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they should've had sam making more jokes about his and dean's negligible age gap "are your knees okay" after digging up a grave. "ask if they give out senior citizen discounts" at random motels/diners. "the first vic died in 1843. any chance you knew her?" during research. come on man younger sibling 101

bitchapalooza

My brother and I are only 2 years apart. He's 29 and I'm 27. We are both closer to 30 than we are 20. We both already have body pains. And yet I, the younger sibling, will constantly call him an old man and ask if he needs our dad's cane or help across the street. Like a good younger sibling does, I annoy the shit out of him ✨🫰

Sam totally should have done more bits like this, it would have been GOLD

#it's our chuck given right to do shit like this I swear

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Fuuuuuuuuck I can't wait to be paid, I'm really hoping I can order something fulfilling for dinner cuz we don't have SHIT I can readily eat before bed. I'm so hungry 😩

#not TOO hungry so depending on when I wake up I can wait for breakfast or lunch tomorrow #I wish there was something I could readily eat without waking the rest of the house up that's what really sucks about working this late #talkies

bitchapalooza

My gut is telling me my period will be here within half a week or less and by gut I mean I'm suddenly quick to frustration and annoyance and my acid reflux is working overtime 🫠

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WAIT NO I JUST FUCKING REALIZED TWO DAYS AGO AND TODAY I VOICED HOW ID LOVE TO GO TO THE POOL THIS THURSDAY IF ITS NOT TOO HOT AND SUNNY, I SWEAR THE FUCK IF MY PERIOD RUINS THIS—😭

#wait until FRIDAY dammit PLEASE #last Thursday was ruined by the rain #talkies

My gut is telling me my period will be here within half a week or less and by gut I mean I'm suddenly quick to frustration and annoyance and my acid reflux is working overtime 🫠

#i guess the positive here is I won't be on my period during pride if I'm lucky so???? yeah ✨#talkies

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dehydratedbunny

just like a cokey cola......

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Thought a post I accidentally scrolled past kinda fast was a cute dog so I scroll back up and no it's a lady's naked ass, thanks Tumblr 😭

#please no don't let the bot ladies come back #talkies

Roronoa "I'm not clingy" Zoro 🙏

#insert every ship involving Zoro #'im not clingy' he says as he clings to you #one piece #roronoa zoro #zosan #zolu #lawzo #acezo #zosopp #zonami #and every other Zoro ship I'm not tagging them all

Fuck you to my manager for changing the uniform and only supplying ONE shirt. I can't wash this shit everyday. Is she paying my water bill or am I gonna be a spiteful bitch and come in with a BO smelling uniform?

#I spent almost 100 bucks on 6 sets of scrubs and ig there goes that money down the drain then #talkies

Really feel like calling out tomorrow because of the mess I had to clean this morning + the fact I'm scheduled to work tomorrow morning instead of night. But unfortunately there's so much shit I wanna buy myself and pride is the weekend after next (which I'm hopefully approved to be off for, if I'm not then fuck you I'm calling out) so I HAVE to come in I wanna make the money to go and spoil myself as compensation for the literal shitty morning I had this morning 😫

#luckily we aren't busy tomorrow ALLEGEDLY so I'm gonna stay up an extra 30 minutes tonight if I can even manage that #and if my manager isn't here tomorrow then I'm definitely gonna go home 30 minutes early #talkies

dogpuppy

#Kevin jonas if he was a elf in the animated movie onward

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Since in my main headcanon Sanji had like no experience when he and Zoro started their fling/dating, I think Zoro would 100% give him a pass to sleep with one other person. Anyone of his choosing. Be it another man or a woman. I can Sanji being so giddy to use this pass—only to chicken out of it at the last second because he feels back because isn't this cheating? Does Zoro really approve of this or was he just saying that?

Meanwhile Zoro is a freak and he's secretly getting off on the idea of Sanji sleeping with another person. He considers going to watch. He's totally into this meanwhile back at the hotel room or whatever Sanji sent himself into a panic attack while his sleeping partner sits there awkwardly out of the loop 😭

#I need a zosanace fic about this hold on—#tw suggestive #one piece #one piece headcanons #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #zosan #sanzo

Sanji, drunk: If you were a girl, I would kiss you.

Zoro, completely sober: But what if you were a girl, too?

Sanji: Woah. oh my God. We could be like. Two girls kissing. Zoro you should be trans with me, we could be hot women together and kiss!

Zoro: I..... I'm not sure how to make fun of this because you genuinely look so excited to be a woman. Is there something you're not telling me, cook?

#one piece #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #trans sanji #zosan #sanzo

allsortsoffuckedup

Hey hey, as a librarian, can I just say don’t pace yourself at the library. I get a lot of customers saying “oh I shouldn’t get too many books out at once” but like you should!!!! Max out your card, take everything we have on a subject you’re interested in, make a book fort in your home. We love that shit! It doesn’t matter if you read them or not; just take them for an adventure and bring them back whenever they’re due!

For public libraries, one of the ways we secure funding year to year is lending. Governments don’t want to fund more books if they’re not being used and the way we measure use is by issues. Regardless of whether you read it or not, whether you have it for a day or a month, if you issue it to your library card, we get the stats! It makes the library look good!

Help your local library; get books out even if you know you can’t read them all!

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I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

When one person can give £70,000 to a hate group's legal funds, maybe it's time to bin the Dobby plushies.

rubikanon

Here's your periodic reminder of why it's so important not to buy any Harry Potter merch or watch anything JKR profits from.

It isn't about cancelling problematic media, idgaf. We're capable of reading books we already own with a critical eye.

It's about not giving more power to someone who is using it to materially harm our community.

mallowmaenad

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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wooteena

[ID: Tumblr tags reading, "every 6 months or so a random poster gets possessed by those demons that gives you clairvoyance at the cost of ur sanity to pull a string of words to describe pearl steven universe in the most unhinged way possible" /End ID]

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sceptixfakemon

btw when you say "bodies aren't gendered" and "bodily autonomy for all" and "you don't owe anyone passing" etc you have to be okay with pre/early/non physically transitioning trans people who will not fit your ideal of what their gender is. you have to be okay with Visibly trans people. you have to be okay with trans people whose pronouns don't "typically fit" w/their appearence. you have to be okay with trans people who don't want to pass at all. you have to be okay with them.

My dad's cat who bites us and meows

#sometimes they're definitely love bites #sometimes I think she's tasting us #talkies #tw cat

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