unwashed queen of the river

i drunk emailed a library last night so yay me?

learning that conservatives haven’t actually listened to the lyrics of martina mcbride’s independence day is so funny actually

i know it’s not any healthier than refusing help because it makes you a “burden” or whatever, but i tend to refuse to ask for help in general because i just don’t trust people to deliver to my expectations and i live by the adage, “if you want something done right you have to do it yourself”

this is your formal warning that i am drunkposting, if the rapid succession of earlier posts wasn’t a clue.

any country’s or culture’s folk/traditional music always makes my chest feel really tight and my throat hurt and my eyes sting a little and that’s a totally normal reaction i think

hate that 500 miles is trending right now bc my mom always played the kingston trio version and now i’m far away from home and it makes me VERY SAD AND IT’S RUDE

there’s a highland dance studio near me i keep getting ads for and i am soooo tempted to see if they have adult classes

almost got my finger trapped in a shelf so bad i thought i was going to have to yell out the window for a neighbor to call the fire department

moving really makes it obvious when you have an insane amount of one item. why am i coastermaxxing.