I shall consume 7 litres of Milkis in 15 minutes

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks

Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted

Nature is healing

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

Are lace-makers ever struck by the realisation that all the holes were already there before they started?

Due to the craftsmanship shown in this picture, the emperor has requested that you make all of his clothes out of that exact lace.

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

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How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god

Never!

NOT EVEN IN DEATH

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

Okay but I love how “me and the boys at 2 am looking for BEANS” actually became a meme after this video.

God fucking damn it