savage nobles, cultured thieves

as you can see

SO when I saw that there is a lifesize statue of him at NA fanfest, I did what any reasonable person would do when confronted with this information: I very politely and calmly emailed square enix about it

("I thought it was extremely cool" translation: I was overcome by an avariciousness not known to man until that exact moment.)

Things I added after I took this screenshot because I thought it needed more embellishment:

- I would cherish him for a thousand years

- I would use him as an interesting coat stand

- or perhaps place him in windows to deter intruders

- If I cannot buy this priceless piece of FFXIV art, get him shipped all the way to the UK, and then delivered to my tiny flat, please please pleaaaase can you make a mini version with that much detail because at least five billion of us would buy one and you would make so much money

Anyway I expect one of three things to happen now:

1) I politely get told "sorry but no" (most likely)

or

2) My email goes in the trash (likely)

or

3) "Your email made us laugh so much so as a reward for being such a humorous individual okay sure he's going to put you into debt but sure" (unlikely)

BUT

as predicted, it is the most likely outcome

square you don't understand I would have treated him sooooooooooo well, he would have wanted for nothing

but still! it is extremely funny that my message was read, passed thru at least 2 people, and the idea was entertained however briefly.

have you ever gotten so excited about something that all other thoughts get thrown out the window?

plot twist/mostly me getting so excited that i threw all other thoughts out the window:

HE WAS NEVER AT NA FANFEST

HE'S AT THE TOKYO FFXIV EXHIBIT OOPSIE TEEHEE

oh my god he's so beautiful q-q

BUT!! I AM going to tokyo when the exhibit is on! In osaka 3 hours away hurbgurghhh

🌟 Fling Forward a Light 🌟

This ceramic sculpture is for the UPwithART fundraiser supporting Unity Project London and Museum London in Ontario. :)

You can view all the work in person from April 17th-25th. This piece is up for auction to support those in the city experiencing the housing and homelessness crisis.

Link to site here

as you can see

SO when I saw that there is a lifesize statue of him at NA fanfest, I did what any reasonable person would do when confronted with this information: I very politely and calmly emailed square enix about it

("I thought it was extremely cool" translation: I was overcome by an avariciousness not known to man until that exact moment.)

Things I added after I took this screenshot because I thought it needed more embellishment:

- I would cherish him for a thousand years

- I would use him as an interesting coat stand

- or perhaps place him in windows to deter intruders

- If I cannot buy this priceless piece of FFXIV art, get him shipped all the way to the UK, and then delivered to my tiny flat, please please pleaaaase can you make a mini version with that much detail because at least five billion of us would buy one and you would make so much money

Anyway I expect one of three things to happen now:

1) I politely get told "sorry but no" (most likely)

or

2) My email goes in the trash (likely)

or

3) "Your email made us laugh so much so as a reward for being such a humorous individual okay sure he's going to put you into debt but sure" (unlikely)

BUT

as predicted, it is the most likely outcome

square you don't understand I would have treated him sooooooooooo well, he would have wanted for nothing

but still! it is extremely funny that my message was read, passed thru at least 2 people, and the idea was entertained however briefly.

quotes taken from the source