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Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

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pjackk

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

pjackk

Nobodys busting hard no more

dogpuppy

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

cottoncandylesbo

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

if i was acat i wouldnt chase after the feather on the string. it would be demeaning

eebie

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

eebie

dragongirlsweetie

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

auroroboros1

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

dragongirlsweetie

it only happens with the simpsons

auroroboros1

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

dragongirlsweetie

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

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lakemojave

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

iamoutofideas

no 🛩️

transmechanicus

anotha one🛩️

itwashotwestayedinthewater

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

druidviolence-deactivated201810

beetroot?

druidviolence-deactivated201810

you want beetroot?

druidviolence-deactivated201810

you want fucking beet root?

itwashotwestayedinthewater

ingredience

sparrowthemormon

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

sparrowthemormon

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

sapphire-wine

princess-of-phyresis

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

bippus

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

sagehole

we love to applaud performative masculinity

bippus

I was a stoic

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vermilionstarlight

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

sistertaxon

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

sreegs

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

sreegs

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

sreegs

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

communist-hatsunemiku

its so crazy how literally all art is evil and we need to kill all artists. good thing Miku is music and not art🩵

communist-hatsunemiku

ok so art = shit you see with your eyes like

the moaner lisa👇🏻

and music some invisible shit in the air like

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fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

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swagforbirds

if women hold up half the sky then who holds up the other half.?

swagforbirds

oh my god atlas i forgot about you darling

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