pretending the world isn't on fire as we speak

Fuckin yellow jacket stung me 😭

Not sure if I've shared this headcanon here, but I firmly believe Zoro grew up knowing how to sew. Because it's a useful skill! He learned to mend clothes first then learned how to sew his own wounds, y'know? Then this thought led me to think he would like crochet. He would learn it because he was stupid in a fight and broke his leg and had nothing to do while in bed/sitting so much. Before everyone knows it, the entire crew has custom scarves and blankets. Then eventually he ventures out into making plushies. His first set of plushies are probably swords lmao he'd probably pick it up very quickly because idk I think he would pick up hand hobbies fast and well ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌

Would you still be there by Of mice and men is so Zolu/Luzo coded to me it's insane 😩♥️

Fuuuuuuuuck I can't wait to be paid, I'm really hoping I can order something fulfilling for dinner cuz we don't have SHIT I can readily eat before bed. I'm so hungry 😩

My gut is telling me my period will be here within half a week or less and by gut I mean I'm suddenly quick to frustration and annoyance and my acid reflux is working overtime 🫠

Thought a post I accidentally scrolled past kinda fast was a cute dog so I scroll back up and no it's a lady's naked ass, thanks Tumblr 😭

Fuck you to my manager for changing the uniform and only supplying ONE shirt. I can't wash this shit everyday. Is she paying my water bill or am I gonna be a spiteful bitch and come in with a BO smelling uniform?

Really feel like calling out tomorrow because of the mess I had to clean this morning + the fact I'm scheduled to work tomorrow morning instead of night. But unfortunately there's so much shit I wanna buy myself and pride is the weekend after next (which I'm hopefully approved to be off for, if I'm not then fuck you I'm calling out) so I HAVE to come in I wanna make the money to go and spoil myself as compensation for the literal shitty morning I had this morning 😫