With that out of the way, let’s get into it, shall we?
I am in many fandoms but most of them I don’t associate with sneeze content. I’ll prob post a lot of Hazbin content. One thing I’d like u to keep in mind is that as an elder Hazbin fan I still like some of the OG ships which include:
Radio/Dust (OTP)
Cha/lasor (Prob won’t post that tho)
Static/Moth (I think that’s still a ship. Is basically canon at this point- right?)
Some other ships include:
Guitar/Spear (also an OTP up there w radio/dust)
Lu/cifer and Li/lith (do they even have a ship name??)
Ad/am and Li/lith (still in Eden (i don’t think they have a ship name either…)
I also draw sometimes if I have the motivation. I’m not the best at it but you might see some scribbles here and there. Here are some tags so I don’t have to keep adding links onto fics and art and such:
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Hi, Effyyyy! 💜💜💜 For the 3 x 3 character asks, your beloved snake boi, Si/r Pen/tio/us from hit series Ha/z/bin Ho/tel? :3
yessssssss :p
under the cut bc long
3 things I like about him (how do i pick just 3 he's perfect he's The Guy Of All Time he's the Patron Saint of Good Bois he's a chaotic little gremlin bastard but also the sweetest of cinnamon rolls)
His aesthetic. I simply HAVE to respect the vision even if the vision is dorky as all fuck (and dear god is this snake man DORKY) and like. I do tend to be very much like "waow,,,, steampunk aesthetic is cool" so of course I have a soft spot for him in that regard. Also. Being a snake in hell and changing your name to be a wordplay on "serpent" is a power move actually. (ALSO also i want his gender. penny gimme the gender hand it over cmon)
goddddd his backstory made me actually get so sad and soggy over him because like 🥺 what do you meeeeaaannnnn he was a people watcher who didn't socialise for a long time and then right when he finally found people Shit Happened he's LITERALLY ME FR 🥺🥺🥺
He's so smart he was able to invent war machines and figure out a way to broadcast from Heaven but also so stupid he picked fights with powerful overlords like Al/astor for WHAT??!! BABES DON'TTTTTT 😔 ya daft bastard wtf
3 snz/adjacent headcanons
ohohohoHO >:33333
This man, in life and in BOTH afterlives, has the constitution of a wet paper bag. Pen/dle/ton is the poster boy for the phrase "sickly Victorian man". If that long gorgeous hair of his gets damp or he's been out in the cold for a while you can probably reliably count on him waking up sniffly and with a nagging sore throat, and that tendency only worsened when Hell stuck him with a cold-blooded body
Tends to lose his voice easily if he's sick or otherwise been sneezing a lot because I feel like his sneezes are quite high-pitched and harsh enough to snap him forwards at the waist. Also, tangientially related, but I feel like even in life he had something of a whispery voice going on, though not quite as distinctly raspy as in canon (we didn't get to hear him talk in the flashback,,,,,, cmonnnn i wanna hear the excited little sounds he makes when his inventions are going well i want him to be happy)
he is abso-fucking-lutely allergic to dust you cannot tell me otherwise. yes this IS bad when he probably doesn't dust as often as he ought to and almost definitely has a shelf of old books
Honourable mention because this ISN'T a headcanon, he is canonically allergic to most animals with fur (seriously watch season 2 episode 2 of hazbin, nothing Happens but he says it and when i tell you i had to very quietly scream) (if that's ever followed up on or we get canon snz from him in general i'll fucking lose it /pos)
3 snz/adjacent prompts or scenarios
oh this'll be GOOD
During his and Baxter's "oh my god they were roommates lab partners" era, Baxter, whether intentionally or accidentally, invents some kind of non-lethal bioweapon. Maybe some kind of chemical, or a particularly vicious strain of the common cold, but either way he's going to need a test subject. And he just so happens to live with one. And my dear darling snzfucker Sir Pentious is NORMAL ABOUT IT. (you can pry kink!Pen from my cold dead hands he's sooooo cute when he gets flustered)
He shows up sick to a battle with Alastor or Cherri (or maybe both are there at the same time if he's REALLY unlucky). Alastor would leave pretty quickly because he doesn't want to risk catching whatever Pen's clearly suffering from, MISS him with that shit. Cherri, though, might go a little easier on him given that he's so off his game the fight's hardly fun (and also she feels kinda bad for him). She might offer to call a truce, bring him home make him tea. I LOVE THEMMMMM 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Sick in Heaven somehow, he misses his friends and especially Cherri, and cries over them a little (more than a little). Shivering sobs turn into shuddering hitches which in turn become desperate, dizzying sneezing fits, and he just feels miserable
Snuff was a thing in the late nineteenth century when he was alive so uhhhh. Do with that information what you will.
(had to do one heaven specific one and one when he was alive because i love him in all his forms)
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POV: your boyfriend is a sex worker and comes home complaining about a sore throat
I have a head canon that Angel is the only one Alastor won’t hurt. He refuses to lay a finger on Angel. Not that he would hurt Charlie or Vaggie, but he’s not above it.
The most Angel will get it a bonk on the head with Alastor’s staff. I was going to draw vanilla art of that but then I was like eh let’s make more art for snzblr.
Someone who allows minors is following you. Just a heads up.
Like, yes, let me just comb through a thousand followers really quick while I’m evacuated for one of the worst wildfires my state has ever had while taking care of my sister’s baby.
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I was chatting with them for a while and then saw their BIO and have since blocked them. They Dm’d me on a diff acc saying they were sorry and that they changed their bio, but still.
I DIDNT KNOW U CONSIDERED ME A FRIEND AWAWWAWAAAA <3!!!! GIUESGHESKJGHEKUJHSGIUEH UR LIKE MY SECOND FRIEND ON HERE HEHHHH
also, can I ask why no HuskerDusk asks?? I forgot if I asked on my old acc or not- (i have the memory of a gnat im sorry)
Hi!!
I had someone ask before but I think it was an anon. The short answer: radio//dust is my OTP.
The long answer: it’s just not my fav. Loser Baby was an absolute banger song, but my initial take away from it wasn’t exactly what the message was supposed to be. I unno. It just makes a me a little uncomfy considering that Angel is most likely around his 30’s and (from what I can tell anyway) Husk is around his 50’s-60’s.
There’s also just so many other ships I prefer over it. I like Radio//husk tho!!
“New adventure!! Today you will be playing “Collect the cough syrup!”
“Huh?”
“You will be put in teams of two and sent out into a jungle to find a water fall that flows cold medicine! First team to fill their bottle and return to the base wins!”
“But there’s only 5 of us without Gangle. Someone will have to be alone.”
“That’s not my problem!”
“Does anything happen if we “win?””
“The winning team won’t be given a cold.”
“That doesn’t exactly seem like the best-”
“Off you go!”
*snap*
…
“Well, at least the weather is nice.”
*starts pouring rain*
“What the !*€# ?!”
*pops in*
“I forgot to mention: if you don’t hurry to get out of the rain in a timely manner, you will get sick anyway. Toodles!”
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Since two people said “sure”, here’s my son- Bonzo.
Context behind this?? Probably something along the lines of he was at a birthday party and a little kid got him sick. I unno. Didn’t rly think it through.
