Swag Sustains... YOLO Remains.

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

its so crazy how literally all art is evil and we need to kill all artists. good thing Miku is music and not art🩵

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

if women hold up half the sky then who holds up the other half.?

oh my god atlas i forgot about you darling

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team