Nervous Lil' Punk Boy

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

It is of course funny to imagine your old-school D&D 1st-level Magic-User as a sagely old wizard (setting aside the fact that Wizard is a level title for a high-level Magic-User) but it's one of those things where the fiction and mechanics don't quite meet; your awesome ancient bearded dude has spent the better part of his life studying magic and has learned to cast magic missile once a day.

nontrad wizarding student going back to school at age 65 to finally earn that necromancy degree they always wanted but never had the time for

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

This is an absolutely FASCINATING cultural snapshot.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard