pollen queen (gender neutral)

It's been said before but someone unknowingly using a scented tissue that multiplies their need to sneeze by several orders of magnitude is HOT!!!

I get a kick out of combining my fetish with niche interests because it means i get to have wholly unique thoughts. Im the only one who’s thinking up scenarios where glup shitto would be sneezing his head off. Im the supreme leader over a kingdom of one.

I love reading about pathetic men sneezing. I love when they’re pathetic and horny and crying and squirming and embarrassed and awkward and sneezing through everything. What’s the goddamn point if he’s not a little worthless

character with a faceless full-coverage helmet fighting off a sneeze and still putting a finger under their "nose" anyway...

I love the concept of sneezing into the thing that is causing you to sneeze. You're tickling your nose with a feather duster AND you use the dusty feathers to sneeze into because they're all right in front of your nose???? Same thing with a bouquet of flowers or something fluffy that would tickle your nose like a big pile of fur or feathers. Perhaps an article of clothing with far too much perfume on it.. ouuhh. The way you'd just sneeze and sneeze and sneeze from this 😵‍💫🩷

I'm sure you are all familiar with the concept of dragons and fire manipulators sneezing flames, but I have a different take. I present to you Vapor-Lock Flu, a non-contiguous illness that only affects hydrokinetics. The disease causes severe nasal itching, chronic wet sneezes, and chills. And when I say wet sneezes, I mean they need towels instead of tissues as each sneeze is accompanied by a small burst of water

Currently have a mighty need to straddle a big strong allergic cowboy during a fit that's it that's the post

okay but when the sick and trying to deny it character has terrible, year round allergies and it WOULD be a viable reason for why they sneezing/sniffling/coughing but thwir friend/SO/whoever just KNOWS that isn't it. maybe it's the sound of it, maybe it's the frequency or the specific kind of itchy it is or whatever but they can tell there's more going on than just the usual allergies

Okay so I can’t remember if I saw this somewhere or if I imagined it, but I think I imagined it? And if not, lmk. Anyway… imagine a criminal (or hero) sneaking through the vents. It could be a heist, a spy mission, an escape. But the vents are really small so their chest is pressed pretty close to the roof of it. And it’s dusty. Sooooo dusty. And they have to be quiet. So their breath hitches and their chest keeps expanding to the top of the vent. Maybe they suck at stifling so they end up half-stifling these big, ticklish explosions. Maybe they have an ear piece in and the person on the other end keeps reminding them to be quiet but also blessing them. Maybe they let one out and it only stirs up more dust. Maybe they get caught, maybe they escape. Either way they’ll be sneezing for the rest of the night.

there's rlly smthing about a whole small group of characters who are all terribly set off and down bad with a sneezing fit (active or impending) at the same time

good catholic boy who’s just so, so allergic to incense

They should invent family members that don’t sneeze

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