So This Exists

when a character is too cute and damp and pathetic, i take physical damage. like it hurts so good when they’re wet and miserable and dripping. i’m gonna fuckjng bite them in half

pushing someone back by the tip of their nose.

a sneezing fit that leads into a flurry of itchy little coughs and then devolves into more sneezing, and so on

pushing back the tip of a person's nose and holding a flower right against their nostrils making them deeply breath it in. You can watch their nostrils twitch quiver and flare in real time but you don't remove the flower. You want to make sure you get as much in them as possible and all that mess will keep the pollen trapped inside if you make them hold back

Woke up with a terrible sore throat. Uh oh

Heading straight from classes to urgent care this shit is crazy painful what the hell

No strep no flu no Vid. Just a virus. God damn tho this sore throat hurts like a bitch

Woke up with a terrible sore throat. Uh oh

Heading straight from classes to urgent care this shit is crazy painful what the hell