Back & Blessed

Agatha All Along

Insult to Injury (Agatha, F)

As They Seem (Agatha, F)

Holiday “Drabbles”

Christmas Eve (Rio, F)

Interlude (Rio & Agatha, F)

New Year’s Eve (Pt. 1 / Pt. 2) (Rio & Agatha)

Resolution (Prologue) (Pt. 1) (Pt. 2) (Rio & Agatha)

Hide and Seek (Rio, F)

The List (Agatha, F)

Agents of SHIELD

Bless You (Bobbi)

Avengers

Salud (Natasha, F)

First (Real Vacation in Years) (Clint, M)

First (Ride on a SHIELD Jet) (Natasha, F)

Broad City

Oneshot (Ilana, F)

Brooklyn 99

Drabble 1 (Jake, M)

Drabble 2 (Almost Jake & Rosa, M/F)

Game of Thrones

Drabble 1 (Jaime, M)

Ghostbusters (2016)

First (Time Patty Loses a Bet) (Holtzmann, F)

Encanto

Stubborn Things (Bruno, M)

Apertivos

Intermezzo

Plato Fuerte

Postres (WIP)

The Umbrella Academy

Random one shot (Klaus, M)

The Wolf Among Us

Three things I like:

Band mom energy

Drummer

Silly little dude

3+3 headcanons + scenarios:

I always saw him as a natural stifler. It’s not a choice he makes, just sort of what his body does. He can and does sneeze openly and quite fiercely if something is really getting to him, and those sneezes tend to be a full-bodied affair.

Reliable morning sneezer (even when he wakes up well past noon, which happens more often than not).

Sneezing is something that is either neutral to him or a pleasurable event, depending on the day, his mood, and his level of sobriety. The higher and/or drunker he is, the more openly he enjoys it. If he’s already frustrated, then sneezing can add to it (doesn’t help that he never sneezes just once), but otherwise he has a pretty positive attitude towards it.

He appreciates a blessing/acknowledgment but doesn’t demand it (like Skwisgaar) or violently reject it (like Nathan and Murderface, who will respond with a “f*#% you” if you even try).

Classic “someone brings home a pet and someone else is allergic” scenario, with Toki bringing a cat home (or a rabid possum he thinks is a cat, he can be allergic to that too) and trying to keep it a secret. Something about Pickles just screams cat allergy to me (Charles too). I feel like he wouldn’t hide it once he realizes what’s setting him off, but would happily put up with it for Toki (and only Toki, screw those other douchebeags). And put up with it is his only option, because his tolerance is so obliterated that allergy meds have no effect on him.

The hairspray he used back when he was in Snakes and Barrels would reliably make him sneeze when getting ready for shows. He really liked one brand in particular and was willing to put up with sneezing in exchange for the volume it gave his hair.

Three things I like:

She reminds me so much of one of my really good friends who is unapologetically herself but nowhere near as problematic. 😂 This friend also happens to be a sex therapist and knows about my kink (in addition to having a few of her own).

Cute lil freak.

Unique fashion sense (see exhibits A, B, C and D)

Three headcanons

Enjoys sneezing (see: lil freak) but not in an explicitly sexual way. She’s a hedonistic weirdo so I imagine she finds pleasure in certain bodily functions.

Makes herself sneeze sometimes when she’s bored or needs to stay awake at work (or convince her boss that she’s sick and needs to go home). Her deskmate loves it. /s

She likes to exaggerate her sneezes but without otherwise making a big deal of them. Like she tends to embellish them but then continue on talking like there wasn’t just an obnoxious interruption of her own doing.

Three scenarios:

I love the idea of Ilana stumbling upon the forum and reading the posts out loud to Abbi. Maybe even joining to lurk and give her two cents as a “vanilla” and troll the old perverts.

I also imagine when she finds out people pay for sneezing content she would order some chhinkni and try to make a quick buck. Or maybe she finds out during allergy season and decides to capitalize on it (reluctantly only because fuck capitalism 😤).