that the show must alwaysgo on!Â
Speaking of, Spamton was approaching him now, holding various looseleaf scripts in one hand.
âAh, there you are, Tens! You ready for the show or what?â
Instinctively, Tenna perked up at the mention of his professional obligations. He had to keep his posture looking good for the cameras, after all! ââCourse I am!â
Spamton nodded. âGreat, because Iâve finally got everything sorted with the sponsors. Iâm gonna keep it real with you, Cathodeâyou are so lucky you donât have to deal with these guys nearly as much now that you have me.â
Tenna chuckled at that. âIt is nice to outsource the words from our sponsors!â He paused to clear his throat then after his voice came out a bit rougher than heâd intended.
Spamton raised a brow. âYou good? Need to do some vocal warm-ups first?â
âAhâno, Iâm alright. Throatâs just a little dry from giving stage directions all morning. You know how it is,â he said with a shrug and a definitely-not-forced grin.
âMm-hmm. Speaking of dry, have you read these trivia questions?â Spamton smacked his stack of papers with the back of his other hand. âHere, get this: theyâre claiming that the 1993 Cungadero is more powerful than the 1987 model.â He scoffed incredulously. âSeriously, who wrotethese?! Everyone knows the newer one gets less horsepower than the â87!â
âOh, yeah, everyone,â Tenna said, having no idea what Spamton was talking about. Todayâs trivia show had been written by their sponsor tie-in, a car manufacturing group of some kind from the city. Spamton knew how to be appeasing when it came to working with them, but given his⌠particular interests, he was perhaps just a little more confrontative this time around.
Suddenly, his antennas pinged with an incoming message. Reaching up to the side of his head with a jolt, he heard Mikeâs voice speaking to him through their channel:
âHey, Tenna, weâre all set over here. Ready to go?â
âYep, all good! You can go ahead and get everything started. Thanks, Mike!â
âGot it. Youâre both on in five.â
Clearing his throat again, he glanced down at Spamton. âShall we?â
--
Normally, Tenna felt perfectly at home basking in the glow of the stage lights, their bold intensity complimenting his pale complexion and vividly red-and-yellow outfit. But for whatever reason, the moment he stepped into their harsh rays, he could only feel a sense of discomfort. They were much too warm and bright, so much so that he visibly flinched as soon as theyâd washed over his screen.
Ah, wellâheâd have to remind Mike to check for any calibration or wiring issues later. For now, he had an introduction to get through. With Spamton by his side, Tenna took a deep breath, held up his mic, and let the opening lines flow through him.
âGooood evening, ladies and gentlemen! As always, Iâll be your lovely host for tonight, and joining me as our wonderful cohost is the just-as-lovely Spamton G. Spamton!â
âPlease, Ant, youâre too kind,â Spamton spoke into his own smaller copy of the standard TV Time microphone, an edge of exasperation to his voice given Tennaâs tendency to overdo it with the praise.
Nevertheless, Tenna continued with enthusiasm. âWeâve got a great show lined up for you this time, wihithh⌠a-hem, with tonightâs special guests!â
Out of nowhere, an utterly irresistible tickle had settled itself deep inside his nose, drawing out a breathy hitch midsentence that he couldnât have stopped if heâd tried. No problemâheâd take care of it in between lines. A slight pause, and he reached up to scrub at his nose as subtly as possible, taking no more than a second before lowering his hand again.
âŚApparently, that was a huge mistake.
The very moment his glove had brushed up against his screen and under his already sensitive nares, he could feel the prickle of static electricity spread into the fabric, elevating the offending itch into the beginnings of a storm.
âIn just a-huhh⌠snff, a few moments, weâll be introducing our c-contesthhants⌠hihhâihâTSSHuhh!â
In a mad panic, he scrambled for the handkerchief folded securely in his front suit pocket, managing to retrieve it and turn away from the cameras just in time to muffle the sneeze that escaped him. He breathed a half-sigh of relief; guess that was taken care of.
Only now that the white, silky fabric of the handkerchief, one corner embroidered with âT.V. Timeâ in bright red thread, was right up against his screen, he was finding that even the slightest of movements was sending that same fuzzy feeling of static cling across his face, tickling the inside of his nose all over again.
Focus, youâve got an intro to get through!
Unfortunately, it seemed like his nose had other plans. He didnât even manage to get through his next breath before the fit took over him entirely.
Each and every one was just as unsatisfying as the last, stifled harshly into the cloth and exacerbating the itch as the storm only seemed to grow. Sparks flashed from the tips of his antennas, sending an additional shudder through his body with each sneeze and making his microphone crackle slightly, prompting a startled look from Spamton beside him.
He didnât speak aloud, but a pointed glare and rise of his brow sent him a clear message: What the hell is going on?
Tenna made an attempt to pull the fabric away, but it was immediately apparent that that wasnât a good idea. Already, his nose was streaming like a faucetâhe couldnât move it yet, but leaving it meant that the staticky prickle wouldnât go away, either.
His gaze darted nervously towards the cameras, the stare of the lenses piercing him. Shitâhe had to think of something, quick.
âAhh⌠a-actually, folks,â he began, still desperately holding the handkerchief up to his screen, âbefore we introduce our lovely contestants, we have a quick w-word fromâhhâhaHâTSCHHHhâŚ! Hahhâfrom our s-sponsors!â Before the next tickle could bloom, he added under his breath, âMike, run the ads, please!â
Spamton shot him another questioning look. Since when did they start a show with ads?
Tenna could only spare him a brief glance as he backed away, flashing the âtechnical difficultiesâ screen as he turned to rush backstage, hoping heâd get the message. It wasnât a moment too soon, either, as his next breath demanded more from him, snapping his head forward with the force of each sneeze. ââŚihâGTSCHHhâ! HhhâAâKTSCHHEW!!â
With that last one, he paused to blow, doing his best to muffle the sound of it away from the audio equipment. By now, the cloth in his hand was rather soaked, much to his disdain. But by some miracle, the loss of static charge took at least some of the irritation with it, giving him a chance to breathe at last. Gingerly, he dabbed at his screen, and only a minute or so later, Tenna snapped to attention when he noticed Spamton approaching him, pushing his way through the curtains to join him in the back.
âAlright, whatâs with the sparks, Tenn? You dyinâ or something?â
âUghh⌠I think I have a cold,â Tenna groaned, wincing slightly now that the fit had torn up his raw throat. âI get all this static buildup and I cahahhnât⌠s-stop⌠nghâGXSSHHhuhhâŚ!â Another spark coiled its way up his antennas as he whipped his head to the side to catch the next one in the crook of his arm, ending it with a pitifully thick sniffle. ââŚSneezing,â he finished.
âReally, now? I hadnât noticed,â Spamton teased.Â
âMnnh⌠it just keeps coming,â Tenna complained. âUsually the excess static isnât this bad unless I have a fever, thoughâŚâ
At that, Spamton narrowed his eyes. âItâs not, is it?â
He approached then, reaching up towards Tennaâs casing as best he could. But before he could make contact, Tenna flinched away, just barely feeling the staticky prickle react to Spamtonâs feathery hand and making the soft material stand on end.
âDonâtâŚ!â He warned, coughing twice with the strain of raising his voice. âDonât get too close, itâs not safe!â
Spamton couldnât help staring at his hand in fascination. âWhoa⌠so whatever you touch gets a nice static charge, huh? No wonder you keep getting set off; you were practically burrowing your face in conductive fabric the whole time up there.â
âI guess so,â Tenna said, absentmindedly rubbing a hand under his nose and very promptly being reminded why that was a poor choice. âHhehâheH'TSSHhuhhâŚ!â
âCase in point,â Spamton said, crossing his arms. He paused then, noting the discomfort in Tennaâs expression. âMaybe just skip the covering for a bit, alright, Cathode? Wouldnât want you to short-circuit in the middle of things.â
His antennas drooped considerably. âIâll get everyone sick if I donât,â he said, dejection creeping into his tone.
Spamton sighed, raising a hand to rub at his temple briefly. âThen go home and rest, idiot. Unless you wanna be completely miserable on set for the next few hours, then go aheadâbe my guest.â
âBut⌠youâll be hosting the show alone,â Tenna argued. âI canât just drop this on you right when weâre supposed to be startingâŚâ
âAw, câmon Cathode, I thought youâd give me a little more credit than that,â he said, the corner of his mouth stretching into an amused smile. âI think I can handle a basic trivia show where the questions were all prewritten for us.â
Oh. He had a point there, Tenna supposed. But still, there was a glimmer of worry gnawing at his gut. He knew Spamton could do a perfectly fine job on his ownâhe was damn good at this, reallyâbut Tenna was normally present onstage to act as a counterbalance, and heâd already declared his disdain for todayâs sponsor. What if it was a disaster in waiting?
âI know, but are you sure? Itâsâsnffânot that bad, Iâve worked through stuff like this before,â he tried.
Spamton didnât buy it. âYeah, Iâm sure.â When Tenna failed to stop a look of disappointment from taking over his screen, his own expression softened. âHere, how about thisâif youâve got a temperature, Iâm getting Mike to ban you from the set. If not, you can keep working. Deal?â
Tenna perked up a little. He didnât feel particularly warm, and the lightheadedness was probably because he hadnât quite caught his breath yet. He was fine to keep going, and this would prove it. âAlright, deal.â
Nodding, Spamton glanced around briefly, flagging down a nearby Pippins working backstage. âYouâget us a thermometer. A glass one, not one of the digital ones with the metal tip, got it?â
With a much too perceptible eyeroll, the Pippins nodded in acknowledgement and set off, returning only a few minutes later after pillaging what was likely a very outdated and not-up-to-code medical supply closet. But it would have to do for now.
Tenna watched as Spamton took the device from them before offering it to him. âGo on, letâs see.â
Hesitantly, Tenna accepted and slipped it under his tongue, grimacing at the stale taste of it. Spamton, meanwhile, looked satisfied with himself.
âFigured the metal one would get zapped. This should work instead.â
âMmhmmâŚâ
An awkward pause, and eventually, the red-dyed liquid in the thermometer came to a halt. Tenna removed it with impatient flick of his tail, but as soon as he did so, Spamton snatched it from him.
â100.7, huh? Looks like a fever to me,â he chided.
His antennas drooped in disappointment. âIt could be worse,â he protested. âI-I can stihhillâhahhâESHHEWw!! HhhâESHCHIEWW! âŚNngh,â he moaned as another harsh tickle caught him off guard. At the same time, more electricity sparked from him greedily, threatening to jump towards the nearest piece of equipment, had Tenna not angled his head away in time.
âŚMaybe it was a good idea to turn in, after all. His shoulders sank; he was more of a liability than anything like this, wasnât he? A walking electrical hazard. Besides, heâd already managed to embarrass himself once with a fit in front of the live cameras. He wasnât eager to do so again.
Spamton shot him a sympathetic look, placing the thermometer on the table nearest to them. âYou were saying, Tens?â
âFine,â Tenna conceded with a dramatic sigh. âTell Mike Iâm calling out sick, then. You can take over. And please,â he added, âwhatever you do, do not get us sued for libel, okay?â
ââŚEhh, no promises.â
âSpamton.â
âAlright, alright, I wonât,â he said, only half-jokingly. âSeriously, donât worry about it, Cathode. Go get some restâIâll see you after the show.â
With a tiny nod, Tenna watched as Spamton headed back through the curtains now that Mike had likely run out of extra in-case-of-emergency advertisements to shove in front of their audience. For now, it seemed there was nothing more for him to do other than head back to his room.
It wasnât too far from the showroom, but Tenna struggled to keep his tail from dragging along the floor along the way. Despite having subsided a little, the itch deep in his screen was still lurking, occasionally causing it to flicker with glitchy static interference. At least he didnât have to worry about the cameras picking it up anymore.
Upon arriving, Tenna wasted no time powering on the main TV screen mounted on the wall, already tuned in to the broadcast from the showroom. If he couldnât join him, then watching Spamton perform from here was the next best thing.
Heâs doing great! Why was I even worried?
As the next hour ticked by, though, Tenna couldnât stop the returning sense of doubt that crept up on him, helpless against the way the dense fog seemed to slowly wrap itself around his mind.
âŚWas he going to be upset with him for getting sick during the show? Heâd have every right to; theyâd had everything planned all week, and Tenna had suddenly changed that plan with less than a momentâs notice.
ââŚnghâGNXSHHh! SnrrrkâughâŚâ
The tissues by his bedside were equally prone to static cling, but with how delicate they were on top of how much more congested he felt compared to even just an hour ago, they werenât setting him off quite as much. A thread of silver lining in a tapestry of misery, he supposed.
He twitched an antenna towards the screen across from him. The outro theme for the show was playingâwas it over already? It was only meant to be an hour long with commercial breaks included, so it made sense. Still, he hadnât quite realized it had been that long already.
Before the credits had even finished rolling, he jolted in surprise when a knock came from the door. Without needing an answer, Spamton pushed his way through, carrying what looked to be a mug of warm liquid, the translucent wisps of steam trailing softly above it as he approached.
âHey, Cathode, howâre ya feeling?â
âMm⌠tired,â he replied, lifting his gaze towards him.
Spamton nodded, apparently having expected that answer. âHere, I brought you this,â he said, offering him the mug with an arm outstretched. âItâs tea. Thought it might help.â
Tenna looked down at it questioningly, then back up at Spamton. âOh⌠youâre ndot⌠mad at mbe?â
Spamton raised a brow. âWhat? No, why would I be mad at you? I told you, itâs not a big deal.â
âMmm⌠still,â was all Tenna could manage for a reply. âYou did ambazing out there without mbe.â
Tentatively, he took the drink into his hands then, melting into the warmth it provided through his gloves before taking a generous sip of it. Immediately, the feeling of it sliding down his throat was nothing short of wondrous, though the relief it brought was short lived, as he couldnât help pausing to cough a few times after heâd placed it on the nightstand.Â
ââŚSorry,â he croaked.
Spamton watched him, an uncharacteristic layer of concern visible deep in his eyes. âYou sound pretty stuffed up. Not as feisty as you were before, either; you sure youâre feeling okay?â
Without waiting for an answer, he reached out again, only for Tenna to flinch away like a kicked dog just as he had the first time. âDonât⌠I told you, itâs ndot safeâŚâ
Spamton looked crestfallen, pulling his arm back in a slow, steady motion. âTenn⌠do you really go without any physical contact when youâre sick normally?â
Tenna gave him a piteous nod, much to his partnerâs dismay given that he was staring at him like heâd just told him he has six months to live. ââSâokay, Iâmb used to it,â he said with a light sniffle. âItâs ndot so bad, âcept when all the extra static makes my antennas feel really sore after a whileâŚâ
Spamtonâs gaze drifted towards them, still bent slightly out of shape now that Tenna didnât have the energy to keep them properly upright. ââŚDo they hurt right now?â
Tenna hesitated. Right now, everything felt sore and achy, and the more he focused on it, the more he could feel another tickle building inside his nose. ââŚA little,â he admitted. âIâh-hihh⌠hihtâTSHHEWW! Ow⌠SnnfffâŚâ
He hadnât bothered trying to stifle that one, wincing at the way it scraped against his throat and drew out a renewed, angry spark from his antennas. God, it was like this cold was designed to make him personally feel as wretched as possible. Heâd have to talk to Mike about setting up a strict âNO SICK GUESTSâ policy from now on.
Beside him, Spamton sighed. âHold on, I think I left the thermometer backstage. Iâll be right back.â
As before, it didnât take him long to return, though Tenna had taken to settling a little deeper into his bed in the meantime, drawn to the way it pulled him in as he shivered slightly underneath the covers. The night was still young, but already, he was exhausted, though he suspected that sleep wouldnât be very restful anyway with the constant feeling of static brimming underneath the surface of his screen.
Once Spamton was in view again, he began returning to Tennaâs bedside with the thermometer in hand. However, he slowed until he came to a halt entirely, a thoughtful look crossing his expression.
ââŚSpam? Whadt is it?â
He shook his head briefly, then finished his approach. âHere, put this in your mouth. I have an ideaâdonât go anywhere, okay?â
That would be a very difficult thing for him to do right now, but with a confused tilt of his head, Tenna humored him. âUm⌠okay.â
Half-bewildered, half-amused, he watched then as Spamton raced out of the room again, leaving him to wait a bit more patiently this time around. It wasnât like he had anywhere else to be, after all.
--
Spamton walked as fast as he physically could without breaking into a full-blown sprint towards the studioâs Green Room. If this was going to work the way he hoped it would, then what he needed was most likely somewhere around here.
As usual, he spotted Ramb stationed at the bar, and upon seeing him enter, a mischievous grin spread across his face. âFancy seeing you here at this hour, mate. What can I get ya?â
Spamton ignored him, heading straight for the electrical supplies closet adjacent to the bar and shoving his way past the door. âNot now, Ramb.â
ââŚSure, help yourself, why donât you,â he muttered behind him, though Spamton hardly heard it. He was on a mission.
âŚExcept, the more he looked, practically ransacking every drawer and unlabeled box, the further he seemed from finding what he was after. Eventually, he was made aware of the fact that Ramb was standing in the doorway watching him when he rather loudly cleared his throat.
âCan I help you find anything, mate?â He asked, his tone dripping with annoyance.
At last, Spamton looked up at him. âInsulated glovesâwhere are they? I need to borrow some.â
Ramb raised a brow skeptically. âDepends, what do you need them for?â
Spamton sighed. Always a thing with this guy. âTennaâs not feeling well. I thought they might let me help.â
To his surprise, however, Rambâs expression softened at that. âAh, I see. Now thatâs awfully sweet of you, innit? You sure youâre feeling okay, mate?â
ââŚShut up, Ramb,â Spamton growled. âNot a word of this to anyone, understood?â
Ramb chuckled. âHeh⌠donât worry, my lips are sealed.â He raised a hand then, pointing at a box underneath one of the shelves that Spamton had somehow missed. âShould be in there. Iâll even let ya keep âem; needed to restock this place, anyway.â
At his word, Spamton scrambled to open it, relieved to find that they were there, even if the yellow with black cuffs wasnât the most attractive color combination. Shoving them into his pocket without a second thought, he turned and exited the closet, already heading for the hallway. Behind him, Ramb called out once more, âHave fun!â
Spamton did his best to ignore him for a second time. He just needed to focus on getting back to Tenna.
Sure enough, he was right where heâd left him in his bed by the time Spamton returned, though he looked drowsy from the way heâd sunken into his pillow, thermometer poking listlessly from his mouth. But, as soon as Spamton approached, he seemed to perk up a little.
âAlright, letâs see,â he said as he took the thermometer back, though his heart dropped in his chest when he saw the reading. â101.8. Shitâyour fever went way up.â
Tenna didnât look nearly as alarmed, instead moving to sit up, only to find that it dizzied him. âMmn⌠think Iâve got something here,â he muttered.
Spamton followed his gaze, pulling open the topmost drawer of his nightstand to find a half-empty bottle of fever reducers. Huhâhow convenient. In a precise motion, he popped it open to retrieve two of the tablets, handing them and the still-warm mug of tea back to Tenna. âShould probably take these now, before we get started.â
âHah⌠thanks,â Tenna replied, downing them quickly, much to Spamtonâs relief. ââŚWait, start whadtâŚ?â
Spamton brandished the gloves from his pocket, slipping them on with shocking ease. âMind if I try giving your antennas a massage?â
Tennaâs casing shifted into an expression of surprise, staring at his hands as if he couldnât comprehend the idea. âHuhâŚ? But⌠are you sure thatâll workâŚ?â
That was what heâd said, but behind the uncertainty, Spamton could see that he so very, very desperately wanted it to. âOnly one way to find out.â
Slowly, delicately, Spamton leaned forward, allowing his right hand to make the gentlest of contact with the side of Tennaâs head, just barely cupping it from underneath. Instinctively, Tenna flinched, an age-old fear resurfacing within him in an instant. But Spamton held fast, and once he saw that he wasnât jerking his arm back in pain, Tenna gradually forced himself to relax.
And then, he leaned deep into his touch, a quiet sound akin to something like a whimper escaping him in response to the unfamiliar feeling. It almost hurt to see him like this, so desperate for the basic necessity of contact, especially with how sick and lonely he must be feeling. Even through the glove, Spamton could pick up on the heat radiating from himâphysically separated by the barrier of the specialized material, but still undeniably intimate in nature.
That was all he could ever really ask for, it seemed.
âLooks like itâs working,â Spamton breathed.
âY-yeahâŚâ Tenna said, giving little more than a shaky nod.
At last, after what couldnât have been more than half a minute but had felt like hours, Spamton pulled his hand away, though Tenna attempted to stay with his touch as long as possible.
âRightâcan you lay on your stomach for me, Tenn? Itâll make it easier for me to reach things.â
âO-oh, sure,â Tenna replied eagerly. It took him a second to remove himself from underneath the covers, but once heâd rearranged himself, he was laying stomach-down on the bed, his head propped up by his arms crossed overtop a pillow.
Spamton hopped up onto the bed to join him, quickly settling down next to where his head was positioned. âAre you ready?â
Though his tail flicked nervously behind him, Tenna gave a single approving nod.
Stretching his arms out to crack his joints in preparation, Spamton leaned closer and, just as gently as before, took the ends of his antennas into his palms.
Immediately, Tennaâs body shuddered as his breath hitched once, then twice. Ohâoh god, he was about to cry, wasnât he? Right away, Spamton let go.
âWhatâs wrong? Did I hurt you?â
âSnff⌠n-ndo, sorry, I just⌠canât believe anyone would do this for me,â came Tennaâs wavering reply. âEveryone always avoids mbe when Iâmb like this because theyâre afraid of getting shockedâŚâ
Spamton could feel his heart break into pieces. Oh, CathodeâŚ
âWell, Iâm not afraid of a little zap,â he declared. Then, with a wink, he added, âHeh⌠might even be kind of fun.â
Even from here, he could see the pixels of Tennaâs screen flash pink briefly, the color washing over the white pillowcase under him as he tucked his shoulders into himself. âOhâŚ! But, th-that wonât happen, right?â
âNah.â Probably, anyway.
With that, Spamton resumed his prior intention, delicately grasping his partnerâs antennas from the middle. Again, Tenna couldnât help tensing up slightly at the sudden touch, but he otherwise remained still.
Spamton hesitated. He⌠didnât actually know how to give the appendages a proper massage. They hadnât had the chance for him to really learn yet. Ah, wellâbetter to learn it on the job, I guess. How hard can it be?
Carefully, he started with a rhythmic, vertical rubbing motion, working his way ever so slowly up from the center feed point. As he did so, Spamton felt Tenna practically melt under his touch almost immediately, drawing out a deep sigh of relaxation.
But for as good as the stimulation must have felt, his body hadnât forgotten about the excess electricity built up inside him. A few seconds in, and the sparks were visible again, coiling up his antennas like serpents on the hunt. But by some stroke of luck, Spamton couldnât feel a thingâit seemed the gloves were more than sufficient to keep him safe from them.
Tenna, on the other hand, was definitely feeling it. His screen shuddered with static interference, and his next breaths hitched violentlyânot from the effort of holding back tears this time, Spamton suspected. His nose was twitching and flaring, undoubtedly battling the irritation that had returned with a vengeance.
âHh⌠hahhâhaHâESCHIEWW!â
Tenna sniffled after the first one had successfully fought its way out, though it was already obvious how ineffective that was going to be. âMmnghâSpamâŚ? Tissuesââ
âWhoops, just a sec, Cathode,â Spamton responded, briefly releasing his grip on his left antenna to reach over and grab the box of tissues off the nightstand.
The second they were within reach, Tenna grabbed one and let loose another set of three as the static transferred straight up against his nose, very quickly drenching the material and putting him out of breath. âHhtâŚ! hihâTSSCHEWW!! hhEHâSSHHiewwâ! hHHâTSCHHuhhâŚ! HahhâŚâ
âAll good there, Tens?â
âSnnnff. MhmmâŚâ
Well, that was good enough for Spamton. Gently, he resumed his massaging motions, still focusing on the center poles. Tenna relaxed again, allowing him to work the soreness out of them with slow, deliberate pressure. At this point, Spamton could tell he wasnât even trying to hold them up on his own anymore, too overcome by the feeling of relief washing over him.
As he moved up to begin working at the kinks in his antennas, a few more sparks of electricity arched angrily from them in response. With one hand pressing a barely intact tissue against his screen and the other desperately grasping at the bedsheets with his claws outstretched, Tenna was practically gasping for his next breath. âhHHâ! heHâtSHHEWWâ!â
Poor guy. On the one hand, the endless cycle of irritation from his own unique biology had to be a miserable existence. But, on the other, Spamton couldnât help savoring the way Tenna was squirming underneath him, not to mention the way he could feel his breath hitch and his body shudder with release each and every time. In more ways than one, Tenna was at the mercy of Spamtonâs delicate touchâsomething he was, perhaps, enjoying a little too much.
At last, he made his way up to the rounded tips of his antennas, taking them gently into his palms and changing to circular motions as though he were shining them. He still wasnât sure whether this was what he was supposed to be doing, but it must have been good enough given that Tenna moaned softly beneath him whether heâd meant to or not. Spamton could feel his cheeks heat up in responseâTenna, the family-friendly face of TV Time, making that sort of sound behind closed doors?
Well, it wouldnât be the first time, and if Spamton got his way, it certainly wouldnât be the last.
Eventually, as he finished dispelling the tension from the whole length of them, the static seemed to recede from his antennas, only giving off the slightest of crackles every now and then in place of full-on sparks. Tenna let out a deep sigh of relief, melting into the mattress all over again.
âMmn⌠th-thank youâŚâ
Spamton released his grip once more, backing off to give him the room to sit back up. Gradually, Tenna managed to lean against the backboard, propping himself up with a pillow behind his back. He looked exhausted, both his nose and screen were flushed pink, and he could hardly even sniffle with how congested he was after all that, but aside from those details, Spamton could tell that he was glowing a little more vibrantly than before.
Hell, even like this, Spamton could hardly take his eyes off him.
ââCourse, Tenn. Just focus on getting some rest for now, okay? You should feel better in the morning.â After heâd said it, though, Spamton couldnât help the mischievous smile that crossed his expression. âBut, on the off chance that you donât⌠we can always go for round two.â
Tenna stiffened slightly, the pink pixels darkening by one shade. As much as this cold had knocked him down, it was evidently hard to hide the excitement that phrase had brought him.
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