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wait til you hear about the dot on top of an 'i' or 'j'
lemme just jot this down
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i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it
wait til you hear about the dot on top of an 'i' or 'j'
lemme just jot this down

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(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you
the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user
Just started watching Disparate Housewives. No idea how all these plots are supposed to be related.
Circadian rhythm? No no, I said *Cicadian* Rhythm. I get a good night's sleep once every hundred years and spend the rest of my time screaming pointlessly
it's fucking nuts that i have claude banging out software that would take me weeks to build and there are still people saying shit like "ai can't count to five". i mean there's also the part where llms are crafting counterexamples to math conjectures that have been torturing mathematicians for eighty years. and threatening the cyber security of like the world's infrastructure.
and the thing is that it's still true that claude will make fuckass mistakes like recommending that i check out a restaurant ninety miles away from my hotel when it's helping with trip planning
so uh. future

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12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques
If you come across anyone who starts off with "Scientists don't want you to know..." you need to understand that they're lying. They're completely full of shit and working a grift.
Because they've never met or spoke with a scientist.
Scientists WANT YOU TO KNOW. Scientists want you to know SO MUCH. Scientists would be THRILLED to teach you EVERYTHING they know in EXPLICIT DETAIL. Scientists LOVE to share information and their findings and their theories. They don't want to hide anything, ever. They are SO HAPPY to share.
This goes for historians, too!
Editing an RPG is the kind of thing where you can suddenly realize you have to use "median height" instead of "average height" because of a handful of multi-AU outliers.
Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.
Spending my time productively while waiting for work feedback.
Don't ask me why I did this... my mind wanders when I spend too long on a piece. 😂
Special thanks to Gashmangla Rexum for his guide to ork slang. I feel like I didn't dumb it down enough tho. 😂
So, I saw this comic first on Discord, where the preview omits the last panel, and I think it works better that way, because it leaves part of the joke for the reader to think through.
It's got a similar vibe to the Kirby comic:
This is funnier if you omit the third panel.

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Spending my time productively while waiting for work feedback.
Don't ask me why I did this... my mind wanders when I spend too long on a piece. 😂
Special thanks to Gashmangla Rexum for his guide to ork slang. I feel like I didn't dumb it down enough tho. 😂
im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this
she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"
One of the weirdest things for me about cats is that sometimes they go into diabetic remission. One of my cats needed insulin for several months, then got better and didn't need it anymore. Magic!
If someone tells you they're a great parent and don't fuck up a lot, they're almost certainly a shitty parent.
If someone tells you they fail a lot at parenting but they try hard, or says something like "I'm not perfect, but I'm pretty sure my kid knows that I love them unconditionally", they're probably doing a good job.
I think this is true of basically all human relationships. Everyone I know that's had successful or healthy relationships has, if asked, said that they fuck up sometimes and they have regrets and they want to do better. On the other hand, the seriously abusive people usually have a long list of stories of all the fucked-up people they've been involved with, and somehow, in those stories, the faults are almost always entirely the other party's.
It sorta rhymes with the thing about the town with two barbers, and one of them looks great and the other has a shitty haircut. The one that has the shitty haircut is the skilled barber, because they got their shitty haircut from the other one.
Seriously, talk to any good parent a bit about their parenting. They'll have so many regrets, and things they wish they'd done better at. And that's why they do better -- because they can admit they need to improve.
actually I want this on my main and out of tags. to be clear, I agree with most of this post, but the part of it that's wrong feels like it could be dangerous.
a parent who says they're trying hard but failing a lot is VERY LIKELY to also be a shit parent. depending on your definition of "probably", the statement that "they're probably doing a good job" might be straight up wrong.
it is true that the worst parents say they're good parents. however, parents that are bad but not the worst often also say they're trying hard but often failing.
I'm speaking from personal experience here. my mom was physically and emotionally abusive. obviously, I would call her a bad parent. I will admit that I know a lot of people who had even worse parents but that doesn't change the fact that my mom was a pretty bad one.
and yeah she would've said that she was trying very hard and often failing. (she thought it was admirable to be a parent that doesn't hit their children. she knew a couple like that and she told me she didn't understand how they do it.)
and yeah she would've said her kids know she loves them unconditionally. which, no the fuck we didn't. well, to be fair I'm not sure about my siblings, but I certainly didn't. to this day, at 25 years old, I still feel that her love for me was very much conditional when I was a child. she says otherwise.
(I don't think she's consciously lying. I think part of it is her making a narrative of her actions that put her in a good light, which we all tend to do to some extent, especially when the actions were long ago and your memory is spotty, and part of it is just the everyday discrepancy between your intentions and your actions as experienced by others who don't have the context of your intentions.)
so you've got a part of the logic wrong op. it is true that to be a good parent you need to recognize that you can and do fuck up. but! that alone will not make you a good parent.
and if you assume someone is a good parent because they respond to that question in a reasonable way, you might miss abuse happening under your nose.
huh! i guess i'll concede that could happen. of the parents i personally know, all the ones who think they're failing are actually doing way above average, anyway.
and i will definitely say: never assume that someone absolutely cannot be being abusive. always actually check your work on that.
some of my friends visited me a while back and have since mentioned in passing they were, in addition to visiting, doing a vibe check on whether my relationship with my housemate was abusive. this is great. i am not offended, i am not hurt, i am glad they are doing this!
absolutely!
in tags, you had a comment about "above-average" parents, and abusiveness, and like.
i know a very normal guy, we're in a chat together. a few years back, his kid got hit at daycare. like, the daycare provider lost their temper and hit the kid. not super hard, but the kid commented on it.
so obviously he took a couple of days off work so he could find a new daycare place, make police reports, and so on.
and i just ... i want people to understatnd that this is a pretty normal response to someone hitting your child.
it's like the thing where when i'm around a lot of people with mental health problems and so on, they are really surprised to find that the median human has probably never in their life been actively suicidal.
i think most parents do at least one abusive thing, once, and probably catch it and feel awful about it. like, you know the thing some parents do where if they expected you at a social thing, and you stay in your room and come out later, they make some sarcastic remark about how it's nice to finally see you or whatever? someone posted once how their dad did that, and then they could see him suddenly freeze up and think, and then he said "hey, so, my dad always did that, and i hated it, and i'm sorry, i won't do it again", and did not do it again.
that's normal.
normal parents apologize to their children! normal parents consider it a big deal when their children get hurt!
the fucked up parents so many of us are used to are actually not that common. heck, my parents were... i wanna say fine, but honestly my mom was fine, my dad was sort of an asshole. like "i don't actually know why he disinherited me" kind of asshole. not a big deal for me personally, but i'm glad he didn't have a less psychopathic kid, they'd have been fucked up probably.
#yeah#it was a very surprising realization for older teen me that it is not normal to have a paralyzing fear of your parent(s) either
shortly after we acquired the kid, she was coughing around 1am, so i messaged her to ask if she was okay, and she asked if i could bring her a glass of water, so i did. and she had the most deer-in-headlights terrified look when i handed her the glass of water.
i tell normal parents about this, like, mainstream middle-class people who would never do a violence under any circumstances, and then i say something like "and in our fucked up legal system, if i ran into her bioparents in a dark alley and broke all their bones with a tire iron, *i* would somehow be considered at fault", and *they fucking laugh at it*.
i once told the same story to a seriously abusive parent and she said the story sounded nice, because it's always nice when you can do things for your child, and in her story, the child is a prop and is not having experiences and you cannot learn anything by considering why the child would be afraid, because the child isn't "afraid" because it's just a prop.
5001 being divisible by 3 doesnt feel right
Shortcuts to determine if an integer is divisible by:
This is a given.
If the last digit is divisible by 2 (a.k.a. even), then so is the whole number.
If the sum of the digits is divisible by 3, then so is the whole number. The recursivity of this means that if the sum has multiple digits, you can add them up again until you get a single digit and see if it's 3, 6, or 9.
Like the rule for 2, but check if the last two digits are divisible by 4.
If it ends in 5 or 0.
If the rules for both 2 and 3 apply.
No shortcut. Alas.
Like the rules for 2 and 4, but check if the last three digits are divisible by 8. (Yes, this pattern keeps going for 16, 32, etc.)
Like the rule for 3, but the sum of the digits (or the sum of the sum of the digits, etc.) must be 9.
If it ends in 0.
If you're curious why these work:
The basic principle is that if A is divisible by N, and B is also divisible by N, then A+B and A-B are divisible by N. So we want to split the number you're testing into a number we know is divisible by N, plus a small number that you can just look at.
2 and 5: the number is in base 10, which is 2*5. You can split the number into a number ending in zero, plus the last digit (9876 = 9870 + 6). The number ending in zero is always a multiple of 10, so it's a multiple of 2. So the whole number is a multiple of 2 if, and only if, the last digit is also a multiple of 2. (And the same for 5.)
4, 8, 16...: do the same, but split off the last n digits (9800 + 76, 9000 + 876). The number ending in n zeroes is a multiple of 10^n, so it's a multiple of 2^n. Then check the last n digits.
9: Much more interesting!
If you sum the digits of a two-digit number, what happens? You're subtracting some number of tens (whatever is in the tens place), and adding the same number of ones, which is the same as subtracting nines. If there's a third digit then you're subtracting hundreds and adding ones, which is subtracting a multiple of 99. And so on: each digit corresponds to a power of 10, so when you add it to the digit sum, you're subtracting 999... which is a multiple of 9. So the starting number is the sum of its digits, plus some multiple of 9. (This works because 9 is 10 - 1.)
And the sum of the digits has a sum of its digits, and so on until you get to a single digit. So the original number is that digit plus a big stack of nines, which is divisible by 9 only if the single digit is 9.
3: Same as 9, except at the end the single digit has to be divisible by 3, so it can be 3, 6, or 9.
All of these methods work in any other base, too--in base 16, the 2 trick works for 4 and 8 as well, and the 3/9 trick works for 3 and 5 because 3*5 = 16 - 1.
i have friends who used to nerd-snipe me. we'd go out for dinner, and if there was a wait, they'd ask me a question and then have fun waving hands in front of my face, etcetera, until i came back with an answer.
one time they did "how does casting out nines work in other bases" and it was a good five minutes before i came back with "it works with N-1 and its factors", and then i spent the entire meal trying to explain why it was obvious.
I get this is math, but why exactly is it labeled mature?!?!
my blog in particular, anyway, is tagged nsfw because i used to have an open askbox and i got a lot of kids writing in to ask whether things were abuse, and it was pretty solidly over tumblr's line for "has to be flagged NSFW for these topics". good job "protecting the children", tumblr.
it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

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Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."
Someone in a queer group in my current blue city said that they didn't like expressions of solidarity because it "diluted their oppression".
#That's what I mean when I say the foundation of feminism and queer community should not fixate on victimhood #Once you feel that our suffering is our shared experience an not our love then our suffering becomes vital to the culture #I don't want a culture where suffering is vital #I want a culture where love is celebrated #The suffering is an imposition not a prerequisite #And yeah I sure fucking hope our oppression is diluted bitch you WANT us freebasing the uncut shit???
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
The ways that exist to break this game that simultaneously do absolutely no damage to how this game functions are ASTONISHING.
Did you weaponize the chickens?
You hurt cuccoo? You hurt cuccoo like the link? Oh! Oh! Death for molduga! Death for molduga for a hundred years!