pretending the world isn't on fire as we speak

Ivankov is genderfluid, preferring they/them but really you can call them fuck all and they wouldn't care. BUTNOTDOOKIE—

Also, Ivankov is acespec and pansexual, but all around just says they're queer because I feel like they would prefer it. Hell, if queer is/was a slur in opverse like irl then they probably did start reclaiming it positively before anyone else anyway.

Zeff is a very private guy, but that doesn't mean he's ashamed of anything, he's just not the type to go blabbering about whatever. Said privacy includes: his bisexuality, which he believes he's incredibly open and obvious about, like you can clock that he sucks dick more than pussy just by the way he drinks something, but no. No one can tell. He just looks like your typical straight guy to everyone else except himself. He also has a background in drag, though it was a short phase that didn't last due to the lack of safe space to do it at the time. Again, he isn't ashamed to say he's a bi cis guy who enjoys looking pretty sometimes, he's just really private. No one is even sure what his favorite color is because he's just never mentioned it. And at this point they're scared to ask.

Zeff's favorite color is periwinkle btw. Like specifically periwinkle. He can point it out a mile away, he loves periwinkle so much.

When Ace was really little he had this habit of picking up every rock and shell he'd come across. Dadan kept every single one he gave her. Sometimes she opens the shoebox she keeps them in and she just sits there and looks through them, recounting the memories attached to each one.

Sanji: Gotta have a brain to know how to read.

Zoro: Hey! Fuck you! And for your information, witch. I can read. I'm—what did you call it, Chopper?

Chopper: Dyslexic.

Zoro: Yeah. I'm dialectic.

Chopper: Not what I said at all.

Zoro: Well whatever. I can read, I'm just slow and it's hard to figure out most words when the letters jumble and change all the time.

Nami: I want you to tutor him. Aside from Robin, you're the fastest reader on the ship.

Sanji: Now, I mean nothing by this, Nami-dear... But you sure you want me to tutor this idiot? I can't guarantee we won't fight.

Nami: It's fine. Zoro promised that if he instigated a fight he would owe me money.

Zoro: She forced me to promise that against my will, just so you know.

Nami: Anyway, while you tutor him, make sure you stand close over his shoulder. Like reaaaaaally close. So close you can feel each other's breath. That's how he learns best!

Sanji: That's an odd way to learn...

Zoro: No it's not, it's perfectly normal, so shut up, let's start the first lesson, I'll meet you in the library.

Sanji: .....

Nami: :)

Sanji: This is just a ploy to make us kiss and get together isn't it?

Nami: It was his idea. Just go with it. I think it's kinda cute.

Sanji: You know I would kiss him if he would just ASK, right? I'm not the same guy I was 2 years ago.

Nami: Yeah, I know. You let everyone know. You're "bi as fuck", to quote you directly. Now get up there and let him pathetically flirt with you!

Mihawk and Shanks have definitely broken a bed or two. Mihawk is the exact reason why I believe Shanks sleeps on just a mattress—no box spring, no frame, not even a sheet. Just a dozen blankets and a couple of lumpy pillows. He just doesn't care because no one will let him buy or make a new bed.

Buggy would either make an MLM or be incredibly susceptible to MLMs, there is no in-between.

Also I think Buggy has really bad cat allergies but that doesn't stop him from going directly towards any cat he sees.

Kaku tops. Lucci is his pampered pillow princess. Lucci would rather die than let people know he's a pillow princess.

Luffy thinks he can swim in a pool of ketchup if he tries hard enough. No one will let him test this out. He says it's not water so it SHOULD be possible...