Nervous Lil' Punk Boy

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

mostly i do god knows what

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

It drives me nuts when middle aged business owners come into my job telling me they're "not computer people" as if the personal computer hasn't been standard equipment in most businesses for almost half a century now

"I just never learned how to use it" what do you MEAN. There are pictures of offices from the mid 1980s (when you were probably younger than a teenager) FULL of early desktop computers, and you're telling me that not once did you ever figure out how to enter text into a field on a website in the 40+ years since? And you run a business?

Finding out that most small business owners are absolute fucking morons and then watching them make well over 6 figures a month while I struggle to feed myself has been one of the biggest humiliations I've ever had to endure

#it's wild to me that when *I* say “I'm not a computer person” I mean “i'm struggling to set up some stuff on this weird linux distro”#and when these people say “I'm not a computer person” they mean “what the fuck is a folder” or “what do you mean 'save as'?”

I only follow back freaks and creatures of the night. I’m sure you understand

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god