pretending the world isn't on fire as we speak

I haven't seen anyone talking about this and just wanted to make a quick post on here.

Akihiro Miwa recently passed away peacefully june 20th, and was not only a drag queen and a queer icon, but also the japanese voice of Arceus in the movie Arceus and the jewel of life, as well as the witch from Howl's moving castle and Moro from Princess Mononke.

Joe Manganiello’s (CROCODILE) dog ‘Bubbles’

Zoro is only mildly intolerant, meaning he just gets gassy and has a stomach ache for a bit. He'll only have to run to the bathroom once and it won't be too bad.

Robin is VERY intolerant, meaning get out of her way in the next 5 seconds or else both your lives will be changed for the worse.

Neither Robin or Zoro tell Sanji. Because they are masochists. They both like milk. They both love cheese. They will not let this skinny blonde man take their pleasure away from them.

Sanji finally notices after a few weeks though, he figures it out himself just by observation and pattern. So he tells them, and he immediately switches to soy, as he has plenty of it as protein alternatives when they run out of eggs and meat, or just for backup rations in general.

Only for Usopp to apparently have a soy intolerance and apparently liking it enough to want to ignore it and keep drinking the soy milk even after declaring he felt so sick he thought he was going to DIE.

I like to think fishmen, and my extension mermaids, are close enough to human biology, which humans are kind of lactose intolerant by default? Anyway, I think fishmen are strictly very lactose intolerant to the point where if Jinbei drank a single sip of milk he's going to shit himself. Like pure fucking liquid. Get the fuck outta his way. Bro can't have dairy ice cream 😞 and he's not even upset because why would he put himself through that torture anyway??? Other than that, I think Jinbei is pretty much allergy free! Although I can see things like bread and pasta causing some irritation to his gut, but not enough to completely throw it off. I can totally see him enjoying like two helpings of pasta, going off to his own corner and kind of silently hating himself for a few hours because now he has a tummy ache. He should not be indulging in these types of foods but by God does he love them.... And Sanji or Chopper don't even know so no one can stop him from grabbing a third helping of seafood pasta!

For Franky, I like to think he actually had a whole bee and wasp allergy. Like a severe allergy—which he only brings up briefly because Sanji learns he has a relatively mild bee sting allergy—and obviously he doesn't anymore because I mean.... Synthetic skin. Metal endoskeleton. If he does have an intact immune system, a bee or wasp isn't going to trigger said system because it can't sting any real part of him, aside from his back because if I remember correctly that IS all real skin, but idk I doubt that's a concern of his anyway because what are the chances? Like 50/50 at best. But under the concern of milk? He has bragging rights. Because he can drink a whole gallon of milk and still puke because that's a gallon of milk he just drank in one go. But give him a glass of milk and 10 minutes to calmly drink it and he's completely fine.

Brook was 100% lactose intolerant when he was alive. Probably more like an in between of Zoro and Robin. But now that he's dead he can happily drink milk, which has always been his favorite drink despite how much stomach upset it caused. He's dead now. He doesn't have a stomach. He doesn't have a digestive tract. He was kidding when he said he still shits and pisses. So anyway, he drinks milk like he's indulging in the sin of greed and gluttony. He's like a Greek god gorging himself on nectar and ambrosia. But it's cow's milk. And sometimes it's spoiled just because he likes to test the limits of everyone's last nerve. He's Robin and Zoro's biggest defender.

And God Luffy..... He totally went so many years not knowing he was allergic to bananas. He thought it was normal that bananas are spicy and make your mouth tingle like pop rocks candy. He doesn't say anything as a kid because he had no frame of reference of what a banana is and isn't supposed to do when you eat it 🥴 he just mentions it one day while actively eating a banana and everyone just looks at him in disbelief and concern and they all have to physically wrestle the fuckin thing out of his MOUTH. He promptly finds out that peaches and pineapples are also not spicy....

On the topic of allergies in general anyway because I'm bored.....

Zoro had a severe egg allergy as a kid, until he just grew out of it sometime around age 11. He does have a persistent latex allergy which doesn't affect him in a daily basis and he's only ever have like two incidents of anaphylaxis; once when the gum he was chewing apparently had traces of latex in it (at the dojo still), and again later on while part of the crew when he got some street food not knowing it was prepared while wearing latex gloves. Now he avoids gum and always asks the vendor about how the food was prepared, and if he forgets it's usually someone else who asks for him! He's probably careful around certain fruits like avocados and kiwi because according to Chopper some fruits have a cross-reaction.

I think Nami would just have seasonal allergies and even then they're super mild. Sanji also has seasonal allergies, which again are pretty mild, the worst he gets is a sinus headache and itchy throat. But bee allergy! Just a mild one. Only causes a rash and some bad swelling where he was stung, no danger to anaphylaxis as far as he or Chopper knows. Usopp is of course intolerant of soy and very allergic to mushrooms (that he claims isn't real because he insists they were poisoned mushrooms. Yes that includes the mushrooms Sanji served).

Other than being lactose intolerant, Robin has a peanut allergy, but other legumes are safe (but she rarely indulges anyway). Not severe, but not fun either. Just gets swollen lips as the most extreme reaction she's had.

For Chopper.... Idk he's weird 😭 he's a reindeer-human hybrid. He doesn't make sense. You probably can't even use mink biology to describe him. He can eat things that normal reindeer can't. I wouldn't be surprised if he has zero intolerances or allergies.

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Just before Sanji looses the mind reading ability, Zoro does almost mentally refer to Sanji by his name. Zoro gets to the 'San' bit, gets a flash of himself wielding 3 Sanjis like he wields his swords, shudders and switches to 'Shit Cook'.